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Gingersnap
02-10-2010, 09:47 AM
It's bright and clear and about 13 F. We'll see a high in the low 40s. The Juncos have overtaken all my bird feeders for some reason.

From time to time, it's a pleasant diversion to while away a couple of minutes waiting in line by thinking of silly but draconian laws that would be fun to see enacted. I'm not talking about the big issues of our time here, I'm talking about fantasy laws like outlawing lip liner that is darker than your lipstick or legislating a ban on plumber's crack.

TOTD: You have the power to enact one silly but crucially important law upon your fellow citizens. What would it be? :D

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 09:56 AM
I decree that Farm-Raised Catfish would become the State Bird of Alabama.

Rockntractor
02-10-2010, 10:00 AM
Bubba, queen for the day?:confused::eek:

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 10:06 AM
Bubba, queen for the day?:confused::eek:

Crap, I thought it was one of those Queen/King type deals. :eek::o

Okay, If I'm Queen for a day, I decree that Spandex would be the State Bird of Alabama.

RobJohnson
02-10-2010, 10:15 AM
I decree that Farm-Raised Catfish would become the State Bird of Alabama.

I love those little pond raised bastards.......:p

I'm on the mend from a pretty bad stomach infection that included a very high fever. Last week was not fun. I went out for a while Monday night after work & caught up on my gambling. I won, everyone wins, but I really do. Went back last night, won again, in fact, I won two hand pay jackpots five minutes apart.!

TOTD: Don't splash me with your car when I'm walking

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 10:21 AM
RobJohnson said:


I love those little pond raised bastards.......:p

I love farm-raised catfish too. The Cadillac of the pond. :D

ralph wiggum
02-10-2010, 10:24 AM
Don't know why, but the thread title reminded me of this:

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RobJohnson
02-10-2010, 10:35 AM
RobJohnson said:



I love farm-raised catfish too. The Cadillac of the pond. :D

The catfish here in the Southwest is not quite the same...

One highlight of my Labor Day trip to Illinois/Iowa last summer was a "fish fry."

Rockntractor
02-10-2010, 10:48 AM
Crap, I thought it was one of those Queen/King type deals. :eek::o

Okay, If I'm Queen for a day, I decree that Spandex would be the State Bird of Alabama.

No reference was made to a king option. I'm not touching this with a ten foot scepter!

Gingersnap
02-10-2010, 11:00 AM
Just assume there is a "King" option. You people. :rolleyes:

PoliCon
02-10-2010, 11:14 AM
Just assume there is a "King" option. You people. :rolleyes:

DAMN COLD AND STILL SNOWING. :mad: that bastard AL Gore . . . .



TOTD: were I KING for the day I would ban Tofu. That shit is just plain ebil and wholly inappropriate for human consumption.

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 11:14 AM
Just assume there is a "King" option. You people. :rolleyes:

I did and now they are pickin' on me. :mad:

PoliCon
02-10-2010, 11:15 AM
I did and now they are pickin' on me. :mad:

you asked for it. It was the spandex.

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 11:15 AM
DAMN COLD AND STILL SNOWING. :mad: that bastard AL Gore . . . .



TOTD: were I KING for the day I would ban Tofu. That shit is just plain ebil and wholly inappropriate for human consumption.

I hate tofu. It gives me epic gas. Paint peeling, really.

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 11:16 AM
you asked for it. It was the spandex.

Well....I was playin' safe....covering both options. :o

PoliCon
02-10-2010, 11:16 AM
I hate tofu. It gives me epic gas. Paint peeling, really.

It's the estrogen in it.

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 11:23 AM
It's the estrogen in it.

No it isn't. Women have estrogen and they never have gas. :cool:

Can't fool me.

ralph wiggum
02-10-2010, 11:25 AM
No it isn't. Women have estrogen and they never have gas. :cool:

Can't fool me.

Uh huh, sure. :rolleyes:

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 11:37 AM
Uh huh, sure. :rolleyes:

They do have gas.....???:eek:

PoliCon
02-10-2010, 02:16 PM
They do have gas.....???:eek:

Estrogen is very volatile. I can cause various kinds of eruptions. If women don't generally erupt in gas - it's usually because they are too busy erupting with emotions! ;)

FlaGator
02-10-2010, 02:40 PM
Cool and windy

TOTD: There would be a law that if a beverage in the dairy case didn't come from a teat then it can't have milk added to its name.

Rockntractor
02-10-2010, 02:48 PM
And the queens continue to line up. Saving for future reference!

FlaGator
02-10-2010, 03:15 PM
And the queens continue to line up. Saving for future reference!

Hey, we're discussing socially relevent issues here that have nothing to do with a certain British rock band.

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 05:15 PM
Estrogen is very volatile. I can cause various kinds of eruptions. If women don't generally erupt in gas - it's usually because they are too busy erupting with emotions! ;)

Interesting. Ginger's thread started with a Queen for a Day theme and it winds up being about women and their estrogen and flatulence levels.

I don't know how it happens but it seems to happen a lot with her. Go figure. :confused:

Someone even mentioned teats. :)

PoliCon
02-10-2010, 05:18 PM
http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/drama-queen-3.gif



And the queens continue to line up. Saving for future reference!

spoken like a true queen. :rolleyes:

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 09:18 PM
http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/drama-queen-3.gif




spoken like a true queen. :rolleyes:

bumping for estrogen

Gingersnap
02-10-2010, 09:43 PM
bumping for estrogen

Would it really help at this point?

Rockntractor
02-10-2010, 09:58 PM
Bumping for farting!

Bubba Dawg
02-10-2010, 10:42 PM
Would it really help at this point?

Well........it couldn't hurt......

lurkalot
02-11-2010, 12:08 AM
If I were Queen for the day I would banish all really stupid people who think they are smart. Unless of course I am really stupid and just think I am smart because when my family realized how simple I was they decided not to tell me and see what I could achieve if I actually thought I was smart, in that case I would banish all the really smart people.
Oh this is tough! I have enough decisions to make daily, I don't need this! I need chocolate!

Bubba Dawg
02-11-2010, 11:10 AM
If I were Queen for the day I would banish all really stupid people who think they are smart. Unless of course I am really stupid and just think I am smart because when my family realized how simple I was they decided not to tell me and see what I could achieve if I actually thought I was smart, in that case I would banish all the really smart people.
Oh this is tough! I have enough decisions to make daily, I don't need this! I need chocolate!

http://jamaicandawta.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/godiva-dark-chocolate.jpg

There you go Lurkie.

Either way you're really smart...:D

Apache
02-11-2010, 11:37 AM
If I were Queen for the day I would banish all really stupid people who think they are smart. Unless of course I am really stupid and just think I am smart because when my family realized how simple I was they decided not to tell me and see what I could achieve if I actually thought I was smart, in that case I would banish all the really smart people.
Oh this is tough! I have enough decisions to make daily, I don't need this! I need chocolate!

My head hurts now....:(









:p

Bubba Dawg
02-11-2010, 11:42 AM
My head hurts now....:(









:p

She tends to have that effect on people. :D