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Rockntractor
06-16-2010, 10:19 PM
A Plane Is On Its Way To Toronto, When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up And
Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down.

The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This, And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then
Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class, And That She Will Have To Sit
At The Back.

The Blonde Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Toronto, And I'm Staying Right Here."

The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-pilot
That There Is A Blonde Bimbo Sitting In First Class Who Belongs In Economy, And
She Won't Move Back To Her Seat.

The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That, Because She Only
Paid For Economy, She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat. The Blonde
Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Toronto, And I'm Staying Right Here."

The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting
When They Land, To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.
The Pilot Says, "you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This, I'm Married To A Blonde.
I Speak Blonde". He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She
Says, "oh, I'm Sorry," And Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.

The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And Ask The Pilot What He Said To
Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.

"i Told Her, 'first Class Isn't Going To Toronto.'"