View Full Version : Airline With a Sense of Humor

08-26-2010, 10:52 PM

Kulula Airlines, The favorite budget airline of South Africa.

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08-26-2010, 11:01 PM
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. The Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit whereyou want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."



08-27-2010, 12:20 AM
Southwest had a sense of humor once. One time, when it was getting close to departure time, one of the flight attendants got on the PA and said, "eeny-meeny-miney-moe. Pick a seat, it's time to go." They ended up getting sued.

08-27-2010, 12:56 AM
You made me go searching and I found:

"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."

Ya know - I have often though this while flying . . . :D

08-27-2010, 04:29 PM
those 737's always remind of of convertible air