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03-31-2010, 05:50 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu.....

Broiled Missionary:$10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning"

03-31-2010, 05:53 PM


q.What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
a. a good start.