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NJCardFan
10-14-2010, 12:41 PM
OK, most of us know what kind of magazine Maxim is. It's macho guy stuff from scantily clad girls to articles about kick ass cars to lists of the best alcoholic beverages known to man to dirty jokes. The magazine, like most magazines, is rampant with ads ranging from cologne to Gillette razors. This is definitely not a woman's magazine or a metrosexual man's magazine. So I ask, what in the blue hell is this ad doing on the inside back cover of this month's Maxim:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Dsfkb5I2UwwqkM:http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z67/designscene/designscenealbum/JeanPaulGaultierClassiqueFrangra-1.jpg&t=1

This is, bar none, the gayest ad I have ever seen advertising the gayest product I have ever seen. No heterosexual man would ever consider buying this, at least not in public. I'd much rather be caught buying a box of tampons, bag of maxipads, and a can of Midol then to be caught holding a cologne bottle of a male torso with a hard on.

djones520
10-14-2010, 12:42 PM
I have two.

Arroyo_Doble
10-14-2010, 12:46 PM
I always thought Maxim was a soft core gay porn magazine.

NJCardFan
10-14-2010, 12:52 PM
I always thought Maxim was a soft core gay porn magazine.

Does this look like something a gay man would want to look at?
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_brookeBurns_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_dianeHill_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_veronicaKay_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/08/04/avril-lavigne/gfd_l2.jpg

I think not.

CueSi
10-14-2010, 02:10 PM
Some gay men have an aesthetic appreciation for women. They'll look at one, just not sleep with one. You'd be surprised how many gay men will go to a strip club. I once had a gay man buy a lap dance and a champagne room for me because of my choice of music and shoes.

~QC

noonwitch
10-14-2010, 02:23 PM
This is, bar none, the gayest ad I have ever seen advertising the gayest product I have ever seen. No heterosexual man would ever consider buying this, at least not in public. I'd much rather be caught buying a box of tampons, bag of maxipads, and a can of Midol then to be caught holding a cologne bottle of a male torso with a hard on.




I think if you, a man, go through the checkout with those items, the clerk should just throw in a sympathy fifth of your favorite booze.

lacarnut
10-14-2010, 02:36 PM
I canceled my subscription to a car magazine years ago when they started bashing Bush and promoting the BMW Mini as a gay car. I did not buy this magazine to listen to a turd spout off about politics or queers.

Wei Wu Wei
10-14-2010, 04:30 PM
How gay, exactly, is this product?

One time I had a gay lamp, got it at a yard sale, I didn't know for a few months but once after a few drinks the lamp came out but it was all cool cuz I'm not a hater that lamp can be as gay as it likes.

Wei Wu Wei
10-14-2010, 04:31 PM
. I'd much rather be caught buying a box of tampons, bag of maxipads, and a can of Midol then to be caught holding a cologne bottle of a male torso with a hard on.

lmao it took me a few minutes to realize that was the shape of the bottle. bahahahha wow man you've got a great eye

Bailey
10-14-2010, 04:32 PM
How gay, exactly, is this product?

One time I had a gay lamp, got it at a yard sale, I didn't know for a few months but once after a few drinks the lamp came out but it was all cool cuz I'm not a hater that lamp can be as gay as it likes.

As gay as you (that meaning a lot of gay)

NJCardFan
10-14-2010, 11:14 PM
How gay, exactly, is this product?

Um, the crotch of the bottle has a fucking hard on. Is that gay enough for you?

Rockntractor
10-14-2010, 11:18 PM
Does this look like something a gay man would want to look at?
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_brookeBurns_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_dianeHill_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/05/20/10-girls-that-look-great-oiled-up/greasyGirls_veronicaKay_l1.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/08/04/avril-lavigne/gfd_l2.jpg

I think not.
Shit! I'll be in my office.

warpig
10-15-2010, 12:13 AM
Shit! I'll be in my office.


:D:D:D:D

Zafod
10-15-2010, 02:01 PM
How gay, exactly, is this product?

One time I had a gay lamp, got it at a yard sale, I didn't know for a few months but once after a few drinks the lamp came out but it was all cool cuz I'm not a hater that lamp can be as gay as it likes.

yup this post confirms it. You are a 17 year old high school student

NJCardFan
10-15-2010, 11:31 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Avril Lavigne is hot?

lacarnut
10-16-2010, 12:19 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Avril Lavigne is hot?

My pick of the crop. Hubba Hubba

Rockntractor
10-16-2010, 12:34 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Avril Lavigne is hot?

In this pic she's great but in most they way overdo her eye makeup.
She doesn't need much makeup there is no need to cover anything up!

nightflight
10-16-2010, 01:29 AM
I always thought Maxim was a soft core gay porn magazine.

That would be The Nation.

CueSi
10-16-2010, 05:22 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Avril Lavigne is hot?

Yes. :p

~QC

Sonnabend
10-16-2010, 05:58 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Avril Lavigne is hot?Yes

http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/9/26166/56167.jpg

SHE HOT :D:D

Sonnabend
10-16-2010, 06:01 AM
And this is her today :D:D-- AT SIXTY SEVEN....

http://nsaney.com/pics/women/raquel-welch_67_years_old.jpg