View Full Version : Sunday Thread: You now are the King/Queen so BAN SOMETHING

Bubba Dawg
02-07-2010, 12:37 AM
Cold and damp on The Mountain. But I'm not on The Mountain. I'm on The Road in a weird little time anomaly where it is already Sunday Morning.

Hooray for me. :)

So, you've just been named the Ultimate Ruler in your burgh or burrow or neck of the woods. You deserve this honour, of course, and actually, It's about damned time.

So, you can flex your dictatorial powers by banning something. :)

Wot's it gonna be?????:confused:

I'll start. By the power vested in me as the High Muckety Muck, I hereby ban......

*any more children named Cody. All the assorted Codies currently extant can keep their names, but no more indulgences on this matter shall be extended. Period. End of story.

*wearing pajamas in public. Sorry, that trend is over. (Unless you are a really cute sorority girl. Then I will provide some special dispensation. We'll figure out how you will repay this favor to your Lord and Master. Hint, flexibility is the key here.)

*the Designated Hitter Rule. Nuff said.

*Billy Ray Cyrus and any/all of his Satanic Progeny.

*Sex In The City sequels.

*2012. Any Reference to 2012 as anything other than a year between 2011 and 2013.

*Viagra Commercials.

*The Black Eyed Peas.....seriously

So, your Highness.....you got the power. Ban away.....

02-07-2010, 01:12 AM
Commercials for all adult absorbent paper products for personal use!

02-07-2010, 02:16 AM
Any and all shows named American Idol, Australian Idol, Big Brother or others of their ilk. :mad:


02-07-2010, 12:08 PM
Here in the Missouri Ozarks, we're getting ready for another eight inches of snow - and a forecast of ice on top of that.

TOTD: I'd ban.......
Progressive Auto Insurance TV commercials until they can come up with something without that air-head girl.
GEICO TV ads, period!
Any form of beef not grain-fed.
BBQ chicken wings with flappers.
Keith Dobermann and Rachel Madcow disease.
ALL excersize machines