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Gingersnap
08-31-2010, 12:34 PM
Paris Hilton's Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum
By Mark Gray

Monday August 30, 2010 06:05 PM EDT
Paris Hilton

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Facebook Twitter E-mail When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.

"She had not seen it but now thought it was gum, said an officer's report.

It turned out the baggie actually contained .8 grams of cocaine, and now Hilton faces felony drug-possession charges with a Oct. 27 arraignment.

While speaking to police following a weekend traffic stop, Hilton denied the baggie belonged to her. In fact, she said, the purse wasn't hers either; she had borrowed it from a friend.

Uh....yeah.

People (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417237,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)

jendf
08-31-2010, 12:40 PM
I think Lindsay Lohan used the "it-belonged-to-my-friend" excuse too. :rolleyes:

Paris, Lindsay, Spencer, Heidi, all of the Kardashians...can we banish these people to a small island somewhere?

Gingersnap
08-31-2010, 12:43 PM
I think Lindsay Lohan used the "it-belonged-to-my-friend" excuse too. :rolleyes:

Paris, Lindsay, Spencer, Heidi, all of the Kardashians...can we banish these people to a small island somewhere?

How could we closely monitor their cellulite and drug use if we did that? :D

noonwitch
08-31-2010, 12:43 PM
How could we closely monitor their cellulite and drug use if we did that? :D



We could send Dr. Drew and his staff to supervise them.

FlaGator
08-31-2010, 12:45 PM
Uh....yeah.

People (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417237,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)


Hey, she once mistook Rick Salomon's penis for a Tootsie Pop... apparently

NJCardFan
08-31-2010, 01:55 PM
I like the "it's not my bag but everything in it, except for the coke, is mine." Apparently she thinks the police are a stupid as she is. That said, this will all amount to nothing.

malloc
08-31-2010, 03:43 PM
...can we banish these people to a small island somewhere?

Or.....we can end the war on drugs, legalize this self-destructive (which is all it is) behavior, and the problem will solve itself via overdose in a matter of weeks.


For the record, I do hope that if this ever happens that Kim Kardashian redeems herself. She's too hot to O.D.

BadCat
08-31-2010, 05:24 PM
B-I-M-B-O!
B-I-M-B-O!
B-I-M-B-O!
And BIMBO was her name-O.

PoliCon
08-31-2010, 07:04 PM
B-I-M-B-O!
B-I-M-B-O!
B-I-M-B-O!
And BIMBO was her name-O.

Bimbo? She's a horse footed skank.

warpig
08-31-2010, 07:12 PM
Singapore has no problem with drugs.


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4561075434_2ff2f6380e.jpg

On the back of their visas.

SaintLouieWoman
08-31-2010, 07:47 PM
Singapore has no problem with drugs.


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4561075434_2ff2f6380e.jpg

On the back of their visas.

I hope Hilton doesn't plan on partying in Singapore.

Gingersnap
08-31-2010, 07:58 PM
I hope Hilton doesn't plan on partying in Singapore.

Oh, she has already. As in many places, the law depends on your status.

I'll be following this story, though, since the courts appear to be taking a harder line with celebutards now and this bust, coupled with her previous issues, could result in some slightly real jail time.

Hilton is actually slightly something of a cut above her fellow parasites. Many people believe that she lives off her family money but that's surprisingly not the case. She's out there hustling with a couple of accessory lines, personal appearance fees, minor movie roles, and private party work.

She's still a celebutard, though.