Sunday Thread: You now are the King/Queen so BAN SOMETHING

[Bubba Dawg]

Cold and damp on The Mountain. But I'm not on The Mountain. I'm on The Road in a weird little time anomaly where it is already Sunday Morning.

Hooray for me. :)

So, you've just been named the Ultimate Ruler in your burgh or burrow or neck of the woods. You deserve this honour, of course, and actually, It's about damned time.
:mad:

So, you can flex your dictatorial powers by banning something. :)

Wot's it gonna be?????:confused:

I'll start. By the power vested in me as the High Muckety Muck, I hereby ban......

*any more children named Cody. All the assorted Codies currently extant can keep their names, but no more indulgences on this matter shall be extended. Period. End of story.

*wearing pajamas in public. Sorry, that trend is over. (Unless you are a really cute sorority girl. Then I will provide some special dispensation. We'll figure out how you will repay this favor to your Lord and Master. Hint, flexibility is the key here.)

*the Designated Hitter Rule. Nuff said.

*Billy Ray Cyrus and any/all of his Satanic Progeny.

*Sex In The City sequels.

*2012. Any Reference to 2012 as anything other than a year between 2011 and 2013.

*Viagra Commercials.

*The Black Eyed Peas.....seriously

So, your Highness.....you got the power. Ban away.....

[Rockntractor]

Commercials for all adult absorbent paper products for personal use!

[Sonnabend]

Any and all shows named American Idol, Australian Idol, Big Brother or others of their ilk. :mad:

Begone FOREVER.

[marv]

Here in the Missouri Ozarks, we're getting ready for another eight inches of snow - and a forecast of ice on top of that.

TOTD: I'd ban.......
Progressive Auto Insurance TV commercials until they can come up with something without that air-head girl.
GEICO TV ads, period!
Any form of beef not grain-fed.
BBQ chicken wings with flappers.
Keith Dobermann and Rachel Madcow disease.
ALL excersize machines