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Gingersnap
01-27-2010, 11:32 AM
School Outlaws "Sexual Bending"

Educators issue rules covering grinding, other dance offenses

JANUARY 26--Like many educators nationwide, administrators at a Wisconsin high school are aiming to curb risque moves at an upcoming school dance. To assure that Union Grove High School students do not get too footloose, school brass have issued official dance rules for the January 30 winter formal. As seen below, the rules outlaw "sexual bending" and the touching of breasts, buttocks, or genitals. Leg straddling is also verboten. Additionally, students are on notice that "Both feet must remain on the dance floor at all times." Which appears to rule out performances of the Charleston, Electric Slide, and Cha-Cha. The dance "will be videotaped to insure the safety of all students attending," the rules note, though Union Grove administrators could presumably review the film for provocative moves that were initially missed by monitors.

They should make all school dances square dances. Not only is it difficult to grind during a square dance but the highly aerobic nature of the moves would be good for the little porkers. :)

The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0126102dance1.html)

ralph wiggum
01-27-2010, 11:35 AM
I guess anyone trying to dance like Elaine on Seinfeld will be in trouble too.

FeebMaster
01-27-2010, 11:46 AM
Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him?

http://i47.tinypic.com/4uvub6.jpg

megimoo
01-27-2010, 02:01 PM
They should make all school dances square dances. Not only is it difficult to grind during a square dance but the highly aerobic nature of the moves would be good for the little porkers. :)

The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0126102dance1.html)Lets go back to the 'bump and grind'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiky7OWZJw0

Try this one for a school dance group ?
[ school dance team warm-up - sexy college girls on video ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rvzl4MTxd8


Candy - N-am sa uit - Romanian Girls Teen Music Teens Romania
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxcoOkxbU0M

How would you like to dance with her ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scpqbqxurFA&NR=1

noonwitch
01-27-2010, 02:27 PM
This is going to be fun for the chaperones to enforce! I like Ginger's square dance idea-it kind of makes me think of Rhett and Scarlett dancing the Virginia Reel after he bids for her in the dance auction (even though she's not supposed to dance because she's in mourning). What could be more romantic than that? At least for white people....I don't think black americans see the romance in GWTW.