Doctor Claims Men Are 2.5 Times Hornier Than Women

[PoliCon]

Seriously? They needed to do a study to decide that? :rolleyes:


Despite what your girlfriend says, there's no way to avoid staring at other women.

Harvard Medical School board member and Yale grad Dr. Louann Brizendine has a new book out called "The Male Brain," and it's a frightening exposé of our every whim, sexual urge and stubborn refusal to admit that NASCAR is pointless. It also proves the power of cleavage.

"Most women aren't fond of being mentally undressed by men they're not already intimate with," Brizendine reminds us with a sigh. She suggests that, instead of just giving up and staring bug-eyed, we exert major energy to lock into her gaze.

However, she says, "When the male brain likes what it sees, the man's pupils dilate, his heart rate accelerates and he gets that glazed look in his eyes that I call the 'man trance.'" It's damn-near impossible, she says, to break that trance.

Keep reading to find out what other bad habits we can blame on our brains.

In other circumstances, getting lost in these trances may cause us to become the cheating bastards Ricki Lake warned us about. And it would be only natural if we did, according to the good doctor's research, since men possess a "2.5-times-larger brain area for sexual pursuit and a 10-to-15-times-higher testosterone level."

CONTINUED (http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/08/louann-brizendine-the-male-brain-men-are-2-5-times-hornier-than-women/)

[Gingersnap]

We needed another book about this?

What would be even better is a book about women detailing why we can see dust bunnies through concrete walls and why we don't consider it a pointless waste of time to discuss a 3 sentence text for 4 hours before arriving at no particular conclusion. :D

[fettpett]

We needed another book about this?

What would be even better is a book about women detailing why we can see dust bunnies through concrete walls and why we don't consider it a pointless waste of time to discuss a 3 sentence text for 4 hours before arriving at no particular conclusion. :D

QFT

of course woman would be in an uproar cuz then men MIGHT be able to understand them




but us guys would still not know wtf was going on and still be horny

[Molon Labe]

If some men knew what they were doing that number might be more even. :cool:

[Rockntractor]

They need to be horny?:confused:

[FlaGator]

That shocks me. I was expecting the number to be much higher. :D

[Kay]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

[M21]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

Ouch! Good one.

[Apache]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

Oh we be out here, trust me :cool:

[Molon Labe]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

that's my point.

[Megaguns91]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

I second that motion. :rolleyes:

[Articulate_Ape]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

"Truly in love" is woman-speak for "just received a very large diamond". :p

[Megaguns91]

"Truly in love" is woman-speak for "just received a very large diamond". :p

No No, my monkey friend. We ladies refer to that as incentive. :p

[FlaGator]

A woman who is truely in love is 10.5 times hornier.
It's just that men worthy of lovin' are kinda hard to find.

I'm right here... not hard to find at all! :D

[fettpett]

No No, my monkey friend. We ladies refer to that as incentive. :p

incentive my eye...that damn thing is a trap, plain and simple

[Megaguns91]

incentive my eye...that damn thing is a trap, plain and simple

Thou whom givest, shall receive. :D

[fettpett]

Thou whom givest, shall receive. :D

a life time of nagging an occasional sex

[Megaguns91]

a life time of nagging an occasional sex

Better than a STD :eek: :p

[fettpett]

Better than a STD :eek: :p

as long as one of the two don't go screwing around and catch one

[PoliCon]

a life time of nagging an occasional sex

You must not be very good if she's only giving it to you occasionally! :p

[Rockntractor]

You must not be very good if she's only giving it to you occasionally! :p
Don't listen to him Fett, his right hand is where he is getting it!:rolleyes:

[PoliCon]

Don't listen to him Fett, his right hand is where he is getting it!:rolleyes:

Not since I was 14. :p

[fettpett]

You must not be very good if she's only giving it to you occasionally! :p

pft...I wasn't talking about ME I was talking about marriage in general. I get it quite regularly tyvm. :p





Not since I was 14. :p

yeah, it's been lefty and that pocket pu$$y since HAHAHA :D

[Freeman_Shadwell]

In related news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and late breaking tips to our newsroom indicate to us that the sun should in fact be setting in the west this evening.

Coming up at 6:00, another recent study shows convincing evidence that large breasted women may be featured more prominently on the pages of men's magazines. Stay tuned.

[PoliCon]

pft...I wasn't talking about ME I was talking about marriage in general. I get it quite regularly tyvm. :p

Says the guy who feeds his kids veggie dogs. :rolleyes:





yeah, it's been lefty and that pocket pu$$y since HAHAHA :D we're talking about ME not you. :p