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Gingersnap
07-28-2010, 11:36 AM
Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight
Published : Friday, 23 Jul 2010, 3:05 PM CDT

MYFOXDFW.COM

DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.

The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.

According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox.

A fight ensued in which Mattox repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, she said, "Are you ready to die?"

The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated.

Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention.

It was not immediately clear if police arrested the Mattox.

There is so much wrong with this story starting with the copy editor. :D

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Apache
07-28-2010, 02:11 PM
I hate those vending machines... I drop quarter after quarter in them, and get nothing but shrieks :eek:



:D

ralph wiggum
07-28-2010, 02:17 PM
There is so much wrong with this story starting with the copy editor. :D

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"The Mattox".....ROFL! :p