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Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 10:02 AM
It's that same old monsoon pattern: sunny and low to mid 80s with T-storms and dropping temps in the afternoon.

TOTD: Post a silly/trivial question. Answer a question and ask another.

Q.: Can you play ping pong?

djones520
07-28-2010, 10:06 AM
TOTD:

A - Not with any skill, but I'll never refuse a game.

Q - Whats your favorite weather?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 10:09 AM
TOTD:

A - Not with any skill, but I'll never refuse a game.

Q - Whats your favorite weather?

A: Snowy

Q: Did you ever own a kaleidoscope?

djones520
07-28-2010, 10:15 AM
A: Snowy

Q: Did you ever own a kaleidoscope?

A: Yes

Q: Whats the weirdest food you've ever eaten.

Sonnabend
07-28-2010, 10:26 AM
A: Yes

Q: Whats the weirdest food you've ever eaten.

A: Dried Tibetan yak meat

Q: What was the best thing in the world before sliced bread?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 10:33 AM
A: Dried Tibetan yak meat

Q: What was the best thing in the world before sliced bread?

A: knives

Q: Are you an innie or an outie?

FlaGator
07-28-2010, 10:42 AM
It's that same old monsoon pattern: sunny and low to mid 80s with T-storms and dropping temps in the afternoon.

TOTD: Post a silly/trivial question. Answer a question and ask another.

Q.: Can you play ping pong?

Hot... Hot... and Hotter.

A.: No, but I did play "Table Tennis" when I was a kid and traveled all over the country playing in tournaments. My dad was a nationally ranked senior player. I haven't play too much since I turned 22 but I've been thinking about taking it up again for exercise.

Q.: Who portrayed Radar's mother on the TV show M*A*S*H?

FlaGator
07-28-2010, 10:44 AM
A: knives

Q: Are you an innie or an outie?

A: Innie

Q: What are the only three rivers on Earth that flow North?

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 10:51 AM
Q: What are the only three rivers on Earth that flow North? False question. Countless rivers flow north including:

The Nile River

The Mad River

The Red River

The Mackenzie River

San Joaquin River

The Youghiogheny River

Q: Which NFL team has won the most Superbowls? :cool:

Rockntractor
07-28-2010, 11:00 AM
It's that same old monsoon pattern: sunny and low to mid 80s with T-storms and dropping temps in the afternoon.

TOTD: Post a silly/trivial question. Answer a question and ask another.

Q.: Can you play ping pong?

I can ping but I have trouble with ponging. What are your measurements?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 11:17 AM
I can ping but I have trouble with ponging. What are your measurements?

A: Perfect.

Q: When did you learn to ride a bike?

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 01:23 PM
A: Perfect.

Q: When did you learn to ride a bike?

A: after I learned to drive a tractor.

Q: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

FlaGator
07-28-2010, 01:30 PM
False question. Countless rivers flow north including:

The Nile River

The Mad River

The Red River

The Mackenzie River

San Joaquin River

The Youghiogheny River

Q: Which NFL team has won the most Superbowls? :cool:

Thank you for the correction. I was looking at an erroneous story. :)

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 01:34 PM
Thank you for the correction. I was looking at an erroneous story. :)

sokay. Everyone falls sucker sooner or later. Good thing too - or most of us would never be married! ;)

FlaGator
07-28-2010, 01:36 PM
sokay. Everyone falls sucker sooner or later. Good thing too - or most of us would never be married! ;)

I guess that's why I got engaged a few weeks back....:)

djones520
07-28-2010, 01:39 PM
Thank you for the correction. I was looking at an erroneous story. :)

Yeah, you threw me off kilter there. I knew of at least 3 in the Traverse City area, and I couldn't believe that those were it.

FlaGator
07-28-2010, 02:07 PM
Yeah, you threw me off kilter there. I knew of at least 3 in the Traverse City area, and I couldn't believe that those were it.

I was trying to work it in to my real question...

Q.: Why does the St. John's River in Florida flow north?

Apache
07-28-2010, 02:14 PM
Hot... Hot... and Hotter.

A.: No, but I did play "Table Tennis" when I was a kid and traveled all over the country playing in tournaments. My dad was a nationally ranked senior player. I haven't play too much since I turned 22 but I've been thinking about taking it up again for exercise.

Q.: Who portrayed Radar's mother on the TV show M*A*S*H?

A.: Radar

Q.: Did you think that would really work? :p

Apache
07-28-2010, 02:15 PM
I guess that's why I got engaged a few weeks back....:)

Congrats on that :D

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 03:15 PM
A: after I learned to drive a tractor.

Q: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

A: No.

Q: Have you ever been arrested?

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 03:51 PM
A: No.

Q: Have you ever been arrested?A: no. But I did have an arrest warrant sworn out on me over **A** parking ticket. :rolleyes:

Q: Does size really matter?

Articulate_Ape
07-28-2010, 03:56 PM
Q: Does size really matter?

A: Yes.

Q: Why do they put braille dots on drive-up ATMs?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 05:38 PM
A: Yes.

Q: Why do they put braille dots on drive-up ATMs?

A: Because it's required by the ADA.

Q: Do you ski?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 05:39 PM
A: Because it's required by the ADA.

Q: Do you ski?


A: Not very well, but yes

Q: Are you tidy or a slob?

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 05:40 PM
A: Not very well, but yes

Q: Are you tidy or a slob?

A: Yes.

Q: do you really care?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 05:44 PM
A: Not very well, but yes

Q: Are you tidy or a slob?

A: clean freak

Q: Are you allergic to anything (anything real, I mean)?

malloc
07-28-2010, 06:12 PM
A: clean freak

Q: Are you allergic to anything (anything real, I mean)?

A: Not that I'm aware of.

Q: Does anyone know off the top of their head the option you pass to bash to turn on strict shell globbing?

Articulate_Ape
07-28-2010, 07:12 PM
Q: Does anyone know off the top of their head the option you pass to bash to turn on strict shell globbing?

A: That depends on whether the globbing is pentricated or simply displaying gormification.


Q: Have you ever strangled an ostrich to end the relationship?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 08:11 PM
A: That depends on whether the globbing is pentricated or simply displaying gormification.


Q: Have you ever strangled an ostrich to end the relationship?

A: Once, but it just one of those summer things when I was in college.

Q: Have you ever been possessed?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 08:15 PM
A: Once, but it just one of those summer things when I was in college.

Q: Have you ever been possessed?

A: Still am!

Q: Which way does a road go?

Troll
07-28-2010, 08:20 PM
A: Still am!

Q: Which way does a road go?

A: East/West if it's even numbered, North/South if it's odd.

Q: What was your first internet forum?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 08:22 PM
A: East/West if it's even numbered, North/South if it's odd.

Q: What was your first internet forum?

A: HuntAmerica.com

Q: Does ice cream have bones?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 08:23 PM
A: Still am!

Q: Which way does a road go?

In any direction you desire

Q:


If k = 0 then Sk = j = 0k a Rj = aR0 = a while a Rk+1-1
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R-1 = a R0+1-1
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R-1 = a1 = a

Thus the assertion is true for k = 0.

Now we want to show if the assertion k

j = 1 aRj = a Rk+1-1
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R-1

is true for k = m 0 then it must be true when k = m+1. To this end, suppose
m

j = 1 aRj = a Rm+1-1
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R-1

Therefore m+1

j = 1 aRj
=
aRm+1+ m

j = 1 aRj


=
aRm+1+a Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1


=
a

Rm+1 R-1
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R-1 + Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1




=
a Rm+1(R-1)+ Rm+1-1
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R-1


=
a Rm+2-Rm+1+ Rm+1-1
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R-1


=
a R(m+1)-1
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R-1


This implies ?
:D

malloc
07-28-2010, 08:23 PM
A: East/West if it's even numbered, North/South if it's odd.

Q: What was your first internet forum?

A: Sinfest Forums (http://www.sinfest.net/phpbb2/) a forum about the web comic Sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net/)

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 08:25 PM
In any direction you desire

Q:


If k = 0 then Sk = j = 0k a Rj = aR0 = a while a Rk+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1 = a R0+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1 = a1 = a

Thus the assertion is true for k = 0.

Now we want to show if the assertion k

j = 1 aRj = a Rk+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1

is true for k = m 0 then it must be true when k = m+1. To this end, suppose
m

j = 1 aRj = a Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1

Therefore m+1

j = 1 aRj
=
aRm+1+ m

j = 1 aRj


=
aRm+1+a Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1


=
a

Rm+1 R-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1 + Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1




=
a Rm+1(R-1)+ Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1


=
a Rm+2-Rm+1+ Rm+1-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1


=
a R(m+1)-1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
R-1


This implies ?
:D

A: Santanaclaus is an ass.

Q: Ever take anything out of the oven without a mitt or or towel?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 08:26 PM
A: Santanaclaus is an ass.

Q: Ever take anything out of the oven without a mitt or or towel?

I'd only do that with Santanababy's hand.

Q: How do you get cat poop stain out of carpet?

malloc
07-28-2010, 08:27 PM
A: Santanaclaus is an ass.

Q: Ever take anything out of the oven without a mitt or or towel?

A: Sure, my wife likes to store big pans in the oven, and I have to them out when I want to use the oven.

Q: What's the best prank you've ever pulled?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 08:28 PM
I'd only do that with Santanababy's hand.

Q: How do you get cat poop stain out of carpet?

A: My dog, for some reason he loves cat poop!!

Q: Why is the sky blue?

Troll
07-28-2010, 08:30 PM
A: Sinfest Forums (http://www.sinfest.net/phpbb2/) a forum about the web comic Sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net/)

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: An African or European swallow? :D :D

Q: What's your biggest vice?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 08:30 PM
A: Sure, my wife likes to store big pans in the oven, and I have to them out when I want to use the oven.

Q: What's the best prank you've ever pulled?

Called my parents as an IRS agent to tell them they were getting audited...and since I do their taxes...I had all the right info. I let them sweat on the phone for a while as I asked questions...until I busted out laughing.

Q What's your guilty pleasure?

Zathras
07-28-2010, 08:32 PM
A: Sinfest Forums (http://www.sinfest.net/phpbb2/) a forum about the web comic Sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net/)

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: What do you mean, African or European Swallow?

Q: Will you go see The Expendables?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 08:33 PM
Called my parents as an IRS agent to tell them they were getting audited...and since I do their taxes...I had all the right info. I let them sweat on the phone for a while as I asked questions...until I busted out laughing.

Q What's your guilty pleasure?

A: Vodka

Q: What am I drinking right now?!

:D

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 08:39 PM
A: Vodka

Q: What am I drinking right now?!

:D

Beer


Will Satanicus find a job this year...or will he kill himself?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 08:54 PM
A: Sure, my wife likes to store big pans in the oven, and I have to them out when I want to use the oven.

Q: What's the best prank you've ever pulled?

A: Frozen cow blood in a desk drawer.

Q: What's your favorite TV genre?

malloc
07-28-2010, 08:58 PM
A: Frozen cow blood in a desk drawer.

Q: What's your favorite TV genre?

A: Sci-fi/Mystery. I'm a sucker for True Blood, Bones, Warehouse 13. I had a breakdowns when Sarah Connor Chronicles and Firefly were canceled.

Q: Why has Sean Connery stopped aging?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 09:18 PM
A: Sci-fi/Mystery. I'm a sucker for True Blood, Bones, Warehouse 13. I had a breakdowns when Sarah Connor Chronicles and Firefly were canceled.

Q: Why has Sean Connery stopped aging?


because he's Bond, James Bond.

Ashton or Demi?

malloc
07-28-2010, 09:19 PM
because he's Bond, James Bond.

Ashton or Demi?

A: http://rawfitpersonaltraining.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/demi_moore_charlies_angels.jpg

Q: Where was your first job?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 09:20 PM
because he's Bond, James Bond.

Ashton or Demi?

A: forget them Bruce is still the man!

Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 09:20 PM
Drug Store


Which movie star do you resemble?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 09:23 PM
Drug Store


Which movie star do you resemble?

A: Brad Pitt

Q: Which movie star do you resemble?

:D

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 09:27 PM
A: Brad Pitt

Q: Which movie star do you resemble?

:D

Demi Moore, no really,


Which movie star would you have over to dinner?

malloc
07-28-2010, 09:28 PM
A: Brad Pitt

Q: Which movie star do you resemble?

:D

A: Indiana Jones Harrison Ford, not old enough to resemble Harrison Ford of today.

Q: How hot is Summer Glau in kelvin?

malloc
07-28-2010, 09:30 PM
Demi Moore, no really,


Which movie star would you have over to dinner?

A: Zoey Deschanel

Q: Why are people from Vermont so weird? Not bad, just weird.

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 09:37 PM
A: Zoey Deschanel

Q: Why are people from Vermont so weird? Not bad, just weird.

A: they drink water from the Mad River.

Q: if the moon was made of cheese - what flavor would it be?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 09:47 PM
A: they drink water from the Mad River.

Q: if the moon was made of cheese - what flavor would it be?

A: Swiss.

Q: Best breed of dog?

patriot45
07-28-2010, 09:50 PM
A: Swiss.

Q: Best breed of dog?

A: Duh, Yellow Lab!

Q: Is there a best breed of cat?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 09:51 PM
A: Duh, Yellow Lab!

Q: Is there a best breed of cat?

A: Rag Dolls.

Q: Name your favorite underwear brand.

BadCat
07-28-2010, 09:56 PM
A: Rag Dolls.

Q: Name your favorite underwear brand.

For you...Victorias Secret.

For me. Jockey.

patriot45
07-28-2010, 09:58 PM
A: Rag Dolls.

Q: Name your favorite underwear brand.

A: Bealls black silk boxers!

Q: Favorite shellfish?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 10:00 PM
For you...Victorias Secret.

For me. Jockey.

I will admit to some VS items although Agent Provocateur is also represented in my wardrobe.

You need to ask a question.

BadCat
07-28-2010, 10:02 PM
I will admit to some VS items although Agent Provocateur is also represented in my wardrobe.

You need to ask a question.

Oh, sorry.

Are you watching "Pillars of the Earth"?

malloc
07-28-2010, 10:04 PM
Oh, sorry.

Are you watching "Pillars of the Earth"?

A: Yes, I like it so far.

Q: Isn't someone supposedly making a movie out of "A Song of Ice and Fire"?

Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 10:10 PM
A: Yes, I like it so far.

Q: Isn't someone supposedly making a movie out of "A Song of Ice and Fire"?

A: I don't know but oddly enough, I'm reading 'Sarum' right now which fits the 'Pillars of Earth' theme.

Q: Favorite sandwich (non-sexual)?

malloc
07-28-2010, 10:12 PM
A: I don't know but oddly enough, I'm reading 'Sarum' right now which fits the 'Pillars of Earth' theme.

Q: Favorite sandwich (non-sexual)?

A: I was going to say Eliza Dushku/Ali Larter, but I won't say that now and I'll go with roast beef deli-style.

Q: Who is your favorite author? (non-sexual (..figure that one out..))

BadCat
07-28-2010, 10:13 PM
A: I don't know but oddly enough, I'm reading 'Sarum' right now which fits the 'Pillars of Earth' theme.

Q: Favorite sandwich (non-sexual)?

Monte Cristo.

Will the Dow hit 8000 or lower by the end of the year?

Hawkgirl
07-28-2010, 10:30 PM
I hope not!


How many sexual partners do you admit to?

PoliCon
07-28-2010, 10:31 PM
I hope not!


How many sexual partners do you admit to?
A: over 100.

Q: What's the weirdest place you've ever "done it?"

CueSi
07-28-2010, 11:33 PM
Girl - - Joe Robbie Stadium. :) Guy - - utility closet in a classroom building.

Worst job you've ever held?

~QC

Rockntractor
07-29-2010, 12:36 AM
A: over 100.

Q: What's the weirdest place you've ever "done it?"

For you that would probably be with a girl!:rolleyes:

PoliCon
07-29-2010, 01:09 PM
Girl - - Joe Robbie Stadium. :) Guy - - utility closet in a classroom building.

Worst job you've ever held?

~QC

A: Short order cook.

Q: is there anyone more annoying that Rockntractor? :rolleyes:

Zathras
07-29-2010, 02:20 PM
A: Short order cook.

Q: is there anyone more annoying that Rockntractor? :rolleyes:

A: Yes, a tie between DUmbass 128, Stupidicus, RockerAxleWolf and the Russian Shoe troll.

Q: Favorite video game?

PoliCon
07-29-2010, 02:21 PM
A: Yes, It's a tie between DUmbass 128, Stupidicus, RockerAxleWolf and the Russian Shoe troll.

Q: Favorite video game?

A: Galactic Civ II

Q: What's your favorite funny website?

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 04:43 PM
A: Texts From Last Night

Q: Favorite getting drunk/bar song?

(I changed the title to this thread since people were still interested in playing with it.)

PoliCon
07-29-2010, 05:10 PM
A: Texts From Last Night

Q: Favorite getting drunk/bar song?

(I changed the title to this thread since people were still interested in playing with it.)

A: It's a tie between this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAsraTQxmMg

and this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-_rf2jVxxY

Q: Who is your favorite fictional hero?

Articulate_Ape
07-29-2010, 05:23 PM
Q: Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A: John Kerry

Q: Would you rather be shot from a trebuchet into a live volcano or try to pull out a wild grizzly bear's teeth using a Leatherman tool while wearing a jumpsuit made out of raw salmon?

Zathras
07-29-2010, 05:26 PM
Q: Would you rather be shot from a trebuchet into a live volcano or try to pull out a wild grizzly bear's teeth using a Leatherman tool while wearing a jumpsuit made out of raw salmon?

A: Trebuchet, they might miss the volcano.

Q: Red vs. Blue (the Rooster Teeth machinima)...who do you support?

BadCat
07-29-2010, 06:17 PM
A: Trebuchet, they might miss the volcano.

Q: Red vs. Blue (the Rooster Teeth machinima)...who do you support?

Huh?

Zathras
07-29-2010, 06:39 PM
Huh?

Red vs. Blue is a weekly series using the Halo 3 game engine made by Rooster Teeth Productions. It's currently in it's 8th season and can be seen at http://redvsblue.com .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9wtbzGjCI

djones520
07-29-2010, 06:49 PM
A: Trebuchet, they might miss the volcano.

Q: Red vs. Blue (the Rooster Teeth machinima)...who do you support?

A: Red

Q: Whats your least favorite meal, breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 07:44 PM
A: Red

Q: Whats your least favorite meal, breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

A: cereal or oatmeal (quadruped foods)

Q: Have you ever been accidentally naked?

Articulate_Ape
07-29-2010, 07:50 PM
A: cereal or oatmeal (quadruped foods)

Q: Have you ever been accidentally naked?

A: Yes, it i was a rather tragic incident involving Jell-O, a bayonet, and a clown costume.

Q: What is your favorite variety of cheese?

djones520
07-29-2010, 07:51 PM
A: cereal or oatmeal (quadruped foods)

Q: Have you ever been accidentally naked?

A: Yes

Q: Whats the farthest North you've ever been.

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 07:57 PM
A: Yes

Q: Whats the farthest North you've ever been.

Answering both:

A. Swiss A2: Sarek National Park, Sweden.

Q: Have you had Lasik?

Articulate_Ape
07-29-2010, 08:01 PM
Answering both:

A. Swiss A2: Sarek National Park, Sweden.

Q: Have you had Lasik?


A: No, I am waiting for the penis version.

Q: Have you ever knocked another person out (sans drugs)?

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 08:12 PM
A: No, I am waiting for the penis version.

Q: Have you ever knocked another person out (sans drugs)?

A: Yes, by extension. When I was barrel racing, I once knocked a friend into a fence when we both had terribly bad timing. Quarter horses can't stop on a dime - only on a quarter. She was fine. Eventually.

Q: What was your most exotic pet?

Constitutionally Speaking
07-29-2010, 10:10 PM
A: John Kerry



Now that there is funny. I don't care who you are. :D

Constitutionally Speaking
07-29-2010, 10:11 PM
A: Yes, by extension. When I was barrel racing, I once knocked a friend into a fence when we both had terribly bad timing. Quarter horses can't stop on a dime - only on a quarter. She was fine. Eventually.

Q: What was your most exotic pet?

A: A rat

Q: How many states have you been in?

djones520
07-29-2010, 10:13 PM
A: A rat

Q: How many states have you been in?

A: 40ish

Q: If you couldn't be American, what would you want to be?

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 10:31 PM
A: 40ish

Q: If you couldn't be American, what would you want to be?

A: Swiss.

Q: What's your worst scar? (Physical.)

djones520
07-29-2010, 10:33 PM
A: Swiss.

Q: What's your worst scar? (Physical.)

A: Left elbow, big fat scar about 3/4 an inch wide and an inch long. The wound was gouged out down to the bone. It wasn't cut open, it was literally gouged out. Missing tissue and everything.

Q: Have you been vaccinated for Small Pox?

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 10:53 PM
A: Left elbow, big fat scar about 3/4 an inch wide and an inch long. The wound was gouged out down to the bone. It wasn't cut open, it was literally gouged out. Missing tissue and everything.

Q: Have you been vaccinated for Small Pox?

A: Yes! As a chemist working in bio labs I have had the full treatment including rabies (ick). While organic chemisty is not my game now, I've had more vaccinations than most people.

Q: What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Constitutionally Speaking
07-29-2010, 10:55 PM
A: Left elbow, big fat scar about 3/4 an inch wide and an inch long. The wound was gouged out down to the bone. It wasn't cut open, it was literally gouged out. Missing tissue and everything.

Q: Have you been vaccinated for Small Pox?

A: Yes


Q: what is your favorite pastime?

djones520
07-29-2010, 10:58 PM
A: Yes! As a chemist working in bio labs I have had the full treatment including rabies (ick). While organic chemisty is not my game now, I've had more vaccinations than most people.

Q: What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Aside: I bet you loved that one. Glad I don't need to get it again.

A: Super Smashed. I started the night off with 4 shots of rum, followed by slamming half a 5th of Vodka. I weighed 140lbs wet, and had an empty stomach. I went through all the stages of the drunk. Violent, Happy, Horny, Sad, you name it, I hit it. Thankfully my memory blacked out roughly halfway through the night. 7 years later I still cringe when I think about what my friends told me about what happened that night. "I want to hump you like a horny fucking rhino" is a phrase that will forever live in infamy. Oh... it also doesn't work. ;)

Q: If you could go to the moon would you?

PoliCon
07-29-2010, 10:59 PM
A: Yes! As a chemist working in bio labs I have had the full treatment including rabies (ick). While organic chemisty is not my game now, I've had more vaccinations than most people.

Q: What's the drunkest you've ever been?

A: drunk enough to lose my virginity and not remember it. Drunk enough to puke up a lung and swear to never do it again.


A: Yes


Q: what is your favorite pastime?

A: Tormenting people on the internet :cool:


Q: If you could, would you? Elaborate. :)

Gingersnap
07-29-2010, 11:08 PM
A: drunk enough to lose my virginity and not remember it. Drunk enough to puke up a lung and swear to never do it again.



A: Tormenting people on the internet :cool:


Q: If you could, would you? Elaborate. :)

A: I've thought about this a lot and "No". It's not sexual, it's interpersonal.

Q: Your favorite car?

Rockntractor
07-29-2010, 11:25 PM
A: I've thought about this a lot and "No". It's not sexual, it's interpersonal.

Q: Your favorite car?
a: One that is running!

Q: your favorite pig?

NJCardFan
07-30-2010, 12:32 AM
a: One that is running!

Q: your favorite pig?

A: Porky.

Q: Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Articulate_Ape
07-30-2010, 01:07 AM
A: Porky.

Q: Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

A: Yes, and she was wearing Prada.

Q: Ever tried to fit two corpses into one 55 gallon drum?

Rockntractor
07-30-2010, 01:08 AM
A: Yes, and she was wearing Prada.

Q: Ever tried to fit two corpses into one 55 gallon drum?

Fresh?

Articulate_Ape
07-30-2010, 01:14 AM
Fresh?

Yes. One of them is still breathing a little.

CueSi
07-30-2010, 01:32 AM
Yes. One of them is still breathing a little.

Then you shouldn't put them in the barrel... You need to be beheading, defleshing and shattering the skull. Disarticulate and remove hands and feet. Double check if the victims have any artificial parts, because those can aid in ID.

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts?

~QC

Gingersnap
07-30-2010, 09:44 AM
Then you shouldn't put them in the barrel... You need to be beheading, defleshing and shattering the skull. Disarticulate and remove hands and feet. Double check if the victims have any artificial parts, because those can aid in ID.

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts?

~QC

A: Dunkin' all the way, baby!

Q: Have you ever walked out of a movie? Which one?

CueSi
07-30-2010, 10:27 AM
A: Dunkin' all the way, baby!

Q: Have you ever walked out of a movie? Which one?


Never figured you to like bad food. :p

~QC

Gingersnap
07-30-2010, 10:49 AM
Never figured you to like bad food. :p

~QC

I eat donuts maybe twice a year but I like the ones at Dunkin' Donuts. I've had the other ones and couldn't figure out the hype. They weren't bad or anything but they weren't spectacular either. Dunkin' also has excellent coffee. :D

NJCardFan
07-30-2010, 12:03 PM
A: Dunkin' all the way, baby!

Q: Have you ever walked out of a movie? Which one?

A: Never walked out of any but I've fallen asleep before.

Q: Olive Garden or Romano's Macaroni Grill?

Speedy
07-30-2010, 12:07 PM
Q: Have you ever been arrested?

A: You're kidding, right?

Q: How do you calculate how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

PoliCon
07-30-2010, 12:07 PM
A: Never walked out of any but I've fallen asleep before.

Q: Olive Garden or Romano's Macaroni Grill?

A: Neither. Bravo! Cucina Italiana. http://www.bravoitalian.com/


Q: What would your reaction be if you got to meet Rush Limbaugh?

patriot45
07-30-2010, 12:10 PM
A: You're kidding, right?

Q: How do you calculate how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

Q: Steak, rare or well done?

NJCardFan
07-30-2010, 12:22 PM
A: Neither. Bravo! Cucina Italiana. http://www.bravoitalian.com/


Q: What would your reaction be if you got to meet Rush Limbaugh?

A: My sister actually did and got me a memento from his birthday party in At The Breakers. But I'd shake his hand and chat a bit if he had the time. I'm not one to go all gaga over meeting stars. Hell, I've talked football with Jon Bon Jovi like we were old friends.

Q: Out of all the fast food joints, who has the best burger?

And for the record, if they were up here, Krispy Creme. I like Dunkin' but KK's cream donuts have crack in them.

Speedy
07-30-2010, 12:29 PM
Q: Have you ever been accidentally naked?

I played defensive back in high school. I am trying to run stride for stride on a sideline route against a guy who was slowy pulling away from me. The QB threw the ball over me trying to drop it into the reciever's hands.

I jumped as high as I could, stretching my arm as far as possible and my fingers barely brushed against the ball, affecting the trajectory of the ball just enough to push it past the reciever's hands. I landed flat on my back and skidded for a few feet.

I jumped up and pumped my fist in the air a few times for having broken up a sure touchdown catch. This had taken place in front of our opponent's bench so I mocked them a bit before running back to the defensive huddle. I heard them laughing as I trotted away but I felt it was avarice and envy at my spectacular level of play.

As I got to the huddle, my backup runs up to me and tells me to get off the field. I ask why and he reaches around and slaps me on my bare ass! My pants had ripped from one hip to the other and halfway down my thighs. The looked like long johns with the flap on the back unbuttoned. I never wore underwear under my uniform, just a jock strap. I was running around on the football field with 3500 people in the stands looking at my bare ass.

So yes, I have been somewhat naked in public accidently.

Odysseus
07-31-2010, 09:21 PM
Q: Out of all the fast food joints, who has the best burger?

A: Carl's Junior.

Q: If Helen Keller were alone in a forest and fell down, would she make a sound?

Kay
07-31-2010, 09:55 PM
A: Yes, her fall would produce sound waves. Whether or not a working
receiver would be close enough to detect the sound waves or not is an unkown.

Q: If you are eating out at a restaurant, and find a hair in your food, do you:
a) declare the scene a biohazard leave without paying and vow to never return?
b) quietly ask the waiter to bring you another plate of fresh food sans hair?
c) cut the portion of food touching the hair off to the side and finish eating the rest?

Rockntractor
07-31-2010, 10:02 PM
A: Yes, her fall would produce sound waves. Whether or not a working
receiver would be close enough to detect the sound waves or not is an unkown.

Q: If you are eating out at a restaurant, and find a hair in your food, do you:
a) declare the scene a biohazard leave without paying and vow to never return?
b) quietly ask the waiter to bring you another plate of fresh food sans hair?
c) cut the portion of food touching the hair off to the side and finish eating the rest?

D) pull it out from between your teeth because the cook is kind of hot and finish eating!:D

Articulate_Ape
07-31-2010, 11:07 PM
D) pull it out from between your teeth because the cook is kind of hot and finish eating!:D

You are supposed to ask a question Captain Trichinosis. :rolleyes:

Articulate_Ape
07-31-2010, 11:10 PM
A: Carl's Junior.

Q: If Helen Keller were alone in a forest and fell down, would she make a sound?

A: Only if she was able to remove the duct tape.

Q: Would you rather drink battery acid or Red Bull?

PoliCon
07-31-2010, 11:11 PM
A: Only if she was able to remove the duct tape.

Q: Would you rather drink battery acid or Red Bull?

A: There's a difference?? :confused:

Q: Which way did he go?

Articulate_Ape
07-31-2010, 11:16 PM
A: There's a difference?? :confused:

Q: Which way did he go?


A: That-a-way.


Q: Cake or death?

PoliCon
07-31-2010, 11:19 PM
A: That-a-way.


Q: Cake or death?

A: Cake please. :cool: Eddie is one of my favorite comics.

Q: what sound does a Prius make when it passes you?

Articulate_Ape
07-31-2010, 11:26 PM
A: Cake please. :cool: Eddie is one of my favorite comics.

Q: what sound does a Prius make when it passes you?


A: A screaming sound from children as it runs over them because they didn't hear it coming.

Q: Would you rather be shot in the knee cap or have your arm hacked off with a dull machete?

Odysseus
08-01-2010, 02:59 PM
Q: Would you rather be shot in the knee cap or have your arm hacked off with a dull machete?

A: Kneecap, although either is preferable to being forced to watch The View.

Q: Who put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

PoliCon
08-01-2010, 03:45 PM
A: Kneecap, although either is preferable to being forced to watch The View.

Q: Who put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

A: someone's bomping a ram with their ding dong?? That would have be Satanicus. :D


Q: Which Harry Potter Character would you want to be?

Articulate_Ape
08-01-2010, 04:00 PM
A: someone's bomping a ram with their ding dong?? That would have be Satanicus. :D


Q: Which Harry Potter Character would you want to be?



A: Whichever one dies first.

Q: Pudding or ice cream?

Odysseus
08-01-2010, 07:06 PM
Q: Pudding or ice cream?

A: Ice cream. With lots of toppings.

Q: Which super power would you want?

JB
08-01-2010, 07:24 PM
Q: Which Harry Potter Character would you want to be?A: Dude, are you serious?

Q: Dude, are you serious?

patriot45 just felt a disturbance in the force.

PoliCon
08-01-2010, 07:35 PM
A: Dude, are you serious?

Q: Dude, are you serious?

patriot45 just felt a disturbance in the force.

A: No - I'm policon. This is serious:

http://memegenerator.net/serious-cat/File/10362/serious-cat.jpg


A: Ice cream. With lots of toppings.

Q: Which super power would you want?

A: Telekinesis.

Q: which way did he go?

m00
08-01-2010, 07:48 PM
A: No - I'm policon. This is serious:

http://memegenerator.net/serious-cat/File/10362/serious-cat.jpg



A: Telekinesis.

Q: which way did he go?

A: Albuquerque

Q: How low can you go?

PoliCon
08-01-2010, 08:23 PM
A: Albuquerque

Q: How low can you go?

A: is that a short joke??? :mad:





Q: Why?

Articulate_Ape
08-01-2010, 10:02 PM
A: is that a short joke??? :mad:





Q: Why?

A: M00 lost a contact lens.

Q: How many squid can you juggle while on fire?

Rockntractor
08-01-2010, 10:06 PM
A: M00 lost a contact lens.

Q: How many squid can you juggle while on fire?

Raw, frozen, cooked or a combination thereof?

Articulate_Ape
08-01-2010, 10:09 PM
Raw, frozen, cooked or a combination thereof?

You aren't very good at this are you?

Rockntractor
08-01-2010, 10:10 PM
You aren't very good at this are you?

I must have details!:cool:

PoliCon
08-01-2010, 10:13 PM
You aren't very good at this are you?

A: No he's not.


Q: If she tells you where it's kept - will you eat it?

Odysseus
08-02-2010, 09:15 AM
Q: which way did he go?

A: He went thataway!

Q: What is the worst movie sequel ever made?

djones520
08-02-2010, 09:31 AM
A: He went thataway!

Q: What is the worst movie sequel ever made?

A: Mortal Combat: Annihilation

Q: Did you ever have an accident in your parents car, and lied about it?

Odysseus
08-02-2010, 06:17 PM
Q: Did you ever have an accident in your parents car, and lied about it?

A: Had an accident, yes. Lied, no.

Q: Who is John Galt?