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Gingersnap
07-08-2010, 05:33 PM
Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:36 PM on 8th July 2010

A 30-year-old woman's death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today. Children's nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her.

A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal. Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia.

The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Cirencester, was found dead in October last year.

Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths who had visited Miss Paginton's home when she failed to turn up for work.

When there was no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.

'After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.

'The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.'

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/08/article-0-0A5E457A000005DC-550_233x423.jpg

:eek:

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html#ixzz0t7oABjuC

NJCardFan
07-08-2010, 05:35 PM
:eek:



My thoughts exactly. What was she using for a B.O.B.? A jackhammer?

hampshirebrit
07-08-2010, 06:34 PM
The Daily Hell ... this rag is really beyond the pail sometimes. ;)

Some things are best left unreported ... this has to be one of them, surely.

NJCardFan
07-08-2010, 06:58 PM
The Daily Hell ... this rag is really beyond the pail sometimes. ;)

Some things are best left unreported ... this has to be one of them, surely.

Isn't that the far left tabloid?

hampshirebrit
07-08-2010, 07:04 PM
Isn't that the far left tabloid?

No... I hate to say it, but it purports to represent the right of centre view in the UK... the "Angry of Essex" type of view, that is. They seem to have an identity crisis .. they obsess on celeb stories and nannies-dying-from-wanking material when there's nothing else around to provoke their self-righteousness indignation.

Odysseus
07-08-2010, 07:24 PM
My thoughts exactly. What was she using for a B.O.B.? A jackhammer?

Whatever it was, I'm sure that it had a kick-starter. :D

Zathras
07-08-2010, 07:43 PM
My thoughts exactly. What was she using for a B.O.B.? A jackhammer?

Close....it was one of these....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzoj-_HZ_4A&

JB
07-08-2010, 08:13 PM
What was she using for a B.O.B.?I don't like the chance I'm taking here but...B.O.B.???

Gingersnap
07-08-2010, 09:46 PM
I don't like the chance I'm taking here but...B.O.B.???

There was just no way I was going to ask or Google it.

Articulate_Ape
07-08-2010, 09:55 PM
The Daily Hell ... this rag is really beyond the pail sometimes. ;)


That's "pale" if you're speaking English, Englishman. :p

malloc
07-08-2010, 09:58 PM
There was just no way I was going to ask or Google it.

Well, a google images search with safe search turned off yielded:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Zhq7AHEjMAmdMM:http://modern-hairstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Hot-modern-bob-hairstyle-for-women-2010-1.JPG

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hysCWnNps7ZErM:http://www.fff.org/conference2007/_images/speakers/bob_barr.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lYpGeF9mszk-rM:http://www.mykaratestore.com/store/images/wavemaster-BOB-body-opponent-bag.jpg

So yup, I'm still as lost as you are.

Articulate_Ape
07-08-2010, 10:00 PM
There was just no way I was going to ask or Google it.

Well, is definitely doesn't stand for "bend over boyfriend", that's for sure.

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 10:40 PM
I'll bet she went blind before she died.....

malloc
07-08-2010, 10:42 PM
I'll bet she went blind before she died.....

Or shortly thereafter...either way...

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 10:43 PM
I don't like the chance I'm taking here but...B.O.B.???

Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 10:44 PM
Or shortly thereafter...either way...

Can you smile yourself to death?


Oh God....Oh God....Oh God....Oh.....hello.....:D

malloc
07-08-2010, 10:45 PM
Oh God....Oh God....Oh God....Oh.....hello.....:D

LOL! Hey, um, were your ears just burning?

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 10:48 PM
LOL! Hey, um, were your ears just burning?

Yeah...tryin' to catch up to the rest of me.....:D

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 10:59 PM
Maybe she didn't hydrate enough. You know, electrolytes.....

D-Cell electrolytes........

Dang, she just missed being the star of an Energizer Bunny commercial........

....keeps going.......and going........ and going.... and .....:eek:

Bubba Dawg
07-08-2010, 11:00 PM
She invented a new art form....Cumming and Going at the same time.........

Gingersnap
07-08-2010, 11:17 PM
I'll bet she went blind before she died.....

Unlikely she noticed that or the hairy palm effect.

How awful to be found in that kind of a situation, though. Not even a clean pair of underpants.

Articulate_Ape
07-08-2010, 11:23 PM
Unlikely she noticed that or the hairy palm effect.

How awful to be found in that kind of a situation, though. Not even a clean pair of underpants.

That's why you use a Hilti. The EMT's will just think you were removing tile.

Kay
07-09-2010, 01:30 AM
Oh my....

I have this one single friend who has repeatedly made me promise that if she ever suddenly dies, I will go over to her house and get all her B.O.B.s out of the nightstand and dispose of them before her Mother gets here from out of town. Ewwwea....

ralph wiggum
07-09-2010, 11:36 AM
Oh my....

I have this one single friend who has repeatedly made me promise that if she ever suddenly dies, I will go over to her house and get all her B.O.B.s out of the nightstand and dispose of them before her Mother gets here from out of town. Ewwwea....

Sounds like the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode where Larry David had to remove Jeff's porn stash after he had a heart attack.

jediab
07-09-2010, 12:37 PM
So in other words, this woman "came and went?"

Jumpy
07-09-2010, 06:52 PM
I thought for sure someone would've replied with, "But was she hot?". BSR??

JB
07-09-2010, 07:32 PM
I thought for sure someone would've replied with, "But was she hot?". BSR??Hot chicks don't masturbate.

djones520
07-09-2010, 08:16 PM
Hot chicks don't masturbate.

I've seen proof to the contrary. :p

hampshirebrit
07-09-2010, 08:23 PM
She was a bit dim looking in the pic (she's blonde, so that's ok), but not a total minger.

Point I was making about the Daily Hell was that story shouldn't have been run. I can't think her family can be that chuffed about getting their daughter's "obit" put in front of the entire UK like that (and now the US, too :D ).

JB
07-09-2010, 08:34 PM
I've seen proof to the contrary. :pI wanted Jumpy to reply "Yes we do" but she either didn't see my reply or doesn't want to play along.

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 08:35 PM
I thought for sure someone would've replied with, "But was she hot?". BSR??

She probably was, and had a brilliant solo career ahead of her.

hampshirebrit
07-09-2010, 08:37 PM
She probably was, and had a brilliant solo career ahead of her.


LOL ! :D

I wonder if I should link the pic here .. probably not given my stance on the DM.

PoliCon
07-09-2010, 08:40 PM
LOL ! :D

I wonder if I should link the pic here .. probably not given my stance on the DM.

let me save you the moral conundrum. I'll post a picture of the slag for you.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/08/article-0-0A5E457A000005DC-550_233x423.jpg

djones520
07-09-2010, 08:41 PM
let me save you the moral conundrum.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/08/article-0-0A5E457A000005DC-550_233x423.jpg

To late. I added it to the first post.

PoliCon
07-09-2010, 08:42 PM
To late. I added it to the first post.

and who the hell is going to go all the way back to the first post??? :rolleyes:

djones520
07-09-2010, 08:43 PM
and who the hell is going to go all the way back to the first post??? :rolleyes:

Don't get short with me. :D

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 08:47 PM
let me save you the moral conundrum. I'll post a picture of the slag for you.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/08/article-0-0A5E457A000005DC-550_233x423.jpg

Remember the Playmate or Pet of the Month where they asked the stock question?

Turn Ons: Sex Toys.

Turn Offs: I-I-I-I-I....rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyy dddddddddoooooooonnnnnnn"""""tttttt hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeee aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy........

JB
07-09-2010, 08:48 PM
I'da hit it.

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 08:49 PM
I'da hit it.

The vibrator?

hampshirebrit
07-09-2010, 08:51 PM
let me save you the moral conundrum. I'll post a picture of the slag for you.



That's a tad harsh.

I'd have hit it (given a couple of whiskies and maybe something to smoke beforehand)

Well maybe not, I dunno. Maybe more than a couple of whiskies.

Damn, what am I doing, posting this ... :o:o :D

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 08:55 PM
That's a tad harsh.

I'd have hit it (given a couple of whiskies and maybe something to smoke beforehand)

Well maybe not, I dunno. Maybe more than a couple of whiskies.

Damn, what am I doing, posting this ... :o:o :D

I know what you mean. She seems vacuous and a trifle narcissistic.

hampshirebrit
07-09-2010, 09:05 PM
She seems vacuous and a trifle narcissistic.

She's much more of the former and not even a trifle of the latter now, I'm guessing.

Rest in pieces (along with your reputation), dearie.

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 09:19 PM
She was a bit dim looking in the pic (she's blonde, so that's ok), but not a total minger.

Point I was making about the Daily Hell was that story shouldn't have been run. I can't think her family can be that chuffed about getting their daughter's "obit" put in front of the entire UK like that (and now the US, too :D ).

I'm not sure she was a natural blonde Hamps.

Any indication sh had a chipped tooth?

Odysseus
07-09-2010, 09:21 PM
Hot chicks don't masturbate.
Dude, I've paid good money to see it. :D

That's a tad harsh.

I'd have hit it (given a couple of whiskies and maybe something to smoke beforehand)

Well maybe not, I dunno. Maybe more than a couple of whiskies.

Damn, what am I doing, posting this ... :o:o :D

Your reaction reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore reacting to the death of Chuckles the Clown. Get it out of your system now, or you'll be giggling at the funeral.

Bubba Dawg
07-09-2010, 09:25 PM
Dude, I've paid good money to see it. :D


Your reaction reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore reacting to the death of Chuckles the Clown. Get it out of your system now, or you'll be giggling at the funeral.

Billy the Banana......:D

hampshirebrit
07-09-2010, 09:29 PM
Dude, I've paid good money to see it. :D


Your reaction reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore reacting to the death of Chuckles the Clown. Get it out of your system now, or you'll be giggling at the funeral.

LOL :D

The DM didn't publish my contribution in the comments section, and now the section has been yanked. Twats.

Odysseus
07-09-2010, 09:32 PM
Billy the Banana......:D

At least it wasn't Peter Peanut. That would have been doubly embarrassing. :D

Troll
07-09-2010, 10:28 PM
...they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.

Uh-huh. Sure, she died of "sexual arousal". :rolleyes:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-basement-cat-eats-souls.jpg

Jumpy
07-09-2010, 11:15 PM
I know what you mean. She seems vacuous and a trifle narcissistic.

if not for the grace of God.. this could have happened to anyone of us.(not me of course) Sexual arousal is a neat thing.. it is a shame that she had to die from it. How embarrassing!!!

Gingersnap
07-09-2010, 11:57 PM
To be fair here given Hamp's comments: The Daily Mail is very much like the American Enquirer only on steroids. In addition to celebrity gossip, news of the weird, cute animal pics, and the very latest in cosmetic surgery FAILS; it covers politics, business, sports, food, and gardening.

The closest paper we really have to this is USA Today and that paper is much less forthcoming about sexual mishaps, murders, odd accidental deaths and so on. In the European world, the DM is one of many obviously partisan papers that "panders" to its readership. US papers (aside from supermarket tabs) still try hard to pretend they have no agenda and that their readership would be completely uninterested in this sort of sexual accident. Tabs have a position in the U.K. (both left and right) that's hard to describe to U.S. readers who are used to the Denver Post or the L.A. Times.

I read the DM every day and sometimes comment under "Ginger - Colorado, USA". ;)

Sonnabend
07-10-2010, 09:10 AM
Damn, what am I doing, posting this ...

Providing me with some blackmail material....hmm...lemme see here...is this enough for a new Porsche??




















:D:D:D

RobJohnson
07-10-2010, 09:52 AM
I thought for sure someone would've replied with, "But was she hot?". BSR??

She was cold when they found her. :D

RobJohnson
07-10-2010, 09:58 AM
if not for the grace of God.. this could have happened to anyone of us.(not me of course) Sexual arousal is a neat thing.. it is a shame that she had to die from it. How embarrassing!!!

Are there no handcarved wood sex toys in Lancaster County?

Check out this PG-13 link: http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/amishsex.html

Jumpy
07-10-2010, 09:03 PM
Are there no handcarved wood sex toys in Lancaster County?

Check out this PG-13 link: http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/amishsex.html

I am not clicking that link. :mad: And besides, it is from the UK. haha...;)

Odysseus
07-11-2010, 10:21 PM
I am not clicking that link. :mad: And besides, it is from the UK. haha...;)

I did, and it's a hoot. Considering that the Amish lack computers, they certainly seem to get around the web.
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/images/amishsex.jpg
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/images/amishtoy.jpg