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Gingersnap
02-03-2010, 01:47 PM
Women avoid jail in glued penis case

Published: Feb. 2, 2010 at 7:40 PM

CHILTON, Wis., Feb. 2 (UPI) -- Four Wisconsin women were put on probation for a year Tuesday for gluing a man's penis to his stomach after finding out about his sexual dalliances.

The women will get to avoid jail time of 30-60 days as long as they don't violate the terms of their probation, Madison's WKOW-TV reported. They also are to perform community service.

Sounds to me like they already did the community a service. :D

UPI (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/02/02/Women-avoid-jail-in-glued-penis-case/UPI-53911265157600/)

Apache
02-03-2010, 02:23 PM
Sounds to me like they already did the community a service. :D

UPI (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/02/02/Women-avoid-jail-in-glued-penis-case/UPI-53911265157600/)

:eek:

linda22003
02-03-2010, 02:37 PM
So they've been set free to glue again!

Apache
02-03-2010, 03:08 PM
So they've been set free to glue again!

:(

linda22003
02-03-2010, 03:30 PM
"Authorities said Donessa Davis's wife, two lovers and an acquaintance of theirs had plotted their revenge last summer, luring him to a Stockbridge motel July 30 where they tied him up, blindfolded and assaulted him. The women told the court they didn't plan the gluing tactic; that part just evolved as the episode played out."

Well, that's why they got off so easily; it was unpremeditated gluing. I guess someone just happened to have a tube of Stick-A-Dick in her purse.
:p

Gingersnap
02-03-2010, 03:34 PM
Well, that's why they got off so easily; it was unpremeditated gluing. I guess someone just happened to have a tube of Stick-A-Dick in her purse.
:p

Doesn't everybody? :confused:

PoliCon
02-03-2010, 03:39 PM
You know I have to wonder if people would be so blase about this if a disgruntled husband/boyfriend had glued his whore partners vagina shut . . .

Apache
02-03-2010, 03:46 PM
Doesn't everybody? :confused:

oooooookkkkaaaaayyyyy.....



I am now, officially scared......:o




:p

linda22003
02-03-2010, 03:53 PM
You know I have to wonder if people would be so blase about this if a disgruntled husband/boyfriend had glued his whore partners vagina shut . . .

Pretty hard to do, given the difference in the types of skin involved.

PoliCon
02-03-2010, 04:14 PM
Pretty hard to do, given the difference in the types of skin involved.

I'm sure - but I'm betting that more people would be upset if it was done to a woman.

Gingersnap
02-03-2010, 04:19 PM
When four men discover that their "wife/girlfriend" doesn't have an exclusive arrangement with them, it's generally not much of a surprise. It's not much of a bonding experience, either. :p

Rockntractor
02-03-2010, 05:38 PM
Did any of them stick with the prick?

asdf2231
02-03-2010, 05:54 PM
Think they actually used Naptha or some other solvent to pry the guys trouble finding stick loose or did they just latch on and do the "One Two YANK" like a bandaide?

Gingersnap
02-03-2010, 08:53 PM
Think they actually used Naptha or some other solvent to pry the guys trouble finding stick loose or did they just latch on and do the "One Two YANK" like a bandaide?

Acetone. Works like a charm. I'm not interested in fielding questions about how I know this outside of my general chemistry education. :cool:

Bubba Dawg
02-03-2010, 09:54 PM
Did any of them stick with the prick?

Nice. :D

Really Nice. :D:D