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Gingersnap
01-01-2010, 10:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w

We report; you decide.

Rockntractor
01-01-2010, 11:03 PM
No attachment package?:confused:

Big Guy
01-01-2010, 11:12 PM
Could be used many ways, depends on the user. Hmmmmmmm:o

Rockntractor
01-01-2010, 11:19 PM
Could be used many ways, depends on the user. Hmmmmmmm:o
Think of all the jiggling it would cause!:D

lurkalot
01-01-2010, 11:20 PM
:eek::eek:

Gingersnap
01-01-2010, 11:26 PM
:eek::eek:

This has been out for a few months but it was news to me. The TV was on FitTV for some insane reason and I saw this ad. Doc seemed to express an interest that was...alarming. :eek:

lurkalot
01-02-2010, 12:01 AM
I find it rather frightening...
but then the sham wow guy gives me nightmares too...

Gingersnap
01-02-2010, 12:14 AM
I find it rather frightening...
but then the sham wow guy gives me nightmares too...

When he lost your number. :p

lurkalot
01-02-2010, 12:22 AM
When he lost your number. :p

well you wait and wait by the phone.... :(

Gingersnap
01-02-2010, 12:48 AM
well you wait and wait by the phone.... :(

You have take the initiative and call his toll-free number! It says so right there on the bottom of the screen. :rolleyes:

lurkalot
01-02-2010, 12:49 AM
You have take the initiative and call his toll-free number! It says so right there on the bottom of the screen. :rolleyes:

NEVER
A lady never calls a man! :eek:

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 12:50 AM
You have take the initiative and call his toll-free number! It says so right there on the bottom of the screen. :rolleyes:

Operators are standing by!

lurkalot
01-02-2010, 12:52 AM
Operators are standing by!

I would never want to appear needy. That is so unlike my usual shy retiring self...

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 12:53 AM
I would never want to appear needy. That is so unlike my usual shy retiring self...

But it's for a limited time only and thats not all....

lurkalot
01-02-2010, 01:02 AM
But it's for a limited time only and thats not all....

don't tempt me..you know I am weak when it comes to love... :eek:

PoliCon
01-02-2010, 03:29 AM
this has been posted here before.

Gingersnap
01-02-2010, 11:29 AM
this has been posted here before.

Killjoy.

PoliCon
01-02-2010, 06:24 PM
Killjoy.

well it has. I know. I posted it! :p

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 06:31 PM
well it has. I know. I posted it! :p

It wasn't funny yet then!

Bubba Dawg
01-02-2010, 06:33 PM
well it has. I know. I posted it! :p

Maybe your memory of posting it is faulty?

You know, you looked at the motion utilized in using the Shake Weight and it reminded you of something you had done....over and over and over....and you just thought it was a thread you had posted.

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 06:38 PM
Maybe your memory of posting it is faulty?

You know, you looked at the motion utilized in using the Shake Weight and it reminded you of something you had done....over and over and over....and you just thought it was a thread you had posted.

On a much much smaller scale of course!

Bubba Dawg
01-02-2010, 06:40 PM
On a much much smaller scale of course!

I'm sure Poli is a handy kind of guy.

JB
01-02-2010, 07:34 PM
Oh man. That's awesome.

Is it wrong if I have wood right now?

PoliCon
01-02-2010, 07:41 PM
Maybe your memory of posting it is faulty?

You know, you looked at the motion utilized in using the Shake Weight and it reminded you of something you had done....over and over and over....and you just thought it was a thread you had posted. yyyyyyyyy-no. I've never had much use or need for self pleasuring. It's not like I'm from the south or anything. :p

Bubba Dawg
01-02-2010, 07:49 PM
yyyyyyyyy-no. I've never had much use or need for self pleasuring. It's not like I'm from the south or anything. :p

Is it because you don't find yourself to be attractive? :p

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 08:27 PM
Is it because you don't find yourself to be attractive? :p

No! He just doesn't find himself!:D

Bubba Dawg
01-02-2010, 08:34 PM
No! He just doesn't find himself!:D

This might help.....:D

http://easytechtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/magnifying-glass.jpg

PoliCon
01-02-2010, 08:53 PM
Is it because you don't find yourself to be attractive? :p

no it's because I've never suffered from a shortage of people who do find me attractive.

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 08:56 PM
no it's because I've never suffered from a shortage of people who do find me attractive.

No specific sex just people?:confused::eek:

PoliCon
01-02-2010, 09:13 PM
No specific sex just people?:confused::eek:

Yes rock. Just people. Do I really need to go over the sexual abuse I went through as a teen?

Rockntractor
01-02-2010, 09:39 PM
Yes rock. Just people. Do I really need to go over the sexual abuse I went through as a teen?

Easy easy!

SarasotaRepub
01-02-2010, 09:44 PM
Holy Crap!!! :eek:

That is the funniest thing I've seen since the Sham-Wow guys mug shots. :D

Totally hilarious!!!:D