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Gingersnap
05-25-2010, 05:46 PM
No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume


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Posted: 6:12 pm EDT July 10, 2007
Updated: 10:53 am EDT May 25, 2010

BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

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Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

The charges will not show up on his criminal record.

Good news! :p

WFTV (http://www.wftv.com/news/13657347/detail.html#)

Megaguns91
05-25-2010, 05:48 PM
Silly ape.


Burritos are for putting in mouths, not pants. :p

Articulate_Ape
05-25-2010, 05:50 PM
Hey, I had to put the burrito in my pants, my hands were full.

Speedy
05-25-2010, 05:56 PM
In spanish, "burrito" is slang for a vagina so a burrito stuffed into a pair of pants is not odd except when it is a male dressed as a super hero.

Articulate_Ape
05-25-2010, 06:01 PM
In spanish, "burrito" is slang for a vagina so a burrito stuffed into a pair of pants is not odd except when it is a male dressed as a super hero.

My Sponge Bob Square Pants outfit was at the dry cleaners, what can I say? I had to improvise. They don't just pay me to look good, they pay me to THINK!

Gingersnap
05-25-2010, 08:27 PM
My Sponge Bob Square Pants outfit was at the dry cleaners, what can I say? I had to improvise. They don't just pay me to look good, they pay me to THINK!

The combination of Spanish slang information and your post is pretty much a 'perfect storm' of cultural overload. I will never view burritos or Captain America in quite the same way. :D

bijou
05-26-2010, 07:45 AM
Is that a big package of meat in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

A bicycle riding thief was busted for shoplifting by police, after attempting to steal meat from an Owensboro grocery store.

According to Owensboro Police Department reports, Benjamine A. Simmons, 38, of the 1200 block of West Seventh Street, was observed Saturday by employees at a Kroger store stuffing a package of ribs down his pants. ... It must be National Conceal Meat in Your Pants week in the US (http://omicrime.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/is-that-a-big-package-of-meat-in-your-pants-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me/) :D

noonwitch
05-26-2010, 09:01 AM
In spanish, "burrito" is slang for a vagina so a burrito stuffed into a pair of pants is not odd except when it is a male dressed as a super hero.



I thought it was "pink taco", but maybe that's more american slang.

Gingersnap
05-26-2010, 09:34 AM
It must be National Conceal Meat in Your Pants week in the US :D

Frankly, that's pretty much every week over here.