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Gingersnap
06-16-2010, 01:10 PM
Bad news: Princess Leia hates racist “teabaggers”

June 14, 2010 by Allahpundit

Not a surprise, but I’m not going to lie to you. This one hurts. What’s happened to the world where Leia is on the side of the Empire, my friends?


Is there anyone you haven’t met that you’ve always wanted to?

Obama.

I’m surprised you haven’t met him.

I know. I love him. Hopefully I’ll meet him sometime. I’m just happy he exists.

Do you think Tea Party is just people who are pissed that there is an African American president?

Yup, and the fact that they chose to call themselves “teabaggers,” which is slang for a certain act involving b***s. It sort of says a lot. I would say a mouthful. Looks like it’s very upsetting for them, but he’s brilliant. The thing is, he’s half white but that’s still not enough — for them it’s all white or f**k off. I think we don’t deserve him and certainly teabaggers don’t deserve him.

Mind you, Carrie Fisher is known for being something of a wit and raconteur, yet when it comes to tea partiers, her schtick is warmed-over Garofalo with a side order of balls-in-the-mouth humor that MSNBC was pushing eight months ago. In fact, at this point, I think that’s my biggest objection to it. If you’re going to smear millions of people in one fell swoop, at least be entertaining about it. Toss in a “Dick Armey” pun, which has only been done half a million times compared to the million “teabagger” jokes. Dazzle me.

Between this, George Lucas calling Obama his hero, and Harrison Ford getting on The One for not passing ObamaCare quickly enough, is there anyone left in the Star Wars universe to feel warmly about? Threepio, maybe? He’s got sort of a Brooks/Frum centrist conservative vibe going on.

Makes me kind of sad now that Jabba the Hut didn't eat her.

Hot Air (http://hotair.com/archives/2010/06/14/bad-news-princess-leia-hates-racist-teabaggers/)

Articulate_Ape
06-16-2010, 01:15 PM
Anyone who considers Carrie Fisher a wit is only half right.

Calypso Jones
06-16-2010, 02:06 PM
she's never been a really good actress. I don't know how she got the part in Star Wars. probably her parents. She's always been a sort of misfit druggie and undependable. I'd hardly call her a star. More like a one hit wonder.

Kay
06-16-2010, 07:54 PM
I think we don’t deserve him and certainly teabaggers don’t deserve him.


I'd have to agree with her on this point though.

PoliCon
06-16-2010, 10:12 PM
HEY CARRIE FISHER! Shut up and show us your tits! :rolleyes: Not the bags of sag you have now - THESE ONES! :D
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/pictures/1/leia3.jpeg

NJCardFan
06-16-2010, 11:57 PM
she's never been a really good actress. I don't know how she got the part in Star Wars. probably her parents. She's always been a sort of misfit druggie and undependable. I'd hardly call her a star. More like a one hit wonder.

She was pretty good in The Blues Brothers. As for Hollywood in general, it's easy to be a millionaire and love a liberal because you're not the one getting hurt.

Calypso Jones
06-17-2010, 12:00 AM
she was in the Blues Brothers? that must have been a reallly memorable performance.

Gingersnap
06-17-2010, 12:06 AM
Her best performance was as 'Mary Brown' in the STD segment of 'Amazon Women on the Moon'.

Really riveting stuff if you enjoy helpless laughter (it was intended to be comedic and succeeded). :)

NJCardFan
06-17-2010, 01:12 AM
she was in the Blues Brothers? that must have been a reallly memorable performance.

It was actually. She spent the entire movie trying to kill Jake. She only had about 2 minutes worth of a speaking part but she was great in it.



Her best performance was as 'Mary Brown' in the STD segment of 'Amazon Women on the Moon'.

Really riveting stuff if you enjoy helpless laughter (it was intended to be comedic and succeeded). :)

One of the most underrated movies of all time. The segment with Kelly Preston and the kid trying to buy condoms was my favorite.

Sonnabend
06-17-2010, 08:52 AM
he thing is, he’s half white but that’s still not enough — for them it’s all white or f**k off

http://www.ushanka.us/blog/images/RaceCard.jpg