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Gingersnap
10-15-2010, 11:24 AM
Fear of elves made Montreal man get powerful guns

A man charged with uttering death threats on Facebook armed himself with high-powered weapons because he feared he was being stalked by elves, a Montreal court was told Thursday. Stephane Giroux reports.

David Abitbol, 28, has been arrested for uttering threats.

The Canadian Press
Date: Thu. Oct. 14 2010 7:30 AM ET

MONTREAL A man charged with uttering death threats on Facebook armed himself with high-powered weapons because he feared he was being stalked by elves, a Montreal court was told Wednesday.

Quebec provincial police told David Abitbol's bail hearing that he told a friend on the Internet that his .12-gauge shotgun was just what he needed to kill the mythical creatures.

A disturbing portrait emerged of the 28-year-old Abitbol during Wednesday's proceedings in which the Crown reported that an initial evaluation indicated that he was fit to stand trial.

"There's nothing at this point to make us doubt his ability to appear or his fitness to stand trial," said prosecutor Steeve Lariviere.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2wppd8i.jpg



Sometimes one picture really is worth a thousand words.

CTV (http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20101014/abitbol-facebook-charges-101510/)

Rockntractor
10-15-2010, 11:26 AM
You may laugh but imagine being stocked by a plethora of Policons!:eek:

FlaGator
10-15-2010, 11:33 AM
You may laugh but imagine being stocked by a plethora of Policons!:eek:
Why? Is Poli a stock clerk?

Arroyo_Doble
10-15-2010, 11:34 AM
Where they Muslim elves?

Articulate_Ape
10-15-2010, 11:44 AM
Elves have kast a misspelling spell on this thred.

Gingersnap
10-15-2010, 11:59 AM
Where they Muslim elves?

Possibly, this is Quebec, after all. Why? Do you recommend a different load for Muslim elves?

bijou
10-15-2010, 12:08 PM
Ha, that will teach you all not to mock 'The Elven Supremacy' (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=32482)

Gingersnap
10-15-2010, 12:59 PM
Ha, that will teach you all not to mock 'The Elven Supremacy' (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=32482)

They never learn, do they?

Odysseus
10-15-2010, 10:21 PM
This is what happens when you get two live action smurf movies in two years.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc1NDIwMjc0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzI2NDg1Mw@@._ V1._SY314_CR179,0,214,314_.jpghttp://www.treehugger.com/avatar-navi-blue-photo1.jpg
Although I will say that Smurfette is looking hotter than I remember.

Bubba Dawg
10-15-2010, 11:04 PM
Nasty little freaks.......

MountainMan
10-16-2010, 02:01 PM
Nasty little freaks.......

Canadians or elves? :confused:

Bubba Dawg
10-16-2010, 05:38 PM
Canadians or elves? :confused:

Yes.

Odysseus
10-16-2010, 05:42 PM
Yes.

Hey! Some of them are not completely without merit. The ones who live in the tree and bake cookies, for example. And I'm sure that there are elves who are pretty cool, too.

Rockntractor
10-17-2010, 09:14 PM
Bumping for polican.

noonwitch
10-18-2010, 11:40 AM
Thorazine usually makes the elves disapper.

Rockntractor
10-18-2010, 11:44 AM
Thorazine usually makes the elves disapper.

I'm imagining Policon?:confused::eek: