Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison

[bijou]

After plotting over a monitored telephone with his imprisoned son, a California man traveled to a federal lockup in Colorado and sought to smuggle his offspring a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin that he had wrapped in plastic and stashed in his anus.

The father-son smuggling bid ended Friday night with the arrest of Donald Denney, 56, at the federal prison in Florence, Colorado, where Denney's son is serving a seven-year sentence for bank robbery....

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/denneymug.jpg

Colorado, hot on the heels of Florida for most crazy people? (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drug-smuggling/sht-my-dad-smuggles-his-anus-me-prison)

[Rockntractor]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/denneymug.jpg

Colorado, hot on the heels of Florida for most crazy people? (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drug-smuggling/sht-my-dad-smuggles-his-anus-me-prison)

That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!

[jediab]

That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!

Or a great, "I am a DU member!" ad.

[FlaGator]

Obviously a member of the Reality Based Community.

[NJCardFan]

Yes this is funny but it's a serious problem in prison. Not only are people smuggling stuff in their butts, women have been known to hide stuff in their cooch. And worse yet, in baby diapers.

[Calypso Jones]

I can only imagine the hell of a life these people have had.