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nightflight
02-19-2010, 10:18 PM
http://guywhite.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/you-might-be-a-liberal-if/

Ouch.

PoliCon
02-19-2010, 11:08 PM
SCIENCE & MEDICINE

* Meat is bad for you. So is milk. But marijuana gets you ready for your finals.
* AIDS is caused by poverty. So is crime. And membership in the Republican party.
* You march to raise awareness about breast cancer, but believe it’s caused by sexism and infant mortality is caused by racism.
* You want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana.
* Global Cooling for 10 years proves that there is global warming.
* You fly on private jets, but feel free to tell others to use only one square of toilet paper to save the environment.
* You think that using less toilet paper will be good for the air.
* High testosterone causes men to commit more crime than women. It does not, however, cause blacks to commit more crime than whites.
* The best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon. You must also prevent pharmaceutical companies from making a profit or researching genetic differences between races and sexes.
* There is no future to Western medicine, and the superior “indigenous” medicine is just about ready to break out after being suppressed since colonization.
* People should be allowed to euthanize themselves, but not to eat in McDonald’s.
* Career welfare recipients are fat because they can’t afford food.

good stuff. :)

enslaved1
02-21-2010, 12:23 AM
That's some awesome stuff. \m/(>_<)\m/

OrganizedRadical
02-24-2010, 04:38 PM
You attend Tea Parties.
You are anti union.
You watch/listen to Beck, Hannity, Boortz, Rush etc.
You think Fox News is unbiased.
You own a small, non union business.
You support the fair tax.
You've ever made a racially based Obama joke.
You think progress is a bad word.
You complain about public schools before of after you put your kids on the public school bus.
You think CEOs should get their contracted bonus but UAW workers aren't due their contracted retirement plans.
And last but not least...
You vote for a "third" party.

Peace out, retards!

PoliCon
02-24-2010, 05:08 PM
You attend Tea Parties.
You are anti union.
You watch/listen to Beck, Hannity, Boortz, Rush etc.
You think Fox News is unbiased.
You own a small, non union business.
You support the fair tax.
You've ever made a racially based Obama joke.
You think progress is a bad word.
You complain about public schools before of after you put your kids on the public school bus.
You think CEOs should get their contracted bonus but UAW workers aren't due their contracted retirement plans.
And last but not least...
You vote for a "third" party.

Peace out, retards!

You're at the wrong site if you want retards. let me help you out - TRY:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/

or

http://www.dailykos.com/

or even

http://www.democracynow.org/

BadCat
02-24-2010, 05:25 PM
Interesting that the commie in training says "Peace out", then hopes we all die down in his dome thread. Now, that's retarded.

Maybe he hopes we'll die of natural causes, after his government takes all of our money to feed him?

enslaved1
02-24-2010, 11:20 PM
blah, blah, blah

Yawn. Try again, this time with feeling and gusto. Maybe a quasi original thought or a bit logic even.

AmPat
02-27-2010, 12:39 PM
You certainly are Retarded if:

You attend Tea Parties and don't understand any of the references to freedom or the Constitution.
You are pro union even though you never had a job and still live in mommy's basement .
You watch/listen to Beck, Hannity, Boortz, Rush etc, and still deny logic, sanity, reason and facts.
You think Fox News is biased, but Blabberman, John Stewart and Huffy-Puffy Post are completely rational, fact-based news outlets.
Your mommy owns a small, non union business, yet you promote big government and greater taxation and fail to understand why mommy is going out of business this month.You support the Progressive Tax because your handlers told you to, even though those mean rich people have been supporting your worthless hide your entire life and the Fair Tax you know nothing about would provide more tax money to those useless programs you love.You've ever falsely accused Conservatives of making a racially based Obama joke.
You act like progress and "Progressive" is a synonym and mask its true meaning and origin of the word as though the rest of us are as stupid as you.
You complain about public schools before of (sic) after you put your kids on the public school bus because: Big Brother government taxes you for this service and fails to deliver a good product, even though you would opt out if they would only give you a voucher to send your children to much better private schools. Schools for example like all the DIMocRATs do for their children.
You think CEOs should be demonized and penalized while UAW workers can hijack the business that fed their miserable butts for years before their union ran the company into bankruptcy or flight overseas.
And last but not least...
You vote for the "TURD" party aka DIMocRAT.

Buy a clue, MORON!

Fixed!