Bubba Dawg
02-07-2010, 12:37 AM
Cold and damp on The Mountain. But I'm not on The Mountain. I'm on The Road in a weird little time anomaly where it is already Sunday Morning.
Hooray for me. :)
So, you've just been named the Ultimate Ruler in your burgh or burrow or neck of the woods. You deserve this honour, of course, and actually, It's about damned time.
:mad:
So, you can flex your dictatorial powers by banning something. :)
Wot's it gonna be?????:confused:
I'll start. By the power vested in me as the High Muckety Muck, I hereby ban......
*any more children named Cody. All the assorted Codies currently extant can keep their names, but no more indulgences on this matter shall be extended. Period. End of story.
*wearing pajamas in public. Sorry, that trend is over. (Unless you are a really cute sorority girl. Then I will provide some special dispensation. We'll figure out how you will repay this favor to your Lord and Master. Hint, flexibility is the key here.)
*the Designated Hitter Rule. Nuff said.
*Billy Ray Cyrus and any/all of his Satanic Progeny.
*Sex In The City sequels.
*2012. Any Reference to 2012 as anything other than a year between 2011 and 2013.
*Viagra Commercials.
*The Black Eyed Peas.....seriously
So, your Highness.....you got the power. Ban away.....
Hooray for me. :)
So, you've just been named the Ultimate Ruler in your burgh or burrow or neck of the woods. You deserve this honour, of course, and actually, It's about damned time.
:mad:
So, you can flex your dictatorial powers by banning something. :)
Wot's it gonna be?????:confused:
I'll start. By the power vested in me as the High Muckety Muck, I hereby ban......
*any more children named Cody. All the assorted Codies currently extant can keep their names, but no more indulgences on this matter shall be extended. Period. End of story.
*wearing pajamas in public. Sorry, that trend is over. (Unless you are a really cute sorority girl. Then I will provide some special dispensation. We'll figure out how you will repay this favor to your Lord and Master. Hint, flexibility is the key here.)
*the Designated Hitter Rule. Nuff said.
*Billy Ray Cyrus and any/all of his Satanic Progeny.
*Sex In The City sequels.
*2012. Any Reference to 2012 as anything other than a year between 2011 and 2013.
*Viagra Commercials.
*The Black Eyed Peas.....seriously
So, your Highness.....you got the power. Ban away.....