View Full Version : Man begs to spend new year in jail

01-03-2010, 01:30 PM
Moonbat! (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/02/2784129.htm) Probably from the DUmp! Didn't want to file a bouncy!

A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported.

The 35-year-old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on Thursday (local time) asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said on Friday.

The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he threatened the owner with a boxcutter as he grabbed a few sweets and a packet of gum.

He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for robbery.

01-03-2010, 04:16 PM
That guy was really looking to get away from the in-laws...poor bastid, I know from whence he comes :eek:

01-03-2010, 08:33 PM
He should have just hidden a bunch of guns and pot at the house they were gonna celebrate in and called in a tip to the ATF. Let the in-laws spend the holiday behind bars while he hit the bars. You have to think these things through.