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Gingersnap
05-26-2010, 04:57 PM
Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys

Trendy English retailer Selfridges' "nipple enhancers" have an alluring product description promising that "the natural look is back." Men love a bit of silicone. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2jakdqo.jpg

Not exactly sexy then, are they? Still, Selfridges claims that the "Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts," and I reckon they'd work just fine on manboobs too. Someone should send this woman a freebie pair. Only 9.95 / $14. [Selfridges via FabSugarUK]

I'm having a lot of trouble understanding this. Every single woman I know who has not had breast reconstruction would do just about anything to avoid nipple-notice. Not only is it annoying to have people talking to your chest when it happens but it also fuels completely misguided sexual speculation (Yes, the AC is too high - No, I don't find you sexually appealing).

Who would wear these? Who would need to? :confused:

Gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/5547922/fake-nipples-aim-to-destroy-you-boys)

linda22003
05-26-2010, 05:13 PM
I don't personally care if I have a reaction to a cold room. I'm not self conscious about it, but I can't see buying something to go out of my way to get that effect.

JB
05-26-2010, 05:54 PM
YESSS. Long live the headlights.

JB
05-26-2010, 05:56 PM
Now all we need is some type of cameltoe insert.

<runs to drawing board>

lacarnut
05-26-2010, 06:33 PM
Fake nipples, ugh. The real McCoy, huba, huba.

Articulate_Ape
05-26-2010, 06:59 PM
I'm gonna get a pair for myself. Great conversation pieces.

BadCat
05-26-2010, 07:35 PM
I'm having a lot of trouble understanding this. Every single woman I know who has not had breast reconstruction would do just about anything to avoid nipple-notice. Not only is it annoying to have people talking to your chest when it happens but it also fuels completely misguided sexual speculation (Yes, the AC is too high - No, I don't find you sexually appealing).

Who would wear these? Who would need to? :confused:



Chicks who have what I call "scrambled egg" nipples

Gingersnap
05-26-2010, 08:43 PM
Chicks who have what I call "scrambled egg" nipples

No pics - Dear Lord, no pics......

Articulate_Ape
05-26-2010, 08:48 PM
Chicks who have what I call "scrambled egg" nipples

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rockntractor
05-26-2010, 09:48 PM
It would be fun to put two on each boob and go to the store!:D

Gingersnap
05-26-2010, 10:01 PM
It would be fun to put two on each boob and go to the store!:D

Define "fun".

Rockntractor
05-26-2010, 10:02 PM
Define "fun".
It would certainly fill the time!:D

MountainMan
05-26-2010, 10:02 PM
Now all we need is some type of cameltoe insert.

<runs to drawing board>

Did someone say camel toe?!?!?!?! http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251f58b7549d00fa967f88ac0002-pi

Gingersnap
05-26-2010, 10:14 PM
I see Mau's back.

MountainMan
05-26-2010, 10:16 PM
I see Mau's back. Well, to be honest, I never really left...... :D

Kay
05-26-2010, 10:57 PM
I'm with Gingersnap on this. If nips = headlights, mine are meggawattage highbeam
sized like you'd find on top of a 4-wheel drive pickup. I used to be very self-conscious
about it. Then I discovered the thicker bras they make now with the 'concealing' material.
That's all I will wear now days.

And NO to the Mau camel toe cup.

PoliCon
05-26-2010, 11:26 PM
Did someone say camel toe?!?!?!?! http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251f58b7549d00fa967f88ac0002-pi

Is Bobbi-Marie lurkies real name? :D


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAA!!!

Rockntractor
05-26-2010, 11:46 PM
Is Bobbi-Marie lurkies real name? :D


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAA!!!

Hmmm, you may have discovered the origin for the cougar model mold.

fettpett
05-27-2010, 08:50 AM
I love the real thing, especially in a sweater or sundress....but if you need to have fake ones just for the affect, thats pretty sad....just stop wearing a bra

noonwitch
05-27-2010, 09:23 AM
I'm with Gingersnap on this. If nips = headlights, mine are meggawattage highbeam
sized like you'd find on top of a 4-wheel drive pickup. I used to be very self-conscious
about it. Then I discovered the thicker bras they make now with the 'concealing' material.
That's all I will wear now days.

And NO to the Mau camel toe cup.



I like the Bali bras with "petals", now that I don't have to buy my bras exclusively from the Avenue or Lane Bryant anymore.

aerojarod
05-27-2010, 09:29 AM
BOOBS.



That is all.

:D

PoliCon
05-27-2010, 09:37 AM
I love the real thing, especially in a sweater or sundress....but if you need to have fake ones just for the affect, thats pretty sad....just stop wearing a bra

When you are as old as some red-headed posters - if you don't wear a bra, your nipples point at the floor. Understand?

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 09:40 AM
I like the Bali bras with "petals", now that I don't have to buy my bras exclusively from the Avenue or Lane Bryant anymore.

I'm with Kay on the Hi-beam effect: the seamless, molded bras eliminate that problem. I've also used the silicon shields that slip inside of the flimsier kind of bras. I've seen those integral "petal" bras but never bought one.

obx
05-27-2010, 01:26 PM
They are like a grocery store tomato. Real ones are always better.
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Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 01:43 PM
They are like a grocery store tomato. Real ones are always better.

And you developed your nipple comparison abilities....how? :p

CueSi
05-27-2010, 01:43 PM
I just wear a sweater. I'm not going out of my way to hide or highlight.

~QC

Kay
05-27-2010, 01:50 PM
I used to get the Bali petal ones, but I have smaller narrow shoulders, and Bali straps
always seem to slip of the end of my shoulder. I get the Playtex Secrets bras now, with
the seamless moulded cups. They work great.

lacarnut
05-27-2010, 02:39 PM
And you developed your nipple comparison abilities....how? :p

Practice my dear, practice.

Apache
05-27-2010, 07:16 PM
I'm with Gingersnap on this. If nips = headlights, mine are meggawattage highbeam
sized like you'd find on top of a 4-wheel drive pickup. I used to be very self-conscious
about it. Then I discovered the thicker bras they make now with the 'concealing' material.
That's all I will wear now days.

And NO to the Mau camel toe cup.

A crime against nature....:(

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 07:33 PM
A crime against nature....:(

I know that it's every guy's dream that every woman in the room has eyes glued to his crotch hoping for some action but most women don't feel that way about their own erectile issues.

It's crazy but we're always hoping you'll look at our faces or at least at the powerpoint presentation instead of casting our "girls" in your private replay collection. :p

Apache
05-27-2010, 07:35 PM
I know that it's every guy's dream that every woman in the room has eyes glued to his crotch hoping for some action but most women don't feel that way about their own erectile issues.

It's crazy but we're always hoping you'll look at our faces or at least at the powerpoint presentation instead of casting our "girls" in your private replay collection. :p

Yer point :confused:

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 07:37 PM
Yer point :confused:

Why do I feel like you're going start playing beer pong any minute?

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 07:38 PM
I know that it's every guy's dream that every woman in the room has eyes glued to his crotch hoping for some action but most women don't feel that way about their own erectile issues.

It's crazy but we're always hoping you'll look at our faces or at least at the powerpoint presentation instead of casting our "girls" in your private replay collection. :p

Yeah, we got your powerpoint!:cool:

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 07:45 PM
Yeah, we got your powerpoint!:cool:

This is like to explain to a 6 year old why living off pure sugar has a downside. :p

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 07:47 PM
This is like to explain to a 6 year old why living off pure sugar has a downside. :p

You forgot "is".

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 07:48 PM
And "trying".

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 07:50 PM
You forgot "is".

If you'd been watching me wear a tight tank top in a cold room, you wouldn't even know if I'd posted that English.

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 07:52 PM
If you'd been watching me wear a tight tank top in a cold room, you wouldn't even know if I'd posted that English.

Do you have freckles on your.. umm...:)

Apache
05-27-2010, 07:59 PM
Why do I feel like you're going start playing beer pong any minute?

Cuz u gots me on webcam? :cool:

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 08:01 PM
Do you have freckles on your.. umm...:)

Notebook? Collie? Shotgun? Kitchenaid Mixer? :confused:

Apache
05-27-2010, 08:02 PM
If you'd been watching me wear a tight tank top in a cold room, you wouldn't even know if I'd posted that English.

Illegal use of mental imagery, 10 yards, first down.....:o

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 08:07 PM
Illegal use of mental imagery, 10 yards, first down.....:o

Dude, I'm not even playing your game - let alone playing in your Division. :p

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 08:11 PM
Notebook? Collie? Shotgun? Kitchenaid Mixer? :confused:

Which kitchenaid mixer?

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 08:17 PM
Which kitchenaid mixer?

You are dead to me.

fettpett
05-27-2010, 09:39 PM
we want pics!!!

Articulate_Ape
05-27-2010, 09:40 PM
Of what, her fake nipples?

fettpett
05-27-2010, 09:48 PM
Of what, her fake nipples?

no...of real boobies :D

Rockntractor
05-27-2010, 09:50 PM
no...of real boobies :D

With freckles and the Kitchenaid mixer!

Gingersnap
05-27-2010, 10:57 PM
we want pics!!!

If I had five bucks for every time I've heard that.......:rolleyes:

Kay
05-27-2010, 11:55 PM
we want pics!!!

Here you go:



http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Rjllea6GPuCyJM:http://www.babynaturopathics.com/shop/pc/catalog/natursutten-rubber-baby-nipple_818_general.jpg

NJCardFan
05-28-2010, 12:59 AM
If you'd been watching me wear a tight tank top in a cold room, you wouldn't even know if I'd posted that English.

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damned disease

Kay
05-28-2010, 09:04 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S0Tr_G7tcfI/AAAAAAAAMcs/PL4Jng-u13Y/s400/nipple-tattoo.jpg

Apache
05-28-2010, 09:48 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S0Tr_G7tcfI/AAAAAAAAMcs/PL4Jng-u13Y/s400/nipple-tattoo.jpg

That is just wrong....:(









Brat :p

Gingersnap
05-28-2010, 07:36 PM
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damned disease

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming those are song lyrics and not some kind of unholy proposition.

lacarnut
05-28-2010, 07:43 PM
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming those are song lyrics and not some kind of unholy proposition.

It is a song...Pants around my knees

Gingersnap
05-28-2010, 07:46 PM
It is a song...Pants around my knees

Like I'd take your word for it. :D