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warpig
09-01-2010, 07:37 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html



Let's pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren't already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.

There's a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It's because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn't make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you've been working on. Why?...............


:D

Gingersnap
09-01-2010, 09:53 PM
It's thinking like that, that will make you zombie-chow, soldier. :cool:

warpig
09-01-2010, 10:46 PM
http://thedemotivators.com/wp-content/original/2010_01/preparedness.jpg

Gingersnap
09-01-2010, 10:52 PM
Exactly.

linda22003
09-02-2010, 10:33 AM
It's thinking like that, that will make you zombie-chow, soldier. :cool:

Especially for the non-traditional zombies, who are always hungry. The day is coming when apple slices and bamboo just won't cut it any more.

http://www.cuterush.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/redpandaapple.jpg

Gingersnap
09-02-2010, 10:42 AM
Someday, Linda, you are going down for exploiting my only zombie-related weakness. :cool:

linda22003
09-02-2010, 11:56 AM
Someday, Linda, you are going down for exploiting my only zombie-related weakness. :cool:

I thought it was your only weakness, period.

Apache
09-02-2010, 12:45 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e5f6f7de-803d-4f4e-9e3f-f289c5d03a84.jpg

Gingersnap
09-02-2010, 01:09 PM
I thought it was your only weakness, period.

Good point.

malloc
09-02-2010, 05:21 PM
The article only applies to biologically infected zombies. What about nano-bot zombies!? Those nanobots could keep the host zombie in good repair.