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Gingersnap
12-22-2009, 10:14 AM
Beyond DC

Rock The Vote Says Teen Abstinence, Transphobia Will Win Health Care Reform
Posted by Amanda Hess on Dec. 22, 2009, at 9:00 am

A new initiative from youth voting campaign Rock the Vote is encouraging young people to “hold out for health care” by refusing to have sex with people who don’t support health care reform. In a strange turn of events, I’m with FOX News on this one: This sucks.

Rock the Vote, an organization which works to “engage and build the political power of young people,” is currently collecting signatures for the celebrity-endorsed petition to “hold out for health care.”

“We pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young Americans and to government for the people … and to never fucking you if you are against us,” the video announces. “We will vote against you, work against you, and once again, just in case you forgot, never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever fuck you.”

The strategy strikes me as counter-intuitive. After all, what do Republicans hate even more than public health care? Young people having premarital sex! If I were a Republican, I would love this Rock the Vote campaign. It reads like a conservative porn script: No health care, plus a bunch of young hot chicks sexily announcing that they’re not going to give it up!

But I’m not a Republican, so I find a few aspects of this Rock the Vote campaign unsettling that have nothing to do with the young people admitting to F-wording each other. First, Rock the Vote President Heather Smith told FOX News that the fucking-withholding petition aims to remind the youth of America that “they have a stake and a say” in the debate over health care. Huh. I thought young people had a stake in the health care debate because they’re human beings with a civil right to engage in our country’s political process. But I guess it’s actually because they’re hot and like to fuck. Second, the unsettling sexual stereotypes: According to Rock the Vote, women are sexy teases; men are insatiable buffoons. Finally, this line, meant to to ward off a skeezy Tea Party guy who wants to fuck our hot liberal heroine: ”I’m on my period. I don’t have a vagina.” Would you like some transphobia with your abstinence?

LOL! These people are even stupidier than I imagined.

Washington City Paper (http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/12/22/rock-the-vote-says-teen-abstinence-transphobia-will-win-health-care-reform/)

patriot45
12-22-2009, 10:14 AM
Wow, just wow! This will not go well with the free spirits! DUmp worthy! (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/21/rock-vote-asks-supporters-withhold-sex-pass-health-care-reform/)




Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: if you want health care reform, don't sleep with anyone who opposes it until his or her mind is changed.

The youth advocacy group is pushing the campaign in a Web video and pledge on its Web site, which asks supporters to "hold out" for health care.

The subtlety of the online pledge, though, is completely undone by the video, which employs zero rhetorical devices, except for a couple of bleeps, to get its message bluntly across.

"We pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young Americans and to government for the people ... and to never f---ing you if you are against us," the team of actors in the video says.

"We will vote against you, work against you, and once again, just in case you forgot, never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever f--- you."

The video was produced by comedy site FunnyorDie.com, the site that promoted "Obama Girl" and her raunchy videos in support of Barack Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign.

But while that site often posts satire videos, Rock the Vote is collecting signatures for the "hold out" for health care campaign on its own site.

Apache
12-22-2009, 10:17 AM
Rush had this on his show yesterday...:rolleyes:

Who'd wanna mate with a Lefty skank anyways :confused:

patriot45
12-22-2009, 10:21 AM
Virtually simultanious posting!! :D

linda22003
12-22-2009, 10:26 AM
Nothing is new under the sun. This goes back to the draft resistance days during Vietnam.
http://www.leadpipeposters.com/images/0522.jpg

Gingersnap
12-22-2009, 10:33 AM
Imaginary conversation in Reformation England:

Scullery Maid: You're not some damned Papist, are you?

Stable Boy: Not me, babe. "No Popery" that's my motto. Let's go out to the barn.

Scullery Maid: Okay.

:D

FlaGator
12-22-2009, 11:12 AM
And some claim that we are a more moral society as compared to 100 years ago.

AmPat
12-22-2009, 12:09 PM
If this stupidity catches on, watch for a drop in two things: 1. Teen pregnancy and 2.
AIDS.

These skanks need to keep their fly-infested drawers pulled up any way.:eek:

Shannon
12-22-2009, 12:35 PM
LOL! I can't even ... just wow.

megimoo
12-22-2009, 12:40 PM
Rush had this on his show yesterday...:rolleyes:

Who'd wanna mate with a Lefty skank anyways :confused:
Good way to catch a 'Social Disease' plus I Think having sex with a Liberal Is defined in most cases as a form of bestiality.

Sonnabend
12-22-2009, 05:46 PM
As I understand it, with this health care bill you're already BEING screwed....:D

PoliCon
12-22-2009, 06:24 PM
The left finally found a reason to get behind abstinence. The world is surely coming to an end! lol

johvale
12-23-2009, 08:35 AM
If I wasn't married I would be pulling a "John Kerry." I was for health care before... But now that we are done... I am against it! Bwa HA HA HA HA HA

movie buff
12-24-2009, 12:07 PM
They consider that a threat?
Nobody in their right mind would sleep with a lefty woman, unless they consider shrill, screaming, dope- addled skanks (In one of two sizes: Anorexically thin, or repulsively obese) with at least a half- dozen STDs to be a turn- on.

PoliCon
12-24-2009, 12:33 PM
They consider that a threat?
Nobody in their right mind would sleep with a lefty woman, unless they consider shrill, screaming, dope- addled skanks (In one of two sizes: Anorexically thin, or repulsively obese) with at least a half- dozen STDs to be a turn- on.

too bad Lars is banned - you just described his love life there!:D

AmPat
12-24-2009, 01:12 PM
What did LARS do?:confused: