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Gingersnap
03-30-2010, 01:26 PM
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'

From correspondents in London From: NewsCore March 30, 2010 10:29PM Increase Text Size Decrease Text Size Print Email Share Add to Digg Add to del.icio.us Add to Facebook Add to Kwoff Add to Myspace Add to Newsvine What are these? A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

I'm trying desperately to understand how this would work. :confused:

News (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304)

Speedy
03-30-2010, 01:28 PM
Talk about a tossed salad.

FlaGator
03-30-2010, 02:32 PM
He made that story up out of embarrassment. I think we all know what he was up to with that cucumber.

PoliCon
03-30-2010, 05:13 PM
He made that story up out of embarrassment. I think we all know what he was up to with that cucumber.
Speak for yourself :p

Rockntractor
03-30-2010, 10:33 PM
His name was Wei!

patriot45
03-30-2010, 10:35 PM
His name was Wei!

The cucumber!?

Rockntractor
03-30-2010, 10:38 PM
Speak for yourself :p

Come on poli! Don't try to tell us you never tried to shove a gherkin up your ass. We're not buying it.

Rockntractor
03-30-2010, 10:39 PM
The cucumber!?

No the pickle poker.