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Gingersnap
08-26-2010, 01:00 PM
Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime

Cincinnati driver caught multitasking herself

AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

Completely expected mugshot at the link. I've got to know the name of that porno now. :p

TSG (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/woman-nabbed-auto-erotic-crime)

Bailey
08-26-2010, 01:32 PM
Why cant they ever be hot? Mostly Ugo's

Gingersnap
08-26-2010, 01:36 PM
Why cant they ever be hot? Mostly Ugo's

If they were hot, they wouldn't need vibrators and porn.

Bailey
08-26-2010, 01:47 PM
If they were hot, they wouldn't need vibrators and porn.


Even the ugliest women doesn't need porn. They could go to any bar and get ass if they wanted it that bad.


I thought every women had a "special" Friend, kept just for emergencies. :D

malloc
08-26-2010, 03:23 PM
Yet another lesson in keep your mouth shut when engaging with the police. If she had not said anything, she would have had a ticket for overly tinted windows. Without the confession, the cops would have had a lot of trouble proving she had done anything with the vibrator and laptop while driving.

noonwitch
08-26-2010, 03:38 PM
Even the ugliest women doesn't need porn. They could go to any bar and get ass if they wanted it that bad.


I thought every women had a "special" Friend, kept just for emergencies. :D


Most of us can go without. But you are right about the bar thing.

Bailey
08-26-2010, 04:09 PM
Most of us can go without. But you are right about the bar thing.




Now thats just plain crazy talk :D

BadCat
08-26-2010, 04:45 PM
Even the ugliest women doesn't need porn. They could go to any bar and get ass if they wanted it that bad.


I thought every women had a "special" Friend, kept just for emergencies. :D

Maybe from someone like you, they could.
Heck, I bet the chick that got busted could get you without any trouble.

warpig
08-26-2010, 06:02 PM
MY EYE's..................I cannot see!!..................seriously I cannot see!!......................:eek:

RobJohnson
08-26-2010, 08:27 PM
If they were hot, they wouldn't need vibrators and porn.

You don't get out much do you? :D

Gingersnap
08-26-2010, 09:09 PM
You don't get out much do you? :D

Maybe not. :D

malloc
08-26-2010, 09:15 PM
MY EYE's..................I cannot see!!..................seriously I cannot see!!......................:eek:

http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/eye.jpg

Sonnabend
08-27-2010, 08:48 AM
f they were hot, they wouldn't need vibrators and porn.

Ginge...um....never mind....:p

Rockntractor
08-27-2010, 08:58 AM
So many places one could go with this but no need to be apish.:D