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bijou
08-25-2010, 09:27 AM
Just prior to his death in 2008, Larry "Bozo" Harmon penned the recently released memoir "The Man Behind the Nose,” about his adventures who was a professional clown, ran for President, bonded with dangerous cannibal tribes in New Guinea, and was saved from being swallowed whole by a murderous python in Thailand by his 83 AAA shoes.

But now Harmon’s second of four ex-wives, Sandra Harmon, the author of two relationship books and “Elvis & Me” with Priscilla Presley, is biting back with claims that the crazy tales are a result of him being a “pathological liar.”

Sandra Harmon is writing her own book entitled “Sleeping With Bozo and Other Clowns” to expose dirty details of her marriage to Larry, who she alleges was unfaithful. ...link (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/08/24/did-bozo-clown-tell-lies-sleep/?test=faces)

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 09:43 AM
He was a clown. Of course he lied and slept around. He probably molested school children and ate live canaries on his off-time.

obx
08-25-2010, 09:58 AM
You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny.
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PoliCon
08-25-2010, 11:06 AM
Seems to me that Bozo was just being funny with his book . . . . while his ex is being the typical bitter old cow.

RobJohnson
08-25-2010, 12:13 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lib7-DajToMU_M:http://markarayner.com/images/bozo.jpg&t=1

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 12:36 PM
Seems to me that Bozo was just being funny with his book . . . . while his ex is being the typical bitter old cow.

Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.

Rockntractor
08-25-2010, 12:45 PM
Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.

But clowns have huge feet and that would mean that they have huge...............um.................noses!

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 12:47 PM
But clowns have huge feet and that would mean that they have huge...............um.................noses!:confu sed:

So do elephants but only an insane woman would marry one.

bijou
08-25-2010, 12:47 PM
Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.

Ginger, Ginger, Ginger, did you leave that straight line hanging there solely to tempt the foolhardy? :D

PoliCon
08-25-2010, 12:51 PM
Ginger, Ginger, Ginger, did you leave that straight line hanging there solely to tempt the foolhardy? :D

Apparently Mr. Snaps is a bitter old cow. :D

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 12:52 PM
Apparently Mr. Snaps is a bitter old cow. :D

And you still have tiny hands.

Rockntractor
08-25-2010, 12:54 PM
So do elephants but only an insane woman would marry one.

But you might have a fling with one?:confused:

PoliCon
08-25-2010, 12:57 PM
Any you still have tiny hands.

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/129207415588676113.jpg

PoliCon
08-25-2010, 12:58 PM
But you might have a fling with one?:confused:

watch out ginger - I think he's trying to seduce you! :D

Rockntractor
08-25-2010, 01:00 PM
watch out ginger - I think he's trying to seduce you! :D

She is jail bait!

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 01:14 PM
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/129207415588676113.jpg

That was a low blow, Poli.

PoliCon
08-25-2010, 01:19 PM
That was a low blow, Poli.

I've been saving that one for a while. :cool:

Articulate_Ape
08-25-2010, 01:29 PM
I wonder if Hillary's nickname for Bill is Bozo.

Gingersnap
08-25-2010, 01:33 PM
I wonder if Hillary's nickname for Bill is Bozo.

I know mine is.