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bijou
09-23-2010, 02:17 PM
After plotting over a monitored telephone with his imprisoned son, a California man traveled to a federal lockup in Colorado and sought to smuggle his offspring a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin that he had wrapped in plastic and stashed in his anus.

The father-son smuggling bid ended Friday night with the arrest of Donald Denney, 56, at the federal prison in Florence, Colorado, where Denney's son is serving a seven-year sentence for bank robbery....

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/denneymug.jpg

Colorado, hot on the heels of Florida for most crazy people? (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drug-smuggling/sht-my-dad-smuggles-his-anus-me-prison)

Rockntractor
09-23-2010, 03:09 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/denneymug.jpg

Colorado, hot on the heels of Florida for most crazy people? (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drug-smuggling/sht-my-dad-smuggles-his-anus-me-prison)

That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!

jediab
09-23-2010, 04:31 PM
That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!

Or a great, "I am a DU member!" ad.

FlaGator
09-23-2010, 04:43 PM
Obviously a member of the Reality Based Community.

NJCardFan
09-23-2010, 10:42 PM
Yes this is funny but it's a serious problem in prison. Not only are people smuggling stuff in their butts, women have been known to hide stuff in their cooch. And worse yet, in baby diapers.

Calypso Jones
09-23-2010, 10:49 PM
I can only imagine the hell of a life these people have had.