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06-14-2010, 09:22 PM
I was inspired to start this thread by Namvet's comment on the "Funny Stupid Criminals" thread where he opined that the subjects of the thread are "dumber than a box a rocks".

What are some of your favorite terms of retardment when referring to those less adept at the skill of thinking

One of mine is: If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's car around a Cheerio.

Bubba Dawg
06-14-2010, 09:28 PM
Dumber than a bag of hammers....

06-14-2010, 09:30 PM
If you put his brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB on a six-lane highway.

Bubba Dawg
06-14-2010, 09:36 PM
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

06-14-2010, 09:37 PM
That boy's got his boots on backwards.

Bubba Dawg
06-14-2010, 09:38 PM
He's so dumb he thinks the Mexican Border pays rent....

06-14-2010, 09:40 PM
She's so dumb she needs a compact to make up her mind.

Bubba Dawg
06-14-2010, 09:44 PM
The cheese slid off his cracker.

06-14-2010, 09:46 PM
The porch light's on, but nobody's home.

Bubba Dawg
06-14-2010, 09:48 PM
A few clowns short of a circus.....

That one is for Ginger.

06-14-2010, 09:51 PM
"Celebutard" covers an awful lot of ground these days.

06-14-2010, 10:48 PM
Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel...

06-14-2010, 11:08 PM
Couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map.

06-14-2010, 11:11 PM
He forgot to pay his brain bill.

06-15-2010, 11:05 AM
You can't fix stupid.

or dumber than a box of rocks.

06-15-2010, 11:14 AM
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.

06-15-2010, 11:23 AM
If his brains where turned into gasoline you couldn't power a flea's motorcycle around a bb.

Rebel Yell
06-15-2010, 11:39 AM
He thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone compny.

Of course I usually go with dumber than a bag of hammers.

06-15-2010, 12:26 PM
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
One neuron short of a synapse.
A few planets short of a federation.
As useful as a mint-flavored suppository.
Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland.
CPU is always in powersave mode.
Guillotining him would make only an aesthetic difference.

06-15-2010, 04:50 PM
A few Mexicans short of a fiesta.

Rebel Yell
06-15-2010, 04:54 PM
Dumber than..... see my avatar.

06-15-2010, 04:55 PM
My dad used to come up with some good ones.:

He doesn't have all his dogs barking at once.

He is a tamale and taco short of a combination plate.

Lost his train of thought? Hell, he lost the tracks his train of thought is supposed to run on.

Smart as bringing a pinata but no stick.

He is stupid enough to jump out of a boat and miss.

Rebel Yell
06-15-2010, 05:03 PM
One I used to hear alot....

He ain't got sense God gave a ******.

06-15-2010, 05:11 PM
He's carrying 22 caliber mind in a .357 world.

06-15-2010, 05:13 PM
One I used to hear alot....

He ain't got sense God gave a ******.

Speaking of that, you see who they elected as a candidate in South Carolina? Holy cow! Same people who voted for Obama, no questions asked, voted for this guy.

You know people say that they see a deer in the headlights look in his eyes when he is interviewed. You want to know what I see? I see a look that says, "This was not a very good idea. This was not a very good idea."

06-15-2010, 05:18 PM
He's so dense that light bends around him.

When she goes to a mind-reader she pays half price.

He's so dumb it takes him three hours to watch "60 Minutes".

06-15-2010, 06:21 PM
She is so ugly that she would make a freight train take a dirt road.

If shit was brains, he would not get a smell.

He is so dumb, he would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

06-15-2010, 07:30 PM
She is so ugly that she would make a freight train take a dirt road.

HAHAHAHAHA! I like that one.

06-15-2010, 08:57 PM
He's a fry short of a happy meal.

The engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel.

He's so stupid that he didn't want to sleep with his wife because she's a married woman.

He's so stupid he thinks asphalt is a hemorrhoid problem.

He's so dumb that when he was in school his parents wished he could being his grades up to an F.