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SaintLouieWoman
03-24-2010, 09:58 PM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ," Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land. Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck............!