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Rebel Yell
08-07-2008, 12:02 PM
Who is the sleaziest televangelist you've seen? SHow him to us. I'd prefer not to get "all of them" as an answer. The best are usually local crooks. I watch this one every chance I get, just for the comedy. MSTRBLUE will know who I'm talking about.
I see this freak on Saturday mornings if I'm up ealry enough. Rev. Roosevelt Franklin and his wife, well see for yourself. From his website...http://revrooseveltfranklin.org/index.html

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LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 12:06 PM
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Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.

LibraryLady
08-07-2008, 12:12 PM
I don't know his name but there's some toupeed guy that comes on in the middle of the night pushing little green towels. If you pray and wave it, all your dreams come true.

I get creeped out by Joel Osteen too.

Rebel Yell
08-07-2008, 12:14 PM
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Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.

I don't know, chaeck out Roosevelt Franklin's testimonoals.

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Rebel Yell
08-07-2008, 12:15 PM
I don't know his name but there's some toupeed guy that comes on in the middle of the night pushing little green towels. If you pray and wave it, all your dreams come true.

I get creeped out by Joel Osteen too.

My wife just bought one of Joel Osteen's books. He is a good self help guru, but I don't put much faith in a preacher whose church has no religious symbols in ti anywhere.

linda22003
08-07-2008, 12:19 PM
Who is the sleaziest televangelist you've seen? I'd prefer not to get "all of them" as an answer.

In that case, I'm out. :rolleyes:

Rebel Yell
08-07-2008, 12:23 PM
In that case, I'm out. :rolleyes:

There has to be one that stands out.;)

linda22003
08-07-2008, 12:25 PM
Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.

Pretty snappy dresser, though.

Molon Labe
08-07-2008, 12:25 PM
My wife just bought one of Joel Osteen's books. He is a good self help guru, but I don't put much faith in a preacher whose church has no religious symbols in ti anywhere.

He is a total prosperity preacher....which is akin to saying he teaches 1/100 of the gospel. That's like teaching none of it to me. Christian's of all walks should be wary of him.

linda22003
08-07-2008, 12:26 PM
There has to be one that stands out.;)

I haven't really made a study of them. As soon as I see one is on TV I tend to pick up the remote pretty quickly. I think Benny is the one who pushes people down, and then there's that old one with the "Mr. Haney" accent and the horrifying toupee. I haven't gone out of my way to study any of their deep messages.

Molon Labe
08-07-2008, 12:27 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0613gR421DdVp/340x.jpg

Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.

Yes...He is a freak. Another man who bastardizes a faith.

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 12:27 PM
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Benny's aircraft. When Benny heard that 'the meek shall inheret the Earth í he said, "SCREW THAT!" :cool:

Molon Labe
08-07-2008, 12:28 PM
Here's the idiot in action
There's nothing in scripture (I'm aware of) that says a man will have this type of power.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

linda22003
08-07-2008, 12:33 PM
I "wikipedia'ed" Benny Hinn and it said he was a follower of Kathryn Kuhlman's. That's going back a ways, but what a freakshow she was. :eek:

Gingersnap
08-07-2008, 12:41 PM
I "wikipedia'ed" Benny Hinn and it said he was a follower of Kathryn Kuhlman's. That's going back a ways, but what a freakshow she was. :eek:

My grandmother never failed to watch Kuhlman's show but she always watching it for free. She liked Kuhlman but not enough to send her $5 bucks. ;)

linda22003
08-07-2008, 12:50 PM
I was raised in very mainstream Protestantism, among people with no tolerance for these theatrics. I remember my mother's mother as a very serious, sedate woman. My mother said that when she was a child, in the 1920s, grandmother was invited to a tent revival by a neighbor, and went, to be polite. It was all fire and brimstone and people writhing and yodeling (excuse me, speaking in "tongues"). Mother said they had to leave hurriedly because my grandmother was so convulsed in laughter. She managed to hold a handkerchief over her mouth as they exited, so people would think she was overcome with emotion, instead of derision!

Rebel Yell
08-07-2008, 12:56 PM
I was raised in very mainstream Protestantism, among people with no tolerance for these theatrics. I remember my mother's mother as a very serious, sedate woman. My mother said that when she was a child, in the 1920s, grandmother was invited to a tent revival by a neighbor, and went, to be polite. It was all fire and brimstone and people writhing and yodeling (excuse me, speaking in "tongues"). Mother said they had to leave hurriedly because my grandmother was so convulsed in laughter. She managed to hold a handkerchief over her mouth as they exited, so people would think she was overcome with emotion, instead of derision!

Same here, I was raised Frewill Baptist. My Grandaddy was a hell, fire, and brimstone preacher, but I've never seen anyone speak in tongues at the church. It's just an old country church with about 40 people there on a good Sunday. Nothing fancy, some people wear jeans, only a couple wear suits. He passed away in 1993, it still seems wierd for me to see someone else behind that pulpit.

I'm skeptical of most preachers in general, because I knew what kind of man my Grandaddy was Monday through Saturday. He got paid $50 a week from the church and put it right back in the collection plate. To me that is what a preacher is suppose to be like.

noonwitch
08-07-2008, 01:01 PM
Pat Robertson gets on my nerves, but I wouldn't call him sleazy. I'm pretty sure he's smart enough to keep the money straight in his organization.

Benny Hinn is sleazy, so is Jack Van Impe (although he has the added fun benefit fo being deranged).


No one currently is as good at the sleaze as Jim Bakker was in the heydays of PTL. After I watched the show a couple of times, I found it hard to believe that so many people sent him money-he was so obviously a fraud. When the wife gives the minister a pair of giraffes for his birthday, well, you just know that money isn't going to teach little children in Africa about Jesus.

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 01:28 PM
Benny Hinn is sleazy, so is Jack Van Impe (although he has the added fun benefit fo being deranged).

http://www.culturefreak.com/images/Jack_VanImpe_Rexella.gif

I don't know, Rexella sure puts lead in my pencil. :rolleyes:

Theophilus
08-07-2008, 02:06 PM
Male - Joel Osteen

Female - Joyce Meyer

Both are prophets of profit.

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 04:10 PM
Pretty snappy dresser, though.

From what Iíve been told, so is Satan. :cool:

DarkScribe
08-07-2008, 05:25 PM
I always thought that Jack Van Impe dude to be a little creepy...that and his blonde wife. What a pair they make. And his name, Impe. Imp. I dunno. Maybe I read too many horror novels. :rolleyes:

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 05:40 PM
I always thought that Jack Van Impe dude to be a little creepy...that and his blonde wife. What a pair they make.

Seeing them perform oral sex on each other would probably gag Satan himself.:eek:

LibraryLady
08-07-2008, 06:01 PM
I didn't know their names but the Crouch's are really disgusting. They sit in big gold thrones and her hair is usually a kind of violet colour. UGH.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/dtharman/Global%20Gore/tbnprayer.jpg

I have never heard any real negatives about Billy Graham (I don't like Franklin though) and oddly enough,my family knows James Robison and Betty Freeman.

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 06:02 PM
I didn't know their names but the Crouch's are really disgusting. They sit in big gold thrones and her hair is usually a kind of violet colour. UGH.

Yeah, but she can cry at the drop of a hat.;)

Molon Labe
08-07-2008, 06:08 PM
Robert Tilton is one of the worst. He deserves this ridicule.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ruo5TLJvLk

:p

LogansPapa
08-07-2008, 06:38 PM
http://www.nightcharm.com/imagesblog/2006/09/090506_tbn2.jpg

Her and Roxella together: HOT!

Zafod
08-07-2008, 07:24 PM
OMG What the FUCK IS THAT!!!????

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o198/brittahoskins/vance_and_jan_crouch_op_800x619.jpg


OMG!!!

Its like a mythic creature that should have died a long time ago...

http://www.tbn.org/about/newsletter/0006/000614.jpg


I am talking about the hair.

The rest is fucking barfy too.

jendf
08-07-2008, 07:33 PM
Male - Joel Osteen

Female - Joyce Meyer

Both are prophets of profit.

+1

I'm very wary of "health and wealth" preachers out there these days. The Bible doesn't say that if you accept Jesus, you will have perfect health and vast amounts of money and success. It says you will endure suffering for your faith. You don't see too many folks preaching that gospel. ;)

I admit I actually went to hear Joyce Meyer speak in person when she was here in Phoenix several years ago. She started speaking in tongues or something....but it was very phony and the hairs on my neck stood up. I haven't listened to her or anyone who appears on TBN or any TV station since.

Jumpy
08-07-2008, 08:14 PM
Benny Hinn.

My father, in his retirement, taxi drives for the local Amish, and Mennonites who do not own cars. .
A vanloaid of them when to a BennyHinn Rally in Philly. Dad said it was horrible. Sooooo many sick people,
looking to be healed.. and they never made it past the nosebleed seats, all the while Benny Hinn is begging for money. Only a select few of the sick ever made it to the front.

Lots of anti BennyHinn Christians were handing out literature to the folks going into the rally.

Benny Hinn is a false prophet. If they have ever predicted something to happen.. and it has not happened, then they are false prophets. The Bible is quite clear on that. So is Oral Roberts, Pat Robertson.. and many more of them. blech. Benny Hinn makes me want to puke. I cannot believe that so many people fall for his act.

My vote goes to Benny Hinn..although that Crouch wife with the hair and makeup.. she rates right up there.

linda22003
08-08-2008, 09:16 AM
OMG What the FUCK IS THAT!!!????


That is apparently this guy's way around the gay marriage thing, because (doing my best Austin Powers) "That's a MAN, baby!"

noonwitch
08-08-2008, 02:19 PM
http://www.culturefreak.com/images/Jack_VanImpe_Rexella.gif

I don't know, Rexella sure puts lead in my pencil. :rolleyes:


I know her hairdresser, and let's just say that the drapes and the carpet don't match very well.

LogansPapa
08-08-2008, 03:12 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/super2/super316/blog/Jack_VanImpe.gif

Go Jack - GO!! :p

Zafod
08-08-2008, 03:14 PM
I know her hairdresser, and let's just say that the drapes and the carpet don't match very well.

Now why the fuck would you take me down that road?

Fuck thats gross....