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patriot45
08-04-2010, 08:06 PM
This chart should be with you all the time if you are not sure of the rules! :D

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/september/where-should-you-pee-flowchart1.jpg

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 08:10 PM
Wow! They should include this in the orientation packs for college!

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 08:15 PM
Where's the sink option?

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 08:22 PM
Where's the sink option?

Ewwww! :mad:

djones520
08-04-2010, 08:25 PM
Ewwww! :mad:

Hey, sometimes when thats all you got...

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 08:25 PM
Ewwww! :mad:

What, you are put off because you can't control trajectory?

Lager
08-04-2010, 08:30 PM
Where's the sink option?

I think the sink is considered acceptable as long as you move the dishes.

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 08:30 PM
I think the sink is considered acceptable as long as you move the dishes.

Wait. What?

djones520
08-04-2010, 08:32 PM
I think the sink is considered acceptable as long as you move the dishes.

Don't you know urine kills bacteria and stuff? Save you some soap bud.

Lager
08-04-2010, 08:35 PM
Don't you know urine kills bacteria and stuff? Save you some soap bud.

I'lll tell that to my wife, but somehow I don't think it's going to sway her.

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 08:36 PM
Don't you know urine kills bacteria and stuff? Save you some soap bud.

Whew! I was gonna suggest the dishwasher next, but I thought that might seem as weird as the neighbor's mailbox. I feel better about me now. :)

NJCardFan
08-04-2010, 09:04 PM
Where's the sink option?

Let me tell you something, back in my heavy drinking days, I pissed in many a sink. If the bathrooms were so jacked that my options are pissing myself or pissing in the sink, I pissed in the sink. Also, when I was a bread man, pissing in empty soda bottles was not unheard of. Hell, in that job you had to come up with very creative ways to use the facilities.

Troll
08-04-2010, 09:23 PM
Don't you know urine kills bacteria and stuff? Save you some soap bud.

Water too.

malloc
08-04-2010, 09:24 PM
I'm surprised a drunk->dryer option wasn't given. I suppose the drunk->Anywhere You Want would cover it though.

Back in my younger days at the bachelor pad we had regular parties that could turn into real benders. I came in from the "party porch" to find one of my roommates, who was previously blacked-out drunk on the kitchen floor, pissing in the dryer. The conversation went something like this.


Me: "Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
Him: (Angry) "What man? I'm taking a piss, what does it look like."
Me: "You're pissing in the dryer!"
Him: (Matter of factly) "No I'm not."
Me: "Look in front of you. What is that!"
Him: "A dryer."
Me: "So you are pissing in the dryer!"
Him: "No I'm not, but don't worry, it still turns on." <Proceeds to zip up, start the dryer, and wander off to pass out again>

We made him buy a new (used) dryer, but I wish I had a video of that.

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 10:06 PM
You people are all insane.

djones520
08-04-2010, 10:08 PM
You people are all insane.

No... you've just never been a single man.

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 10:14 PM
You people are all insane.

I'll bet you Mr. Snaps has peed in one of your sinks. If he says he hasn't, he is lying and you should re-evaluate your entire relationship. Seriously.

I bet even Poli has peed in a sink, and it involved free climbing. Sink pee: serious business.

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 10:27 PM
I'll bet you Mr. Snaps has peed in one of your sinks. If he says he hasn't, he is lying and you should re-evaluate your entire relationship. Seriously.

I bet even Poli has peed in a sink, and it involved free climbing. Sink pee: serious business.

Why would he ever need to? You think I'd actually live with a malfunctioning toilet for more than 8 hours? Besides, it's not as if we've only got one. :eek:

Rockntractor
08-04-2010, 10:31 PM
Why would he ever need to? You think I'd actually live with a malfunctioning toilet for more than 8 hours? Besides, it's not we've only got one. :eek:

Maybe not malfunctioning but tropical fish embedded in the seat would make me want to pee all over it!:D

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 10:32 PM
Why would he ever need to? You think I'd actually live with a malfunctioning toilet for more than 8 hours? Besides, it's not we've only got one. :eek:

Whatever you say, hon. It would involve waterboarding, but I would bet you a C note your man has peed in one of your sinks. I'm just sayin'.

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 10:36 PM
I should delete this entire thread due to repulsion. Honestly, I sometimes wonder why all women aren't lesbians.

*shakes head*

Bubba Dawg
08-04-2010, 10:37 PM
Maybe not malfunctioning but tropical fish embedded in the seat would make me want to pee all over it!:D

Nice....

Aand peeing in the sink in so normal. Chicks don't understand......:cool:

NJCardFan
08-04-2010, 10:46 PM
Why would he ever need to? You think I'd actually live with a malfunctioning toilet for more than 8 hours? Besides, it's not as if we've only got one. :eek:

I lived without a toilet for a week this year but thankfully I could go out behind my shed and pee in the woods. My wife on the other hand wasn't so lucky. It was bucket city. As for peeing in the sink, there were times when I would go to football games and had to go. Once I got there, every urinal and every stall not only was occupied but each was about 5 or so deep. So, in the grand scheme of things, it's sink over pissing myself.

malloc
08-04-2010, 11:09 PM
So, in the grand scheme of things, it's sink over pissing myself.

When given this choice pissing in the sink is clearly the choice with the lower "ewww" factor.

I've owned this house for a little over two years now and have yet to piss in a single sink. I suppose since there's 5 of us with 3 bathrooms, I haven't ever run into the need. But now that I think about it. BRB......:p

Articulate_Ape
08-04-2010, 11:22 PM
I should delete this entire thread due to repulsion. Honestly, I sometimes wonder why all women aren't lesbians.


Wait a sec, are you saying they aren't? WTF?


BTW, Ginger, this (http://waterboarding.org/how-to) might come in handy in narrowing it down to his favorite sink. Get back to me.

Gingersnap
08-04-2010, 11:32 PM
Wait a sec, are you saying they aren't? WTF?


BTW, Ginger, this (http://waterboarding.org/how-to) might come in handy in narrowing it down to his favorite sink. Get back to me.

I don't need that. I have a black light.

Not to mention the green light I control in the bedroom. :p

djones520
08-04-2010, 11:34 PM
Whatever you say, hon. It would involve waterboarding, but I would bet you a C note your man has peed in one of your sinks. I'm just sayin'.

I wouldn't take that bet. I've never peed in any of my own sinks. Just other peoples.

MountainMan
08-04-2010, 11:36 PM
I pee in my yard at night mostly when I have been working on the vehicles and I am too dirty/tired/lazy to go in the house to wash the hands to pee just to wash the hands again.

Hell, Ive even pee'd in my neighbors yard once when I was walking the dog.:D

MountainMan
08-04-2010, 11:41 PM
And so Ginger can try peeing in the sink, here you go: GoGirl (http://www.go-girl.com/?gclid=CJuNuv60oaMCFQT5iAodmBPx5A)

And yes, I believe Mr. Snaps has probably pee'd in the sink.

Rockntractor
08-04-2010, 11:52 PM
And so Ginger can try peeing in the sink, here you go: GoGirl (http://www.go-girl.com/?gclid=CJuNuv60oaMCFQT5iAodmBPx5A)

And yes, I believe Mr. Snaps has probably pee'd in the sink.
Satanica would love one of these, he could stand to pee then. He would really like it if it came with fake balls.

RobJohnson
08-05-2010, 12:07 AM
Ginger I would think twice before touching that sink handle at work. :D

Gingersnap
08-05-2010, 12:15 AM
Ginger I would think twice before touching that sink handle at work. :D

What makes you think I ever do? :D

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 12:17 AM
Does peeing in the utility sink in the basement count?

Rockntractor
08-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Does peeing in the utility sink in the basement count?
What the hell, do you aim at it from the top of the stairs?:confused:

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 12:32 AM
What the hell, do you aim at it from the top of the stairs?:confused:

Nah. I stand on the floor. :p

Rockntractor
08-05-2010, 12:46 AM
Nah. I stand on the floor. :p

Awe the golden arch!

RobJohnson
08-05-2010, 12:49 AM
You guys are sick. :p:D

noonwitch
08-05-2010, 08:43 AM
I think the sink is considered acceptable as long as you move the dishes.



This is the kind of stuff that turns women gay.

Apache
08-05-2010, 11:01 AM
Nah. I stand on the floor. :p

THaat's not the sink Poli, that's the sump...;)

Articulate_Ape
08-05-2010, 12:10 PM
See, Ginger? I told you when I got here that I was going to bring a whole new level of class to the CU. I'm good that way. :)

Nubs
08-05-2010, 01:03 PM
If needed, I prefer the sump pit in the corner of the basement.

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 03:28 PM
THaat's not the sink Poli, that's the sump...;)

stupid squirrel - We don't have sumps in civilized country. :rolleyes:

Apache
08-05-2010, 03:33 PM
stupid squirrel - We don't have sumps in civilize country. :rolleyes:

Nor do you have complete words...:p

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 04:41 PM
Nor do you have complete words...:p

You know. . . . there is another use for you . . .

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/451eaa4c-eca6-47e7-af6c-7c3adb6433da.jpg

Apache
08-05-2010, 04:51 PM
You know. . . . there is another use for you . . .

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/451eaa4c-eca6-47e7-af6c-7c3adb6433da.jpg

Target practice, anyone?


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kow94tSUOg1qzedoto1_400.jpg



:p

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 04:56 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/977159315_f9c1780944.jpg

Sure thing. :cool:

malloc
08-05-2010, 04:58 PM
*http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/977159315_f9c1780944.jpg

Sure thing. :cool:

*Actual Size

Apache
08-05-2010, 05:31 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/17500/Killer-Squirrel--17593.jpg

You might want to rethink that...

PoliCon
08-05-2010, 07:47 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/17500/Killer-Squirrel--17593.jpg

You might want to rethink that...

Let me think . . .



http://www.backwoodsbound.com
Bacon Wrapped Squirrel
Sent in by Timothy S. Barry.


~ squirrel legs, front or rear, amount depends upon how hungry you are
~ beer
~ garlic powder
~ pepper
~ salt
~ minced onion
~ hickory smoked bacon

Soak the legs in beer for 2 – 3 hours. Remove and drain.

Sprinkle to taste with garlic powder, pepper, salt and the minced onion.

Wrap each leg with bacon. Secure with toothpicks if necessary.

Place on hot grill. Cook over medium heat until cooked through.

Serve with your favorite sides.

Enjoy.
Cajun Squirrel
Thanks to Connie Dupont for sending in this recipe.


~ squirrels,cut into serving pieces, amount depends upon how many you can eat
~ olive oil
~ 1 large onion
~ 1 large green bell pepper
~ 2 cloves garlic
~ Cajun spice (Tony Chachere's recommended)
~ 2 tbsp Tabasco sauce
~ 4 tbsp ketchup
~ 1 tbsp Gumbo File seasoning
~ cooked rice

In a deep pot or dutch oven, heat some olive oil.

Season the squirrel on all sides with the Cajun seasoning. Add to the hot oil and turn to brown on all sides. Continue to cook until done.

Place the onion, bell pepper and garlic in a blender. Cover with water and chop. Add to the pot when squirrel is done.

Sprinkle the added vegetables with Cajun seasoning.

Add the Tabasco sauce, ketchup and the Gumbo File. Stir to mix well.

Serve over the cooked rice.

Enjoy.
Hot & Spicy Squirrel Stew
Sent in by Simon.


~ 4 squirrel, cleaned and quartered
~ salt and pepper
~ 1 medium onion, finely chopped
~ 1 small green bell pepper, finely chopped
~ 1 small red bell pepper, finely chopped
~ 2 red chili peppers, finely chopped
~ 2 jalepeno peppers, finely chopped
~ 1 habanero pepper, finely chopped, optional
~ 1 stalk celery, finely chopped
~ 2 cups crushed tomatoes
~ 1 beer
~ a good squeeze of your favorite bbq sauce
~ squeeze lemon
~ 3 shakes Worcestershire sauce
~ Tabasco sauce to taste
~ hot sauce to taste
~ cooked rice

Seasoning:
~ 6 parts paprika
~ 1 part each of: garlic powder, cayenne pepper, white pepper, black pepper, oregano, celery salt, and thyme

Salt and pepper the squirrel pieces liberally. Brown on all sides in a large skillet with oil. Remove and set aside.

Sauté the onion, peppers and celery in the skillet until soft. Add more oil if needed.

Sprinkle the veggies with 2 tbsp of the seasoning and cook another 30 seconds. Splash in half of the beer and stir together.

Transfer the veggie mixture to a large pot. Add the squirrel, tomatoes, bbq sauce, lemon, Worcester sauce, Tabasco, hot sauce, and rest of the beer. Add more beer or water if needed to make the consistency of stew.

Simmer over medium-low heat for 45 – 60 minutes.

Serve over cooked rice.

Enjoy. I'm thinking TASTY!:D

malloc
08-05-2010, 07:49 PM
Never had squirrel, but if you wrap it bacon I'd eat it.

Articulate_Ape
08-05-2010, 07:59 PM
Never had squirrel, but if you wrap it bacon I'd eat it.

Squirrel is good. It tastes like something between raccoon and rabbit, but the fur is a lot harder to get out of your teeth.

MountainMan
08-06-2010, 12:15 AM
Eating squirrels and pissing in the sink....yep, this thread is now certified as having 100% testosterone. :D

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 12:17 AM
Eating squirrels and pissing in the sink....yep, this thread is now certified as having 100% testosterone. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 09:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

Best squirrel clip ever! Why didn't I grow any pumpkins this year? :mad:

noonwitch
08-06-2010, 01:32 PM
Squirrels are rats with bushy tails. They are not meant for human consumption, I don't care how much bacon you wrap the rat in, it's still a rat. They serve muskrat in a restaurant in Wyandotte. I won't eat it.

Apache
08-06-2010, 05:28 PM
Squirrel is good. It tastes like something between raccoon and rabbit, but the fur is a lot harder to get out of your teeth.

http://i.current.com/images/asset/888/807/44/Utcqq2.jpg

PoliCon
08-06-2010, 05:36 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-cajun-style-squirrel.jpg

Apache
08-06-2010, 05:43 PM
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r418/Ankriston/funny-pictures-squirrel-has-an-army.jpg

PoliCon
08-06-2010, 05:55 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XJ1P7bgBgEQqNM:http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/mcg0125/HuckabeeFriedSquirrel.jpg&t=1

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:00 PM
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/misslola222/x%20Myspace%20comments/funny-pictures-evil-black-squirrel.jpg

PoliCon
08-06-2010, 07:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddoOuVcQ1A8

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

I wonder if they observed the squirrel long enough to see it "sober up". If not, I would submit that rabies displays with similar behavior. I'm just sayin'.

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddoOuVcQ1A8

Who told YOU :mad:

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:12 PM
I wonder if they observed the squirrel long enough to see it "sober up". If not, I would submit that rabies displays with similar behavior. I'm just sayin'.

Kiss him and find out...:p

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 07:13 PM
I wonder if they observed the squirrel long enough to see it "sober up". If not, I would submit that rabies displays with similar behavior. I'm just sayin'.
It isn't as common with squirrels as with predators but it is very possible.

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddoOuVcQ1A8

Chipmunk.

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:15 PM
Chipmunk.

Thought so too... but the tail is wrong.:eek:

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:17 PM
Thought so too... but the tail is wrong.:eek:

Not really.

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:22 PM
Not really.

Chipmunks have stubs from what I've seen. The markings are what threw me too...

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:24 PM
Chipmunks have stubs from what I've seen. The markings are what threw me too...


http://img1.loadtr.com/b-471259-Chipmunk.jpg

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:30 PM
http://img1.loadtr.com/b-471259-Chipmunk.jpg

Well I'll be :o

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:34 PM
Well I'll be :o

I suspect that there are others varieties that might be tailless, esp. out west where tails might be a liability.

Apache
08-06-2010, 07:43 PM
I suspect that there are others varieties that might be tailless, esp. out west where tails might be a liability.Yup! Cuz that's where I've seen them...

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:44 PM
Yup! Cuz that's where I've seen them...

See? Isn't amazing how right I am all the time? I amaze me. :D

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 07:50 PM
So basically, that kind of gum gives you gas? Are they marketing to 11 year old boys? :confused:

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 07:51 PM
So basically, that kind of gum gives you gas? Are they marketing to 11 year old boys? :confused:

If it doesn't, I'm gonna be pissed. That's why I bought it. :mad:

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 07:52 PM
If it doesn't, I'm gonna be pissed. That's why I bought it. :mad:

I have no doubt about that.

Articulate_Ape
08-06-2010, 08:02 PM
I have no doubt about that.


I am like the Gracie Allen to your George Burns. :p

Apache
08-06-2010, 08:08 PM
So basically, that kind of gum gives you gas? Are they marketing to 11 year old boys? :confused:

And men that pee in sinks....:D

Apache
08-06-2010, 08:10 PM
I am like the Gracie Allen to your George Burns. :p

Pssst.....Shave your back :eek:

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 08:39 PM
I am like the Gracie Allen to your George Burns. :p

That's so true I winced.

PoliCon
08-06-2010, 10:44 PM
http://img1.loadtr.com/b-471259-Chipmunk.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipmunk
Chipmunks are small striped squirrels native to North America and Asia.

You were saying? :p

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 10:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipmunk

You were saying? :p

End of argument, you would certainly know squirrels!

PoliCon
08-06-2010, 11:02 PM
End of argument, you would certainly know squirrels!

I know how tasty they are :)