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PoliCon
03-23-2010, 06:19 PM
Tattoos are more popular than ever. People from nearly every social, cultural, and ideological background are using tattoos as a way to identify themselves to the world. But sometimes your tattoo can send a message that's different than what you intended. Here's what your tattoo is really saying about you:

Tribal Band Around Bicep
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/bicep-tattoo.jpg

What You Think It Says: I am totally badass, and everyone is gonna be able to tell that I hit the gym regularly. Now nobody's gonna mess with me when I put on my sleeveless "Event Security" t-shirt.

What It Really Says: I only do curls at the gym, so I need to circle my one muscular body part to divert attention away from my scrawny legs, and this design was the coolest one in the tattoo guy's book.


CONTINUED . . . . (http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-tattoo-really-says-about-you)

I like his assessment of the 'tramp stamp.' :cool:

patriot45
03-23-2010, 06:42 PM
Tattoos are more popular than ever. People from nearly every social, cultural, and ideological background are using tattoos as a way to identify themselves to the world. But sometimes your tattoo can send a message that's different than what you intended. Here's what your tattoo is really saying about you:

Tribal Band Around Bicep
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/bicep-tattoo.jpg

What You Think It Says: I am totally badass, and everyone is gonna be able to tell that I hit the gym regularly. Now nobody's gonna mess with me when I put on my sleeveless "Event Security" t-shirt.

What It Really Says: I only do curls at the gym, so I need to circle my one muscular body part to divert attention away from my scrawny legs, and this design was the coolest one in the tattoo guy's book.


CONTINUED . . . . (http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-tattoo-really-says-about-you)

I like his assessment of the 'tramp stamp.':


What do mine mean! :D

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/2004_1004Image0051.jpg

And yes, that was after a body shave! :D

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 06:48 PM
What do mine mean! :D

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/2004_1004Image0051.jpg

And yes, that was after a body shave! :D

They have spider on the skull listed . . . :D

Spider on Your Skull:



What You Think It Says: I'm not satisfied by just freaking people out with my normal peircings and tattoos. I need something that lets people know that I really, really don't give a shit about anything. Just shaving my head and wearing only black clothes won't do, so I've decided to stack some badass on top of badass.

What It Really Says: I'm on probation, and there's a good chance I might kill you.

Apache
03-23-2010, 06:59 PM
I like his assessment of the 'tramp stamp.' :cool:

LOL!

lurkalot
03-23-2010, 08:26 PM
interesting...none of mine are listed...

:confused:

Bubba Dawg
03-23-2010, 08:31 PM
interesting...none of mine are listed...

:confused:

Maybe you aren't getting out enough. :p

lurkalot
03-23-2010, 08:39 PM
Maybe you aren't getting out enough. :p

Mine are all hidden when I am wearing "work clothes"...maybe thats the problem, I need to find another line of work :D

Bubba Dawg
03-23-2010, 08:41 PM
Mine are all hidden when I am wearing "work clothes"...maybe thats the problem, I need to find another line of work :D

Or you could declare that on casual Fridays beachwear is acceptable.

FlaGator
03-23-2010, 08:53 PM
No mention of mine, dragon on upper arm.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/DragonTattoo.jpg

Bubba Dawg
03-23-2010, 08:55 PM
No mention of mine, dragon on upper arm.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/DragonTattoo.jpg

Nice design. In color too.

FlaGator
03-23-2010, 09:05 PM
Nice design. In color too.

It was my avatar for the first 2 years I was on CU. It took about 5 hours over 2 days.

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 09:28 PM
here's a pic of mine . . . .
http://www.jillkgregory.com/images/blank.jpg

patriot45
03-23-2010, 09:29 PM
here's a pic of mine . . . .
http://www.jillkgregory.com/images/blank.jpg

How'd you fit that on your tiny arm? !

:D

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 09:36 PM
How'd you fit that on your tiny arm? !

:D

:mad:

http://www.catwack.com/pics/1057.jpg

:p

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 10:15 PM
:mad:

http://www.catwack.com/pics/1057.jpg

:p
Your such a pussy!:rolleyes:

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 10:20 PM
Your such a pussy!:rolleyes:

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/sexy-fail-fat-ass.jpg

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 10:31 PM
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/sexy-fail-fat-ass.jpg

Another one of Poli's masturbatory aids!:rolleyes:

PoliCon
03-23-2010, 10:34 PM
Another one of Poli's masturbatory aids!:rolleyes:

Yer the one with the oinker fetish :p

Rockntractor
03-23-2010, 10:36 PM
Yer the one with the oinker fetish :p
Funny, your the one with the pictures!:confused:

patriot45
03-24-2010, 12:11 AM
Poli's not lost! I found Poli!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/fat-lady-dog-crack.jpg

djones520
03-24-2010, 12:33 AM
http://www.milvet.state.pa.us/air_national/lightningforce/artwork%20images/af%20symbol.jpg

I've got that tattooed on my right shoulder. I'll see if I can get a real picture of it later.

PoliCon
03-24-2010, 05:55 AM
Funny, your the one with the pictures!:confused:

Me? I don't have them. Google does. :p

linda22003
03-24-2010, 07:18 AM
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/sexy-fail-fat-ass.jpg

How is that EVEN possible? :eek:

Gingersnap
03-24-2010, 09:03 AM
How is that EVEN possible? :eek:

If it's real, maybe it's one of those horrible lymph blockages. I did not know that there were even any lymph thingies in a person's haunch, though.

enslaved1
03-24-2010, 11:06 PM
interesting...none of mine are listed...

:confused:

Me either. Where's the :whew: smiley?

FlaGator
03-25-2010, 09:03 AM
interesting...none of mine are listed...

:confused:

I don't think that permenant ass-rash is considered a tattoo.

creepingdeath
03-25-2010, 04:58 PM
How about a succubus that covers a whole upper arm? Or fiery 8 balls?

I neeeeeeeeed to know!

Megaguns91
03-25-2010, 05:06 PM
How about a succubus that covers a whole upper arm? Or fiery 8 balls?

I neeeeeeeeed to know!

Succubus

What you think it says: I aint given my damned money to no woman!

What it really says: My wife wears the pants and controls the cash.

Fiery 8 balls

What you think it says: I'm so badass at pool that when I hit that eight ball in the corner pocket to crush you, it's on FIA!

What it really says: I've never played pool in my life.

:p

patriot45
03-25-2010, 09:12 PM
FWIW, The spider head tatoo was a henna tatoo in Key West, alot of fun! The ones on my arms are of wolves, I like wolves! I'm 54, do you think I care what others think?

creepingdeath
03-26-2010, 08:31 AM
FWIW, The spider head tatoo was a henna tatoo in Key West, alot of fun! The ones on my arms are of wolves, I like wolves! I'm 54, do you think I care what others think?

Hahaha. Cool. I was wonderin, as the head tattoo says to me "I'm pretty much done working for anyone, or with anyone"

How you been? It's been a while since we chatted.

creepingdeath
03-26-2010, 08:33 AM
Succubus

What you think it says: I aint given my damned money to no woman!

What it really says: My wife wears the pants and controls the cash.

Fiery 8 balls

What you think it says: I'm so badass at pool that when I hit that eight ball in the corner pocket to crush you, it's on FIA!

What it really says: I've never played pool in my life.

:p

Haha! Funny stuff :)