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megimoo
01-08-2010, 04:52 PM
"I'll Bet Mary Matalin First words to Old 'Snake Head' Carville Were "Welcome Home a*s hole, You Did It Again !""

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville. Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information."Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels -- not private parts.

But Carville isn't worried about his privacy: "I'll sacrifice my civil rights to get me up in the air, like Clooney," he said, referring to Hollywood leading man George Clooney's latest film
http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis

Last Samurai
01-08-2010, 05:06 PM
Isn't there an old saying that goes something to the effect that "..... if one trades one's freedoms/liberties for security, soon one has neither."?

I believe we went around this trade off when the "Patriot Act" was enacted. (It WAS the Dems that made the most fuss about it.) Now that they have the "whip hand" (sic!), I noticed that they have gone right along with the program.

ANYTHING to slowly consolidate more "power" to the Political Elite".

USSR (United States Socialist Republic) here we come!

LS

Bubba Dawg
01-08-2010, 05:14 PM
Measuring Carville's Penis.....how could you determine where the penis ends and the Carville begins?

hampshirebrit
01-08-2010, 05:15 PM
Measuring Carville's Penis.....how could you determine where the penis ends and the Carville begins?

LMAO. CU Quote of The Day. :D:D:D

lacarnut
01-08-2010, 05:16 PM
Too bad the scanner can not measure class; he would not have any.

AmPat
01-08-2010, 05:24 PM
Too bad the scanner can not measure class; he would not have any.

The DIMS can always buy Class credits.

Bubba Dawg
01-08-2010, 05:37 PM
LMAO. CU Quote of The Day. :D:D:D

Thanks Hamps. Sometimes I get lucky. Couldn't imagine a better set-up line. :D

Nubs
01-08-2010, 07:33 PM
If he's so concerned, why not stop at the local Swiss Chalet and buy a log of summer sausage? Stuff that in your pants and hit the scanner.

PoliCon
01-08-2010, 10:36 PM
look and class? what more could you ask for? :rolleyes:

Rockntractor
01-08-2010, 10:44 PM
look and class? what more could you ask for? :rolleyes:

You mean looks?

Big Guy
01-08-2010, 10:48 PM
Measuring Carville's Penis.....how could you determine where the penis ends and the Carville begins?

Now that's friggin funny. :D:D:D