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Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 11:47 AM
Cool story, though. We were grilling with the in laws at my house Saturday. I walked out to turn the deer meat when my father in law said, "Look at that bird!!!". I looked around for it, since my uncle next door has bird feeders out. He said, "No. There's a bird on your back." I looked over my shoulder, and there was a bird climbing up to my shoulder. Of course I ducked and started swatting like a girl, while this bird flies around my head. It lit on my doorsteps. It is a tiny little Zebra Finch. I reached down and picked it up. It's in an old bird cage of my aunt's now. I'm going after work to get him a friend and a new cage. I couldn't just leave it outside. It wouldn't have made it with all the cats around the neighborhood. plus, it did just fly up and light on my shoulder.

I told my wife that I'm like Ace ventura. She said, "No. You're more like Snow White." She's such a wonderful wife.

FlaGator
07-26-2010, 11:54 AM
Cool story, though. We were grilling with the in laws at my house Saturday. I walked out to turn the deer meat when my father in law said, "Look at that bird!!!". I looked around for it, since my uncle next door has bird feeders out. He said, "No. There's a bird on your back." I looked over my shoulder, and there was a bird climbing up to my shoulder. Of course I ducked and started swatting like a girl, while this bird flies around my head. It lit on my doorsteps. It is a tiny little Zebra Finch. I reached down and picked it up. It's in an old bird cage of my aunt's now. I'm going after work to get him a friend and a new cage. I couldn't just leave it outside. It wouldn't have made it with all the cats around the neighborhood. plus, it did just fly up and light on my shoulder.

I told my wife that I'm like Ace ventura. She said, "No. You're more like Snow White." She's such a wonderful wife.


Some how Snow White doesn't fit with that avatar...

I'm just saying.

Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 11:55 AM
Some how Snow White doesn't fit with that avatar...

I'm just saying.

Can we do it?
Can we dance?
Well, break it doooown.

linda22003
07-26-2010, 12:09 PM
Some how Snow White doesn't fit with that avatar...

I'm just saying.

So here's his new avatar.

http://disneyprincesspicture.net/images/snowwhite/1.%20Snow%20White%20with%20little%20bird.jpg

Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 12:26 PM
So here's his new avatar.

http://disneyprincesspicture.net/images/snowwhite/1.%20Snow%20White%20with%20little%20bird.jpg

I really did think about changing it to that, but I just can't do it.

Gingersnap
07-26-2010, 12:29 PM
Where did the finch come from? :confused:

Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 12:30 PM
Where did the finch come from? :confused:

I have no idea. I'm sure it was a pet. It's tame. I've even let it out of the cage in the house.

PoliCon
07-26-2010, 12:59 PM
So here's his new avatar.

http://disneyprincesspicture.net/images/snowwhite/1.%20Snow%20White%20with%20little%20bird.jpg
This one would be better :) http://9gag.com/photo/3159_540.jpg

Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 01:08 PM
This one would be better :) http://9gag.com/photo/3159_540.jpg

Damn. How very unexpectedly heterosexual of you. You made Daddy proud.

PoliCon
07-26-2010, 01:10 PM
Damn. How very unexpectedly heterosexual of you. You made Daddy proud.

I'm not bubba. :rolleyes: I'm a huge fan of the female form. :cool:

Rebel Yell
07-26-2010, 01:22 PM
I'm not bubba. :rolleyes: I'm a huge fan of the female form. :cool:

Must be nice to live at titty level.:D

PoliCon
07-26-2010, 01:32 PM
Must be nice to live at titty level.:D

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-boobs-distraction.jpg

Kay
07-26-2010, 08:29 PM
That's cool-er-est. Maybe it's one of your dead relatives reincarnated as a bird, that came and sought you out.

Rockntractor
07-27-2010, 02:46 AM
Where did the finch come from? :confused:
An egg.