The most useless machine Ever!

[patriot45]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

[Bubba Dawg]

Cool. I want one.

[Rockntractor]

Cool. I want one.
Dang now I'm gonna have to play it!

[Bubba Dawg]

Dang now I'm gonna have to play it!

It's short.

[Rockntractor]

Well what the hell is that good for?:confused:

[patriot45]

Well what the hell is that good for?:confused:

If I had one, it would keep me busy for hours!

[Bubba Dawg]

If I had one, it would keep me busy for hours!

Me too.

[Rockntractor]

Me too.

I bet you didn't leave the house for days when you hit puberty!

[Bubba Dawg]

Well what the hell is that good for?:confused:

It manages to be a perfect example of pure waste and extravagance while at the same time being wonderfully elegant in design and symmetry.

[Bubba Dawg]

I bet you didn't leave the house for days when you hit puberty!

Actually I didn't leave until menopause started.

[Rockntractor]

Actually I didn't leave until menopause started.

Men who pause?:confused:

[Rockntractor]

Oh minnow paws!
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/MinnowPawsbyCalicoCrossroadsbig.jpg?t=1262474054

[Bubba Dawg]

Men who pause?:confused:

Yep, they are called waiters.

[megimoo]

I bet you didn't leave the house for days when you hit puberty!Imagine what he'd do if he had boobs ?

[Bubba Dawg]

Imagine what he'd do if he had boobs ?

If I had boobs, I'd never stop touching them.

[Rockntractor]

If I had boobs, I'd never stop touching them.

I like boobs!

[Bubba Dawg]

I like boobs!

Boobs....Boobs....Boobs!!!!!:):):)

Motorboat....brppppppppppp....wah ha ha!!!!

Boobies!!!!!

[Rockntractor]

Boobs....Boobs....Boobs!!!!!:):):)

Motorboat....brppppppppppp....wah ha ha!!!!

Boobies!!!!!

If you had one of them exercise things you could make um jiggle!

[Bubba Dawg]

If you had one of them exercise things you could make um jiggle!

And they would be spectacular in spandex.

Has this thread turned weird? :eek:

[hampshirebrit]

And they would be spectacular in spandex.

Has this thread turned weird? :eek:

No... it started weird and got worse.

Must admit, there is something to be said for utterly pointless but well executed engineering. Something ... but not much. :p

[patriot45]

No... it started weird and got worse.

Must admit, there is something to be said for utterly pointless but well executed engineering. Something ... but not much. :p

Well hey, Apache said he was bored! He is now amused for hours clicking that!!:D

[JB]

...Yeah, I want one.

You probably have enough scraps laying around to build a couple.

[MountainMan]

No... it started weird and got worse.

Must admit, there is something to be said for utterly pointless but well executed engineering. Something ... but not much. :p

Sort of like owning a mac laptop, isn't it? :D

[SarasotaRepub]

You guys are scaring me...:eek::D

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