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megimoo
04-12-2010, 11:17 PM
What would you give sex up for?

There are very few things in this world better than sex. However, dig deep enough and you'll find most people would trade it for everything from money and chocolate, to world domination. Here are people's cheeky answers to Limelife's latest sex poll.

Here at Limelife, we're concerned about your sex lives. But we're also curious as to what it would take for you to cop out of copulation. So we asked men and women the most pressing question of the day: What would you give up sex for?

After tallying up all the respondents, 82% of which were female and 18% male, we were surprised to find the results very similar between the sexes. Here are their answers:

Women

35% Romance
25% A BMW
9% Chocolate
8% Your cell phone
7% Alcohol
5% Bacon
5% Facebook
3% 50 inch high def TV
3% Your laptop

Men

30% Romance
27% A BMW
13% Alcohol:D
10% 50 inch high def TV
10% Facebook
9% Your cell phone
9% Bacon
8% Chocolate
7% Your laptop

First of all, the only possible reason a man would say he is going to give up sex for romance (which 30% seem to have lied about) is because a woman is watching him take this quiz and he's hoping it will get him laid.

Also, as you can see, booze seems to be quite a bigger influence on a man's decision to give up sex than a woman's. That's because beer is to men as chocolate is to women. Not even sex can get between a guy and his brew or a girl and her Milky Way.

AmPat
04-12-2010, 11:39 PM
I gave up booze and now I don't get either.:o:(

Kay
04-13-2010, 12:00 AM
What would/did I give sex up for?

A peaceful good nights sleep.
Clean (dry) sheets.
8 hrs continual sleep without 2 AM wakeup call.
....that's just off the top of my head, I'll think a few more later

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 01:52 AM
What would/did I give sex up for?

A peaceful good nights sleep.
Clean (dry) sheets.
8 hrs continual sleep without 2 AM wakeup call.
....that's just off the top of my head, I'll think a few more later

How ugly broads justify not getting fucked.

Kay
04-13-2010, 09:03 AM
*Moving Ape to top of the list, payback enroute*

No you hairy little primate. Contrary to the popular myth men seem to have
women do not just live every waking moment looking to get laid. A confident,
pretty on the inside and attractive on the outside woman can pick and choose
when and where and with who and with what frequency. Choosing to do with
or without on her own terms.

I live an extremely full life, almost too full at times. I have always rated sex
near the bottom of the list in my priorites - now making love is something
at the top of almost every woman's list. But there is a huge distinction
between the two for women, not so much for men. I've given up on love,
so might as well have peaceful sleep and the clean sheets.

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 11:41 AM
*Moving Ape to top of the list, payback enroute*

No you hairy little primate. Contrary to the popular myth men seem to have
women do not just live every waking moment looking to get laid. A confident,
pretty on the inside and attractive on the outside woman can pick and choose
when and where and with who and with what frequency. Choosing to do with
or without on her own terms.

I live an extremely full life, almost too full at times. I have always rated sex
near the bottom of the list in my priorites - now making love is something
at the top of almost every woman's list. But there is a huge distinction
between the two for women, not so much for men. I've given up on love,
so might as well have peaceful sleep and the clean sheets.

*refer to my post above*

Kay
04-13-2010, 01:24 PM
But there is a huge distinction between the two [sex and making love] for women, not so much for men. I've given up on love, so might as well have peaceful sleep and the clean sheets.


How ugly broads justify not getting fucked.


*refer to my post above*

Referring to your posts above.....by the choice of your words, you obviously are
one of those men who does not know the difference.

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 01:26 PM
Referring to your posts above.....by the choice of your words, you obviously are
one of those men who does not know the difference.

Who cares, I have booze. :p

Kay
04-13-2010, 01:31 PM
Who cares, I have booze. :p

And I have clean sheets. ;)

fettpett
04-13-2010, 01:32 PM
And I have clean sheets. ;)

sounds like he's got ones with booze induced vomit and piss on them :P LMAO ;):D

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 01:34 PM
sounds like he's got ones with booze induced vomit and piss on them :P LMAO ;):D

I don't vomit.

fettpett
04-13-2010, 01:45 PM
I don't vomit.

ah...so you admit to pissing your bed then :P :D

Kay
04-13-2010, 01:46 PM
sounds like he's got ones with booze induced vomit and piss on them :P LMAO ;):D

You know monkeys, they just like to fling their own shit around.
Best just to wave through the bars at him and walk on by.

Articulate Ape's new trick:
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Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 01:46 PM
ah...so you admit to pissing your bed then :P :D

That Depends.

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 01:48 PM
You know monkeys, they just like to fling their own shit around.
Best just to wave through the bars at him and walk on by.

Articulate Ape's new trick:
6DBuk91phkI&feature=related


Hey, don't be a hater just because I'm efficient.

fettpett
04-13-2010, 01:53 PM
That Depends.

on what? you into water sports or something? LOL

Molon Labe
04-13-2010, 03:21 PM
13% would give it up?


Not this guy. :)

PoliCon
04-13-2010, 10:47 PM
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Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 11:22 PM
Pass the booze.

Rockntractor
04-13-2010, 11:30 PM
Pass the booze.

I can't I gave it up!:confused:

Articulate_Ape
04-13-2010, 11:55 PM
I can't I gave it up!:confused:

I hope it was for sex.

PoliCon
04-14-2010, 08:22 AM
Pass the booze.

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