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Gingersnap
09-30-2010, 02:49 PM
Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Jurist nabbed for handing his nuts to several unsuspecting women

UPDATE: Click here to see a photo of the condom-stuffed acorns

SEPTEMBER 29--A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.

When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.

According to a September 21 citation issued by Capitol Police, Stoltzfus, 58, “did conceal condoms in acorns and then gave them to women who were offended when they discovered the contents.”

The citation does not disclose the size of the acorns Stoltzfus passed out, or whether the condoms had been used.

Bonus point (for the other guys): Judge is a Republican. :p

TSG (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/judge-stuffed-acorns-condoms)

Zafod
09-30-2010, 03:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

lacarnut
09-30-2010, 04:35 PM
I find his actions insulting and in bad taste. However, if he is guilty of a crime why are not public school teachers guilty of handing out condoms to students. What's worse, handing out condoms to kids or to adults? How about another liberal favorite of teachers handing out books concerning homosexuality.

Phillygirl
09-30-2010, 05:48 PM
Those whacky Amish are at it again!

Articulate_Ape
09-30-2010, 07:11 PM
My wife and I were in Lancaster, PA last fall and visited Intercourse. All I could think at the time was whethere there was a hospital there and how funny it would be to be able to list Intercourse as your birthplace. :D

Gingersnap
09-30-2010, 09:12 PM
I'd sincerely like to know what the guy was thinking. Was this an elaborate sexual overture? A warning? A multilevel punning statement? :confused:

Jumpy
09-30-2010, 09:18 PM
What a weirdo... I havent been reading my local newspaper lately, so I havent seen anything about this.

Gingersnap
09-30-2010, 09:24 PM
What a weirdo... I havent been reading my local newspaper lately, so I havent seen anything about this.

Keep us updated on any local angles. :D

MountainMan
09-30-2010, 10:42 PM
I'd sincerely like to know what the guy was thinking. Was this an elaborate sexual overture? A warning? A multilevel punning statement? :confused:

It was his inner, horny squirrel coming out. :p

m00
09-30-2010, 11:00 PM
I'd sincerely like to know what the guy was thinking. Was this an elaborate sexual overture? A warning? A multilevel punning statement? :confused:

I'm trying to figure out how he got the condom inside the acorn!

Articulate_Ape
10-01-2010, 12:51 AM
I'd sincerely like to know what the guy was thinking. Was this an elaborate sexual overture? A warning? A multilevel punning statement? :confused:

Maybe he just went nuts.