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Rockntractor
01-22-2010, 08:12 PM
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands
in the middle of South Pacific, the
following people are stranded:

* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

* Two French men and one French woman.

* Two German men and one German woman.

* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

* Two British men and one British woman.

* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.

* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

* Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely
stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian
man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a menage trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the
Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

* The two British men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the British woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the
Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island..

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor
store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the
woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their
stores.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and
south and set up a distillery. They do not remember
if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few pints of coconut whiskey. However, they are
satisfied because the British are not having any fun..

* The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and complains
relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she
can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do,
and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause
of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone
so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere
so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

Gingersnap
01-22-2010, 10:01 PM
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor
store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the
woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their
stores.

I'm going to Hell for it but I laughed like a loon at this one. :p

Bleda
01-22-2010, 10:05 PM
What would two Arab men and one Arab woman do?

Rockntractor
01-22-2010, 10:08 PM
What would two Arab men and one Arab woman do?

One would sniff one ankle and the other the other ankle!