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bijou
01-28-2010, 02:19 PM
A golf club beating at an upscale golf course in Lake County and we're not talking about the score. The victim says he was physically beaten with a club over a bet. Instead of getting his winnings he ended up in the hospital and the suspect behind bars. ...

link (http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/lake_news/012810-golf-arrest)

Does Ralph Wiggum have an alibi? :D

Apache
01-28-2010, 02:28 PM
He told cops that the victim upset him by using racial slurs.

http://sethandray.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/racecard1.jpg

Gingersnap
01-28-2010, 02:35 PM
I wonder what his handicap was?

FlaGator
01-28-2010, 02:35 PM
I thought this was going to be another Tiger Woods story.

bijou
01-28-2010, 02:41 PM
I wonder what his handicap was?

An IQ below 50?

ralph wiggum
01-28-2010, 02:49 PM
link (http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/lake_news/012810-golf-arrest)

Does Ralph Wiggum have an alibi? :D

I have not been to Orlando in years! :D

Apache
01-28-2010, 02:57 PM
I have not been to Orlando in years! :D

Ahhh...but do you have PROOF?? :p

ralph wiggum
01-28-2010, 03:13 PM
Ahhh...but do you have PROOF?? :p

I guess I was in the airport last winter. So no real proof.

Speedy
01-28-2010, 03:32 PM
I wonder what his handicap was?

His color?

You would think it was the way some people act.

Speedy
01-28-2010, 03:41 PM
Sometimes in prison, a guy would let it be known by his actions that he just could not go one second longer without a light to moderate ass kicking handed to him. The thing was to get them to swing first. It was so easy with Mexicans and Blacks. With Mexicans you utter the words to him, "Chingas a tu madre." That is it. Once you have those words tossed at you, you either fight or you are thought a punk. Sometimes guys would argue back and forth for a while then one of them would utter the magic words and it would be on.

With Blacks, a non-black has only to call him the "n" word in an insulting fashion and it is on.

Weird as it seems, it was a little harder to goad a white guy into a fight.