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Wei Wu Wei
03-31-2010, 01:26 AM
the one with an ocean-sized, extremely elastic trampoline with an attached high speed 9 thousand foot stop-anywhere elevator

one where in 5 minutes every animal on earth suddenly gains human level intellect and language abilities

Rockntractor
03-31-2010, 01:33 AM
the one with an ocean-sized, extremely elastic trampoline with an attached high speed 9 thousand foot stop-anywhere elevator

one where in 5 minutes every animal on earth suddenly gains human level intellect and language abilities
What would you talk with the animals about, assuming you knew their language?

patriot45
03-31-2010, 01:46 AM
the one with an ocean-sized, extremely elastic trampoline with an attached high speed 9 thousand foot stop-anywhere elevator

one where in 5 minutes every animal on earth suddenly gains human level intellect and language abilities

Read Ted Dekker, The Circle Trilogy. Black, Red and White.

Wei Wu Wei
03-31-2010, 01:48 AM
What would you talk with the animals about, assuming you knew their language?

Well the scary thing is they would probably talk to themselves for a long time before (thanks to their human level intellect) we learn to translate each other's languages. what if they don't like us :eek:

Wei Wu Wei
03-31-2010, 01:49 AM
The Robocop universe.

Speedy
03-31-2010, 03:05 AM
What would you talk with the animals about, assuming you knew their language?

One of the things left out of the Starship Troopers movie that was in the novel were the Neodogs. These dogs were capable of some basic human intellect and could speak. The drawback was that because they could communicate with their handlers their bond got extremely close and if a Trooper ever lost his dog, he would never work with K9's again as it would be to hard to bond with another one. If the Neodog's handler was killed the dog was usually put down because it would never get over it's grief.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
03-31-2010, 04:23 AM
A universe which either had dragons and all assorted fantasy beasties/deities/etc

Or the Terminator universe. Bring on those metal motherfuckers.

djones520
03-31-2010, 06:49 AM
The one with a holodeck I guess. I like this universe, but an escape without serious consequences every now and then would be nice.

marv
03-31-2010, 09:04 AM
Y'all believe too much of what you read in science fiction.

Gingersnap
03-31-2010, 09:40 AM
Well the scary thing is they would probably talk to themselves for a long time before (thanks to their human level intellect) we learn to translate each other's languages. what if they don't like us :eek:

We eat them. It's good to be on top of the food chain. :p

Rockntractor
03-31-2010, 09:45 AM
We eat them. It's good to be on top of the food chain. :p

That's the thing that got me about the old twilight zone episode To Serve Man, aliens that visit us may be the ones bursting with savory flavor! Nom nom nom!:D

noonwitch
03-31-2010, 10:10 AM
I want to live in the universe where chubby women are worshipped as goddesses.

Oh, yeah, I just have to move to Italy in this universe.

Megaguns91
03-31-2010, 10:14 AM
I want to move to a universe where the world revolves around ME one week a month.

Oh wait....


:D

Maybe just a universe where chocolate grows on trees then.

FlaGator
03-31-2010, 10:21 AM
I'd be happy in Middle Earth.

FlaGator
03-31-2010, 10:24 AM
I want to live in the universe where chubby women are worshipped as goddesses.

Oh, yeah, I just have to move to Italy in this universe.

You need a time machine not a extra-dimensional portal. I'm thinking you'd be happy in renaissance era Europe

Rockntractor
03-31-2010, 10:49 AM
You need a time machine not a extra-dimensional portal. I'm thinking you'd be happy in renaissance era Europe

Noonie is more the 1920s flapper type!

enslaved1
03-31-2010, 11:39 PM
My dream alternate universe? One where every human being has and excercises common sense. POOF! No more moonbats, and utopia will be established. :-P

NJCardFan
04-01-2010, 12:30 AM
I would want to be in the Star Trek: The Next Generation universe and deposited on a planet called Rubicun III. Watch season 1 episode 8 and most males, and probably some females would agree with me on this one.

nightflight
04-01-2010, 01:41 AM
My alternate universe would be filled with hot chicks and pizza trees.

Sonnabend
04-01-2010, 02:43 AM
A universe where Islam doesnt exist, where all citizens worldwide have the right to blow criminals away, and where liberalism doesnt exist.

High tech universe, air cars, star travel, personal data systems, space colonies.

SarasotaRepub
04-01-2010, 07:21 AM
http://quiz.ly/uploaded_images/question/14301/death_star_t.jpg?1222106862

And it doesn't get blown up by a bunch of teenagers!!!!!!!!! :mad::D

Sonnabend
04-01-2010, 09:14 AM
Can I send you him instead?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4b/Jjportrait.jpg/250px-Jjportrait.jpg

Apache
04-01-2010, 12:25 PM
The one where...

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/catherine-bell.jpg

This is my wife :cool:

Gingersnap
04-01-2010, 04:59 PM
The one where...

[hot babe image]

This is my wife :cool:

So, like the Bizarro World. :cool:

FlaGator
04-01-2010, 05:14 PM
The one where...



This is my wife :cool:

That would be Never Never Land.:D

Apache
04-01-2010, 06:35 PM
So, like the Bizarro World. :cool:





That would be Never Never Land. The thread is; Say there's an infinite number of alternate universes, which would you like to visit?



So there :p


:D

Gingersnap
04-01-2010, 07:26 PM
Is there an alternate universe where you don't have squirrel body with a GSD head?

Unlikely.

:p

Rockntractor
04-01-2010, 08:47 PM
Is there an alternate universe where you don't have squirrel body with a GSD head?

Unlikely.

:p

I think we better just stick with the holodeck, and don't tell anyone, even though you already blabbed to monkey man!:rolleyes:

Big Guy
04-01-2010, 08:58 PM
I'd like to be in the Universe where people like WEE WEE are a buch of ........, oh thats the one we are in now. :D

Bubba Dawg
04-01-2010, 09:49 PM
Of all the possible alternate universes, I'd prefer to visit te one we're in right now.

Articulate_Ape
04-01-2010, 10:21 PM
One where bacon is the most abundant substance.

patriot45
04-01-2010, 10:22 PM
One where bacon is the most abundant substance.

Ha! Thats my universe! Bacon, Pancetta, pork bellies!!

Sorry Rock!:rolleyes:

Rockntractor
04-01-2010, 10:29 PM
Ha! Thats my universe! Bacon, Pancetta, pork bellies!!

Sorry Rock!:rolleyes:

Even I enjoy the flavor of a fallen comrade!:D

Kay
04-01-2010, 11:32 PM
I'd be back in the old west days, about 1800-1850's era. I would have been
a drifter type and just gone exploring from one adventure to the next. I might
have traveled with Lewis & Clark for a while. This was always one of my favorite
tunes as a wee tot growing up, and still today. Love the words:

vv9qJNY2kL4&playnext_from=TL&videos=kzM2qtI5fFg

Speedy
04-02-2010, 12:08 AM
The one where...

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/catherine-bell.jpg

This is my wife :cool:

My ex-wife. Believe me, you get tired of their shit sooner or later.



http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Carlota.jpg