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jendf
09-02-2010, 04:03 PM
True story. Real names! LOL. (http://gawker.com/5627839/butts-arrested-for-murder-of-boob) :D


Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob—wife of the late Samuel Boob—is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators' names was Kermit Butts.

Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts' friend, who sought Butts' help killing Boob, which police say he provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Gingersnap
09-02-2010, 04:27 PM
One can only imagine the pillow-talk possibilities.

NJCardFan
09-02-2010, 06:59 PM
Crime boss: We have to get this Boob guy. Butts, I want you for this Boob job.

FlaGator
09-02-2010, 08:31 PM
I am reminded of the golfer Dick Trickle and a Jacksonville Jaguar player named Harry Colon. I always thought they'd make a pretty interesting Pro/Am golf pairing.

Bubba Dawg
09-02-2010, 08:48 PM
I wonder how the police cracked this case?

Rockntractor
09-02-2010, 08:49 PM
I wonder how the police cracked this case?

They got their info through an asshole.

Bubba Dawg
09-02-2010, 08:51 PM
They got their info through an asshole.

Yeah, they sat on the case for a while though.

NJCardFan
09-03-2010, 12:24 AM
I am reminded of the golfer Dick Trickle and a Jacksonville Jaguar player named Harry Colon. I always thought they'd make a pretty interesting Pro/Am golf pairing.

Actually, Dick Trickle was in NASCAR. But then again, there was a baseball player named Rusty Kuntz.
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/rusty_kuntz.jpg

RobJohnson
09-03-2010, 08:35 PM
One can only imagine the pillow-talk possibilities.

I'm not sure if I could.:D