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megimoo
08-06-2008, 01:21 AM
McCain -- Paris Is My Energizer Bunny:D

John McCain's mouthpiece has responded to Paris Hilton's stinging retort -- but he's not attacking Hiltie!

In the unkindest cut of all, McCain's spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack.

He says, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama." Just hours ago, FunnyOrDie posted a video of Paris calling McCain "wrinkly" and pitching a hybrid energy policy.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/05/mccain-paris-is-my-energizer-bunny

megimoo
08-06-2008, 01:30 AM
Paris Hilton tries to help drunken elephants

GAUHATI, India - Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_en_tv/people_paris_hilton

lacarnut
08-06-2008, 12:29 PM
Paris Hilton tries to help drunken elephants

GAUHATI, India - Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_en_tv/people_paris_hilton

Man, she has a wealth of subjects abusing alcohol and drugs right in her own backyard. So, she needs to get on her pedestal and preach to the glitzy Hollywood crowd. It's the two legged animals I am worried about not the four legged ones.

ConJinx
08-06-2008, 12:41 PM
I want to get drunk with an Elephant. That would be an absolute blast.