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Wei Wu Wei
03-23-2010, 12:58 PM
I'm fascinated by the new conservative ideology. I'd like anyone who identifies as a Conservative or a Tea Party member to state some of their beliefs here.

I would like to question and pick it apart to get a good idea of what, how, and why you believe what you do.

patriot45
03-23-2010, 01:28 PM
I believe......

I believe I'll have a scotch. Oh, wait, I've got one. Go ahead. Never mind.

I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.


I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.

I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.


I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.


I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.


I believe in Pie!




Why ain't his posts in the humor forum! :D

Megaguns91
03-23-2010, 01:38 PM
I believe in anti-arbitrary non-loquaciousness sarcastic rhetoric.

Like this: blah blah blah!

marinejcksn
03-23-2010, 01:43 PM
I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9meTP6L4S4

Rebel Yell
03-23-2010, 01:45 PM
http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/andybeast/258Troll_spray.jpg

I'm gonna need a bigger can.

patriot45
03-23-2010, 01:50 PM
I believe... wee wee wee studies for rectal exams!

Apache
03-23-2010, 01:59 PM
I'm fascinated by the new conservative ideology.

Clue: It ain't new....

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 02:06 PM
I FIRMLY BELIEVE that wee wee is a total fucktard. How's that for conservative belief. :cool:

Megaguns91
03-23-2010, 02:07 PM
I FIRMLY BELIEVE that wee wee is a total fucktard. How's that for conservative belief. :cool:


I'd say you hit the bulls-eye.

Apache
03-23-2010, 02:16 PM
I'd say you hit the bulls-eye.

He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with shotgun....:rolleyes:





:p

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 02:19 PM
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with shotgun....:rolleyes:





:p

I did better than YOU treerat! :p

Apache
03-23-2010, 02:28 PM
I did better than YOU treerat! :p

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30000/Sniper-Squirrel--30002.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Spy-Squirrel--30718.jpg

The experts don't concur...:D

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 02:49 PM
Remember what happened to your last set of experts?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/977159315_f9c1780944.jpg

Apache
03-23-2010, 03:00 PM
Remember what happened to your last set of experts?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/977159315_f9c1780944.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/43000/Mega-Squirrel--43498.jpg


We've been to the gym since then....:p

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 03:05 PM
what. EVeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YTDDwkTWNYU/SX-KGh-J5vI/AAAAAAAAANo/ZPSl0jd9i2A/s400/squirrelcrankbait44.JPG

Apache
03-23-2010, 03:16 PM
You got it backward...



http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/43500/Squirrel-Playground--43509.jpg

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 03:18 PM
You got it backward...



http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/43500/Squirrel-Playground--43509.jpg

You know . . . we could just team up and go after the pig . . . :D

Apache
03-23-2010, 03:23 PM
You know . . . we could just team up and go after the pig . . . :D

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/36500/Pig-Mr-Bean--36552.jpg

Smashing!

NJCardFan
03-23-2010, 03:50 PM
I'm fascinated by the new conservative ideology. I'd like anyone who identifies as a Conservative or a Tea Party member to state some of their beliefs here.

I would like to question and pick it apart to get a good idea of what, how, and why you believe what you do.

I got news for you sweetums. This "new" conservative ideology dates back to the founding of this country. If you had an I.Q. above freezing you'd understand that. But I'm no coward and am going to have fun with this and can take any "picking apart" you think you can do to me. So question away.

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 03:57 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/36500/Pig-Mr-Bean--36552.jpg

Smashing!

How do you feel about Ham for Easter? :D

Sonnabend
03-23-2010, 05:06 PM
http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/andybeast/258Troll_spray.jpg

Apache
03-23-2010, 05:07 PM
How do you feel about Ham for Easter? :D

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13500/Piggy--13937.jpg


:D

wilbur
03-23-2010, 05:11 PM
Thank goodness for the little feature in the User CP that turns off user linked images - I recommend it.

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 05:14 PM
Thank goodness for the little feature in the User CP that turns off user linked images - I recommend it.

Oh well that's good to know.

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 05:16 PM
HEY EVERYONE!





THAT TWAT WILBUR HAS IMAGES TURNED OFF.
So . . . IF YOU WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT YOU THINK HE'S A TOTAL FUCKTARD TWAT - YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH WORDS NOT PICTURE. k?

Apache
03-23-2010, 05:17 PM
Thank goodness for the little feature in the User CP that turns off user linked images - I recommend it.

Yeah that dial-up can be a bitch, can't it? :rolleyes:


Pssst...Wilbur, it's called having fun. Try it sometime...

Apache
03-23-2010, 05:19 PM
HEY EVERYONE!





THAT TWAT WILBUR HAS IMAGES TURNED OFF.
So . . . IF YOU WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT YOU THINK HE'S A TOTAL FUCKTARD TWAT - YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH WORDS NOT PICTURE. k?

What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!




:D

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 06:22 PM
What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!




:D

well I said it as loud as SR will let me. :(

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 06:39 PM
Wilbur is such a dweeb!:rolleyes:

Apache
03-23-2010, 06:40 PM
well I said it as loud as SR will let me. :(

LOL



Goofball :p

Naddapig
03-23-2010, 06:40 PM
Wilbur is such a dweeb!:rolleyes:

You shouldn't call Wilbur a dweeb, he is very smart, I hang on his every word!

patriot45
03-23-2010, 06:43 PM
You shouldn't call Wilbur a dweeb, he is very smart, I hang on his every word!

You forgot the sarcasm smiley!:rolleyes:

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 06:45 PM
You shouldn't call Wilbur a dweeb, he is very smart, I hang on his every word!

Be gone swine hater!:mad:

Apache
03-23-2010, 06:46 PM
You shouldn't call Wilbur a dweeb, he is very smart, I hang on his every word!

Careful! Those words you're hangin' from could be a noose....

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 06:47 PM
You forgot the sarcasm smiley!:rolleyes:

Do you smell feet? :D

Apache
03-23-2010, 06:50 PM
Be gone swine hater!:mad:
Uh oh.... now he's mad!

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/16000/Pig--16160.jpg

:D

Apache
03-23-2010, 06:52 PM
Do you smell feet? :D

You have some strange hobbies...:eek:

patriot45
03-23-2010, 07:01 PM
Be gone swine hater!:mad:

Hes noddapig!


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/wildpig_wideweb__470x3172.jpg

Apache
03-23-2010, 07:06 PM
Hes noddapig!


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/wildpig_wideweb__470x3172.jpg

What't that growing out of the pig's back :confused:

Zathras
03-23-2010, 07:12 PM
Thank goodness for the little feature in the User CP that turns off user linked images - I recommend it.

No surprise there since you're nothing but a humorless, brainwashed AGW cultist.

Oh and while you're at it, FOAD you waste of skin oxygen thief.

NJCardFan
03-23-2010, 07:13 PM
What't that growing out of the pig's back :confused:

Looks like a kid with a paintball gun.

And I'm still waiting for wee wee's questions.

patriot45
03-23-2010, 07:13 PM
What't that growing out of the pig's back :confused:

Ya mean the kid who shot him with a bb gun!?

Wei Wu Wei
03-23-2010, 07:46 PM
So what things do you believe concerning our society or politics or whatnot.

patriot45
03-23-2010, 07:57 PM
So what things do you believe concerning our society or politics or whatnot.

You must be a special type of moonbat to not know when to quit!


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/special-moonbat.jpg

Naddapig
03-23-2010, 08:12 PM
So what things do you believe concerning our society or politics or whatnot.

Don't listen to them. Your really smart, are you a genious?

patriot45
03-23-2010, 08:26 PM
Don't listen to them. Your really smart, are you a genious?

You spelt Gnome wrong!

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 08:30 PM
You spelt Gnome wrong!
Wait until Linda Numbas gets a hold of this rat.

Naddapig
03-23-2010, 08:32 PM
You spelt Gnome wrong!

Hey I can't help it, mother home schooled me and I live in her basement like Polican.:rolleyes:

patriot45
03-23-2010, 08:33 PM
Hey I can't help it, mother home schooled me and I live in her basement like Polican.:rolleyes:

No he don't! The steps are too high.

Naddapig
03-23-2010, 08:36 PM
No he don't! The steps are too high.

Maybe it was just a crawl space.:confused:

NJCardFan
03-23-2010, 08:55 PM
So what things do you believe concerning our society or politics or whatnot.

In what way? Concerning what? Be specific. What about politics? What about society? Don't be general or I'll give you general answers.

djones520
03-23-2010, 11:09 PM
So what things do you believe concerning our society or politics or whatnot.

Why are you bothering asking this? If it hasn't been made clear already then it's not going to sink in with you. Stop trolling.

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 11:31 PM
Why are you bothering asking this? If it hasn't been made clear already then it's not going to sink in with you. Stop trolling.
Exactly, everyday he starts over asking the same questions that were asked the day before and nice people(not me) answer them again for him in detail.

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 11:33 PM
Wei Wu Wei needs to be....
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/banhammer2ug.jpg?t=1269405130

Gingersnap
03-24-2010, 09:18 AM
Well, I see everybody has made a lot of progress at having a productive and enjoyable exchange of views.

You guys....:rolleyes:


:D

NJCardFan
03-24-2010, 09:51 AM
I'm trying, Ginger. It's just that wee wee doesn't have the intellect to give me specific questions because he knows I'd chew him up and spit him out.

Megaguns91
03-24-2010, 09:55 AM
I'm trying, Ginger. It's just that wee wee doesn't have the intellect to give me specific questions because he knows I'd chew him up and spit him out.

He's too busy being arbitrary. :p

PoliCon
03-24-2010, 02:36 PM
Well, I see everybody has made a lot of progress at having a productive and enjoyable exchange of views.

You guys....:rolleyes:


:D
it's as productive and enjoyable as a conversation can possibly be when you're having it with a total fucktard moron. :rolleyes:

Wei Wu Wei
03-24-2010, 04:37 PM
it's as productive and enjoyable as a conversation can possibly be when you're having it with a total fucktard moron. :rolleyes:

lol this comment coming from a guy who reads this:




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http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=26738

lmao

NJCardFan
03-25-2010, 12:53 AM
lol this comment coming from a guy who reads this:



http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=26738

lmao

And you still don't have the huevos to openly debate me.

Zathras
03-25-2010, 01:10 AM
And you still don't have the huevos to openly debate me.

That's because Wee Willie knows you'd tear him a new one.

Sonnabend
03-25-2010, 03:01 AM
I'd say Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home hasn't understood the basic precept.

Taxed
Enough
Already.

Geddit?

NJCardFan
03-25-2010, 10:34 AM
That's because Wee Willie knows you'd tear him a new one.

And with that I declare myself the winner because WeeWee didn't have the courage to follow through and openly debate anyone on their beliefs. Typical liberal. All talk and no balls. He is what we call a prison punk (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prison+punk).