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Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 08:32 PM
10 Things Men Shouldn’t Be Insecure About

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: guys
10:00AM, Wednesday August 4th 2010

Yesterday, I told you all the things ladies worry about when it comes to their bodies. But I know women aren’t the only ones who struggle with their looks. ModernMan.com tried to break down what women actually think is nasty, and I’m not going to argue with busted toe nails and nose hair. But there are a few manly things that have gotten a bad rap. So, stop sweating it, dudes. We are here to set the record straight on what we women really think about the way you men look.

1.It Takes Gut: Ladies have permanent baby fat, pudge for when we’re pregnant that we can’t do anything about. Every woman is insecure about it, so do you think we’re going to start pointing fingers at your gut? Oh hell no! Plus, we like it when you’re fatter than us. That way, we don’t have to worry that you think we’re too fat, which, as you may have noticed, made up about two-thirds of our list of insecurities.

2.The Bald And The Beautiful: Bald is sexy. But not if you ruin it by trying to hide it with a rug or a comb-over. Just embrace your Jean-Luc Picard—the ladies will love it!

3.Acne Scars: OK, I’m going to get a little personal here, but it’s for a good cause. When I see a guy with acne scars, I have to ask myself, “Do I want to bone him just for the scars or am I actually interested in the rest of him?” Yes. This is true. For me, the more scars, the better! Acutane is ruining my sex life.

4.Love Handles: First of all, they’re on your back, which we see, like, never. Second of all, you know all those crazy sex positions we like so much? What do you think I’m holding on to for balance? They’re called love handles for a reason, people.

More at the link. ;)

The Frisky (http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-10-things-men-shouldnt-be-insecure-about/?obref=obinsite)

Apache
08-06-2010, 08:41 PM
Just who in the hell is she calling a trust-fund baby....:mad:

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 08:44 PM
Oh, I thought you meant like inches.:confused:

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 08:48 PM
Oh, I thought you meant like inches.:confused:

Are you sure you aren't thinking metric? :p

Apache
08-06-2010, 08:50 PM
Oh, I thought you meant like inches.:confused:


Seriously, a man with a big d**k is like a trust fund kid—lazy, isn’t willing to work for it, rests on his laurels

Uh...NO. :mad:

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 08:53 PM
Are you sure you aren't thinking metric? :p

Meters would be stretching it, and that would hurt!:eek:

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 09:00 PM
Meters would be stretching it, and that would hurt!:eek:

Guys. :rolleyes:

Apache
08-06-2010, 09:02 PM
Guys. :rolleyes:

Oh HELL NO....:p
You started this....:D

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 09:04 PM
Oh HELL NO....:p
You started this....:D

We can think you're both hawt and lame simultaneously. It's part of that "multi-tasking" thing.

malloc
08-06-2010, 09:07 PM
1.It Takes Gut: Ladies have permanent baby fat, pudge for when we’re pregnant that we can’t do anything about. Every woman is insecure about it, so do you think we’re going to start pointing fingers at your gut? Oh hell no! Plus, we like it when you’re fatter than us. That way, we don’t have to worry that you think we’re too fat, which, as you may have noticed, made up about two-thirds of our list of insecurities.

If this is true, then why I do I see quite a few exclamation point couples, where the dude is rail thin, and the chick is on the fat side? That seems pretty common around these parts.

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 09:40 PM
If this is true, then why I do I see quite a few exclamation point couples, where the dude is rail thin, and the chick is on the fat side? That seems pretty common around these parts.

Because the guys are tweakers or alcoholics? :p

malloc
08-06-2010, 09:42 PM
Because the guys are tweakers or alcoholics? :p

Meth does seem to be pretty popular here, and supposedly meth makes you skinny or something.

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 09:47 PM
Meth does seem to be pretty popular here, and supposedly meth makes you skinny or something.

Staying up for three days and living off Pepsi alone will do that to you. :p

SarasotaRepub
08-06-2010, 09:59 PM
2.The Bald And The Beautiful: Bald is sexy. But not if you ruin it by trying to hide it with a rug or a comb-over. Just embrace your Jean-Luc Picard—the ladies will love it!



I think I'm heading this way...

But no comb-over, I'll take the Picard/Telly option.:D

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 10:17 PM
I think I'm heading this way...

But no comb-over, I'll take the Picard/Telly option.:D

Heading? I've seen your picture dude, we both arrived there awhile back.:D

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 10:27 PM
What is it with guys and hair? Just about every guy on the planet looks good with a short hair cut yet you keep resisting this simple solution. Mr. Snaps has all his hair but he's evidently still stuck in the Hippie days or something. He gets it cut maybe 3 times a year. He can get away with this because he works in higher ed where grooming oddities are overlooked.

MountainMan
08-06-2010, 10:54 PM
What is it with guys and hair? Just about every guy on the planet looks good with a short hair cut yet you keep resisting this simple solution. Mr. Snaps has all his hair but he's evidently still stuck in the Hippie days or something. He gets it cut maybe 3 times a year. He can get away with this because he works in higher ed where grooming oddities are overlooked.

He has a mullet, doesn't he? :D

Bubba Dawg
08-06-2010, 10:54 PM
Okay, I have a gut, love handles, am bald, have a goatee, and I sweat a lot, plus I have moobs, belly hair but no chest or back hair and have an........average.....um.....you know.......

Am I a 10? :)

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 11:01 PM
Okay, I have a gut, love handles, am bald, have a goatee, and I sweat a lot, plus I have moobs, belly hair but no chest or back hair and have an........average.....um.....you know.......

Am I a 10? :)

At least you don't have a mullet like that guy Ginger married!

Gingersnap
08-06-2010, 11:03 PM
He has a mullet, doesn't he? :D

No. He has curly hair so that wouldn't work. I'm sure he's thought about it, though.

Rockntractor
08-06-2010, 11:15 PM
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/huge20foreheaded20mullet.jpg?t=1281150934

PoliCon
08-07-2010, 01:32 AM
If this is true, then why I do I see quite a few exclamation point couples, where the dude is rail thin, and the chick is on the fat side? That seems pretty common around these parts.

I believe that they're called chubby chasers.

PoliCon
08-07-2010, 01:34 AM
Frankly I don't have anxiety about people not finding me attractive - my anxiety runs the other way. :(

RobJohnson
08-07-2010, 03:45 AM
We can think you're both hawt and lame simultaneously. It's part of that "multi-tasking" thing.


:D

RobJohnson
08-07-2010, 03:53 AM
Screw manscaping metrosexuals—real men rock chest hair

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-nerd-girl-porn-hot-men-rocking-chest-hair/


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