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PC Guy
07-06-2010, 02:09 PM
I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

Or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker Nan,

I do not like this "YES WE CAN."

I do not like this spending spree,

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,

I do not like your smug replies,

When I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!

http://philosophyofnate.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/uncle-obama.jpg

m00
07-06-2010, 08:17 PM
My apologizes to Dr Seuss for this...

In the once-mighty nation of US of A,
Obama the Llama was elected one day.
A great sovereign nation. It was free. It was strong.
The soil was fertile. The weekends were long.
The taxpayers enjoyed a high standard of life.
And lived in large houses with husband, or wife.

They did… until Obama, came up with a plan,
Decided this country was too American.
“I’m President”, said Obama, “of all that there is.
But I don’t like this country. Not for me or the libs.
The 'publicans poke fun at my foolish ways
And I can't even push through marriage for gays.
I don't get the respect I so clearly deserve,
I am the President! I demand to be served!
Like a Sultan, or Sheik, or Prophet of Change,
And control all banks and the stock exchange!”

So Obama the Llama, drafted a speech
And Obama the Llama, to liberals he'd preach.
He ordered the Democrats to quickly make haste
There were many a crisis that he could not waste.
He robbed middle class families of their last dimes
To bail out the people committing the crimes!
And then Obama laughed. It was the very last nail.
The end of a dream. Too Socialist to Fail.