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Space Gravy
06-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Teenager Forced To Marry Cow

(NewsCore) - A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished by having to marry the animal in front of hundreds of curious onlookers, the Jakarta Globe reported Friday.

Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, western Bali, was caught trying to romp naked with the animal in a paddy field.

Alit admitted bestiality but told shocked bystanders he had fallen in love with the bovine after it "seduced him" with flattering comments.

Link (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/weird/teenager-forced-to-marry-cow-dpgonc-km-20100612_8057203)

Rockntractor
06-14-2010, 01:06 PM
I'm just not in the moooood for this!:confused:

FlaGator
06-14-2010, 02:11 PM
Udderly ridiculous.

Gingersnap
06-14-2010, 02:25 PM
First he has to marry the cow because it "seduced" him and then they kill the cow. Why does this sound so familiar.....thinking...... :p

Rockntractor
06-14-2010, 02:42 PM
You would think more people would have a beef with this kind of senseless killing!

Rockntractor
06-14-2010, 02:46 PM
" This bovine she so fine "

Articulate_Ape
06-14-2010, 03:27 PM
Sort of gives new meaning to "having a cow".

JB
06-14-2010, 05:46 PM
Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.

FlaGator
06-14-2010, 06:11 PM
I wonder if this will end up being a made for tv moooooovie?

Articulate_Ape
06-14-2010, 06:13 PM
Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.

Sounds like a shotgun wouldn't be needed at your cow wedding.

fettpett
06-14-2010, 06:25 PM
I wonder who was going to be at their reception and what where they going to serve... :rolleyes:

lacarnut
06-14-2010, 06:28 PM
First he has to marry the cow because it "seduced" him and then they kill the cow. Why does this sound so familiar.....thinking...... :p

In dummy land, they would just call this horsing around.

FlaGator
06-14-2010, 06:31 PM
Sounds like a shotgun wouldn't be needed at your cow wedding.

Cattle prod.

JB
06-14-2010, 06:31 PM
I wonder who was going to be at their reception and what where they going to serve... :rolleyes:No brainer:

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d855/d990/d743/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg

Space Gravy
06-14-2010, 08:55 PM
I wonder if this will end up being a made for tv moooooovie?

:D We have a winner!

Dan D. Doty
06-14-2010, 11:50 PM
I thought we couldn't top the suicide donkey ... but I was wrong.

Well ... we at least know the kid isn't a virgin any more ... and cow for that matter. :rolleyes:

God, I feel like such a sick-mind bastard right now.

Sonnabend
06-15-2010, 06:24 AM
Miiking this subject for all its worth....well cows do play football, they already have a guernsey :D:D

But I guess that's a load of bull. :D Cud I get a second opinion?

Odysseus
06-15-2010, 09:57 AM
Miiking this subject for all its worth....well cows do play football, they already have a guernsey :D:D

But I guess that's a load of bull. :D Cud I get a second opinion?

I think that this thread can be put out to pasture. Otherwise, we'll be at it until the bride comes home.

Sonnabend
06-15-2010, 09:14 PM
I think that this thread can be put out to pasture. Otherwise, we'll be at it until the bride comes home.

And thereby hangs a tail....:D

patriot45
06-15-2010, 11:00 PM
And that cow was probably just outstanding in her field!

Odysseus
06-16-2010, 10:03 AM
http://www.realcaliforniamilk.com/files/imagecache/billboard_small/files/billboards/Diane_large.jpg

I guess that he's going to be in for some really great cheese. :D

DU+NU_Reject
06-18-2010, 11:30 PM
Udderly ridiculous.

.......bovine gag reel! XD

DU+NU_Reject
06-18-2010, 11:35 PM
I wonder if this will end up being a made for tv moooooovie?

Cuz Milk Does a Body Dead, after all.;)

PoliCon
06-19-2010, 01:16 AM
The wedding pictures are in! :eek:

http://www.funatiq.com/fake-and-comical/the-super-couple/