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01-21-2010, 10:36 AM
Tree Sex Man Ordered to Leave Park:D

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland after claims he attempted to have intercourse with the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.
Shaw, of Airdrie, pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail on the condition that he stays away from Central Park.

A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."

Shaw is due to stand trial next month. He was also accused of committing the offence while on bail for another matter from November 2007.

"Man Those Critters in The UK are Big Time Sexual Deviates !"

It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.

In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.

In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.


01-21-2010, 11:35 AM
It's always the quiet ones.

01-21-2010, 12:12 PM
It's always the quiet ones.

It's easy to be quiet until someone gets his parts stuck in bicycle spokes.