Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved

[Gingersnap]

Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved
Friday, March 26, 2010
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after several witnesses saw him attempting to resuscitate a road-killed opossum.

State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

What kind of alcohol, I wonder?

Read more: http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10085/1045894-100.stm#ixzz0jIp6I8Dp

[Megaguns91]

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[Gingersnap]

Interesting choice.

[Articulate_Ape]

How do they know the opossum was dead? He might have just been playing...well...you know.

[Gingersnap]

How do they know the opossum was dead? He might have just been playing...well...you know.

The squishy guts and large tire track might have tipped them off.

[PoliCon]

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[Megaguns91]

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I had an LOL moment. :D