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Gingersnap
06-07-2010, 02:55 PM
Blood in the Water
To some Christian fundamentalists, the oil plume in the Gulf of Mexico heralds the apocalypse.

A growing conversation among Christian fundamentalists asks the question that may have been inevitable: is the oil spill in the gulf a sign of the coming apocalypse?

About 60 million white evangelicals live in America, and about one third of them believe that the world will end in their lifetime, according to the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press. Broadly speaking, these Christians subscribe to a theology called "premillennial dispensationalism." In this world view, they are warriors on the side of God: a cosmic battle—culminating in apocalypse, judgment, and, finally, the reign of Jesus in “a new heaven and a new earth”—will come soon. The most determined of these believers mine the Book of Revelation for signs that the end is near. A text of terrifying and mysterious prophesy, Revelation forecasts the apocalypse in coded language; Christians have spent lifetimes trying to break that code by correlating its verses to current events. (A New York minister named William Miller used Revelation and other sources to predict that the world would end on Oct. 22, 1844. He had previously predicted—wrongly, obviously—that the date would be March 21, 1843. The Millerites, once a powerful and fast-growing sect, quickly became extinct.)

Now blogs on the Christian fringe are abuzz with possibility that the oil spill is the realization of Revelation 8:8–11. “The second angel blew his trumpet, and something like a great mountain, burning with fire, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea became blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed … A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.” According to Revelation, in other words, something terrible happens to the world’s water, a punishment to those of insufficient faith. The foul water, according to the New Oxford Annotated Bible, mirrors one of the plagues God called upon Egypt on behalf of his people Israel.

Though maybe it’s Revelation 16:3: “The second angel poured his bowl into the sea, and it became like the blood of a corpse, and every living thing in the sea died.”

Some interpreters are very sure: The oil spill matches biblical prophesy and is another predictor of the end. One commenter at Godlike Productions argues that the redness of the oil seen in pictures can be interpreted as blood. “The water is tinted red from the oil … it ACTUALLY looks like blood. coincidence??? NOT!!!!” On Facebook, at least two discussion groups are devoted to mining the parallels between events in the gulf and those predicted in the bible; and in a heart-rending interview with CBS, a Louisiana minister named Theodore Turner, whose congregation is one third fishermen, said he knew it to be so. “The Bible prophesized hardships,” he said. “If we believe the word of God is true—and we do—we also know that in addition to prophesying hardships he promised to take care of us.”

But there’s a problem. In the place where American religion and politics intersect, signs of the end times have traditionally been interpreted by members of the right as punishment for ungodly behavior by those on the left. And because the values of the religious right have mirrored those of the Republican Party—at least before the last presidential election—the "good guys" in the cosmic battle have tended to look like Republicans on the far-right fringe and the “bad guys” like liberal Democrats. Thus Hurricane Katrina was brought down upon New Orleans because it was, in the words of Christian minister John Hagee, a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah: the city had a gay-pride march planned for the day the storm struck.

"Traditionally interpreted"? The traditional interpretation is that 'second coming' follows a predefined sequence of events. Political parties have nothing to do with this sequence. Human behavior (good or bad) has no bearing on this sequence. No wonder this rag is going under. :rolleyes:

Newsweek (http://www.newsweek.com/2010/06/04/blood-in-the-water.html)

noonwitch
06-07-2010, 03:16 PM
When I saw the first footage of the oil spill and realized just how immense it is, I have to admit that I immediately thought of that passage in Revelation that talks about one third of the world's oceans turning to blood and killing all the animals within.


I was just talking to a coworker about it. I said that I never thought it would be the british who brought on the end of life as we know it!

Calypso Jones
06-07-2010, 10:37 PM
The brits aren't mentioned in prophecy. but i guess that doesn't mean they can't start it. I noted too how the water looked blood red....ish.

Gingersnap
06-07-2010, 10:49 PM
Meh....everybody knows that the zombie invasion precedes the Apocalypse. That's in Deuteroviticus 14:27. :p

lurkalot
06-07-2010, 11:26 PM
oh crap..is it time for me to saddle up the pale horse already??

Sonnabend
06-10-2010, 06:41 AM
oh crap..is it time for me to saddle up the pale horse already??

Not before you sacrifice to the Yellow Wiggle :D:D