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ralph wiggum
08-18-2010, 11:30 AM
Next time you're in line at the grocery store and you roll your eyes at the person with two carts full of items refusing to leave the 10-items-or-fewer line, you might be in trouble with the law -- at least if you live in Elmhurst, Illinois. Officials of the Chicago suburb are looking into finding a way of putting an end to the practice by legal means.

The idiocy stems from a recent city council meeting where an Elmhurst resident was ejected from the room after rolling her eyes in reaction to something that was said by a council member.

Members of the Elmhurst city council have asked the City Attorney to look into the creation of a "disturbance and disorderly conduct" violation and to see if eye-rolling could somehow be shoehorned into its definition.

Illinois state law defines disorderly conduct is "an act in such unreasonable manner as to alarm or disturb another, or to provoke a breach of the peace."

LINK (http://consumerist.com/2010/07/illinois-town-wants-to-outlaw-eye-rolling.html)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Gingersnap
08-18-2010, 11:42 AM
:rolleyes:

obx
08-18-2010, 11:54 AM
Can blinking and clearing your throat be far behind.
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NJCardFan
08-18-2010, 12:17 PM
Or exasperated sigh. In that case, I'm going to get my money's worth and curse the person out.

Gingersnap
08-18-2010, 01:51 PM
Or exasperated sigh. In that case, I'm going to get my money's worth and curse the person out.

There are a surprising number of women who can do all three at once.

lacarnut
08-18-2010, 03:29 PM
All of the idiots that support eye-rolling office should be voted out of office.

Articulate_Ape
08-18-2010, 05:08 PM
If I lived there, that council would be worrying more about their heads rolling than eyes.